Just wondering because I just got back from the hospital with more. I think I have just over 100 on my head. Official Frankenstein status.

You were at Frankenstein status at birth, you mutant.

True, but now I have the ultra-trendy stitches the kids are into these days.

i had i think like 18 when my ear snapped.

Delicious.

reverend_cziska said:

yeah it was all bleeding all over my shoulder while at work and my ear just hanging there and my boss going so why do you need to go to the hospital.

great stuff.

Yeah, ain't bosses great. I remember when I broke my front tooth at work and the nerve root was hanging there. The boss was like "you should get that checked out at lunch."

ice cream for everyone.

I had two stitches incidents. One was when I was in third grade playing capture the flag. I'd just gotten tagged out of jail and someone on the other team had our flag and was running to our side. I got over there as fast as I could and dove. At the time I had a loose tooth and it hit some girl's knee punching a hole in my lip. I got up to see a big puddle of blood on the ground. Three stitches, ending up eating one of them by accident before it was fully healed.

The second time was a couple years later, I was at the town beach here(only time I ever went swimming in that shithole) and I must have stepped on glass or something, either way that resulted in another nine stitches.

I lost count years ago..Besides, Fuck stitches, Staples are where it's at.

Lamp said:

pffft i took a baseball bat and hockey stick to dome.

now thats a fucked situation let me tell you.

Lamp said:

No stitches in this story, but you reminded me of when I was almost blinded. My aunt had one of those "Fresh Air" kids staying at her house for the summer. They take a kid from the inner-city and stick him with Whitey for a few weeks. We were playing Jarts (lawn darts if you don't remember them) and he threw one at my face, hitting me just to the side of my eye. Later I tried to drown him in the pool.

W3 @ work and will always be NLI said:

Weightlifting bar with collar to the face and cranium. Stitches and reconstruction of a crushed nose (Rocky Balboa style).

ouch yeah both were right near the eye still got the scars, its awesome when youre like 16 and a doctor tells you "Hey feel like half an inch that way and you'd be blind."

goodstuff.

W3 @ work and will always be NLI said:

Yeah, well I never said either of my situations were particularly bad, but it's not like I take too well to blood anyway so I was still creeped out by the sight of a huge puddle of it on the ground that came from my face.

understandable, when i got hit with the bat my left eye was blinded by the blood. not saying im tough or anything just remembered it and figured this is way more exciting at this hour then tagging and taping dvds to put out.

I got him with a bat before, too! But I got hit in the mouth, at a softball game when I was 12. I thought I was fine until my coach told me I was missing some teeth.

I never get stitches. I just bleed and then pass out and wake up in someone's bed.

shatteredliz in brooklyn said:

yeah i was at a summer camp and got hit by one. i think it would have been life threatening if Rich Horror hadnt built a time machine and gone back to correct the errors of the past and save me for a few more years.

Hey man, whatever works for ya Rich!

I also invented velcro.

RichHorror said:

the scratchy kind or silent velcro

It cures AIDS so the gubment hasn't released it yet. They told me they need to kill more homos and prison blacks.

W3 @ work and will always be NLI said:

You could always mail me a Throwing Shrapnel shirt.

Lamp said:

i probably could do that, i got three of'em left. if you yelled at Keifer Bourer to do the rest of his vocal trax im sure i could send you a new shirt design and a promo for the new cd too.

i mean keifer batman not keifer bourer thats only his name while he's saving the world mondays on FOX. otherwise he's just keifer batman and fuck that ignorant nigga.

You guys are dumb. No way can Sean throw a shirt from VA to RI. I CALL BULLSHIT.

RichHorror said:

dood i got called on this earlier about taking bonghits to PVD, you know it can totally be done man you just gotta sit back and you know just kinda think it and be it.

fankin a gawy

Is this about the Vietnam War?

yes rich, everything is about the Vietnam War !

Oh cool.

some broad in here just said "sketched out" like 100 times in a matter of 15mins in the store. its really weird seeing who goes home with what from here. makes me giggle a lot.

She said it because me and you are breathing. That sketches out anything with a vadge.

RichHorror said:

Hey, speaking of which...

rich can i date rape you in the parking lot of your work after we go see a two dollar movie in the ghetto.

Sean, I want a shirt!!

haha

My job is popping pills in my bedroom and jacking off on someone's childhood bed.

You should work at a storage garage.

YOU SHOULD STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE, DAD.

Now Rich, how many times have we been over this. I'm not your real dad.

I'm older than you, you'll be whose dad I tell you to be. Respect your elders.

Wait Rich, now you want respect?

Well then, I'm taking all your blow-up dolls and child hostages away for the week for sassing me.

shatteredliz in brooklyn said:

Liz you can have anything you want

shatteredliz in brooklyn said:

I am respect. I am the right hand of God, and judge you as wicked.

That's what I wanted to hear Sean!

Rich, who told?

Obviously God did, you ignant nigga. I AM HIS RIGHT HAND AFTER ALL.

Oh, and boys, I have a question. Why do guys always have to do something to mess everything up so we can't fuck anymore? Boys are dumb.

Did his tear you up?

Don't be hating on a motherfucker whose shit hangs.

HIS SHIT HANGS, FOR REAL.

No, he had to go and do something to piss me off so I had to walk away.

And Liz, you can always still fuck. You could lose all your limbs and your face if you still have female parts dudes will still hit it. We are all disgusting and I hope nuclear war kills us all.

RichHorror said:

cue the Meatmen.

You should fuck all his friends. And tell all the girls he knows how small his dick is and how bad he is in bed. And make sure to tell him about it. And then tell me the whole story. That would really make me chuckle.

You can also have sex with me. I'm not sure how that would hurt him, but it's worth a try.

I think all the girls he knows have seen his dick...

chuckle, who the hell says chuckle

You should get a little sewing circle together with them and video conference to him and discuss how he has a small dick and fucks bad. That would be really swell.

That's a good idea Rich, that'd show him, how quickly can you get to Queens?

I say chuckle. BRINGING CHUCKLE BACK IN THE OH SEVEN.

shatteredliz in brooklyn said:

I'm in my car right now. Once I get to Queens I'll start screaming 'LIZ IM HERE FOR MY BANG'.

Oh, my sewing circle doesn't meet 'til next week.

Video conference, seriously. And tell me where this dude is at. I want to drink his tears.

You want to suck his dick?

He cries from his dick?

I want him to cry and I catch it in a Big Gulp cup from 7-11. Im gonna add some Cherry Coke to it too.

haha what the hell happend to this thread.

Liz, I want to come to Queens and hang out, and you show me everywhere that they filmed for Coming To America. I love that movie like a motherfuck.

I'm at an airport an bored, that's what happened.

I awesomeify every thread. What, I'm gonna let bitches talk about coffee and some homo death metal band? Fuck that noise.

shatteredliz in brooklyn said:

so im at a porn shop and bored doesnt mean you have to insult rich like that.

that dood saved my life.

Liz, me and Sean are more handsome than this dude, right? Yeah, I know!

Awesomeify. End of story.

I would go to Queens right now if I could remember how pants work.

Of course you guys are hotter than him. How could you even ask that?

liz do you DP DV DA often and if so can i interest in a career in film

I wanted dude to read it and cry some more. My drink needs more tears. Now I'm a turn this into a slush puppy.

Well, my flight leaves in 20 minutes. You can just meet me in Florida.

Liz, give me his e-mail. I wanna ask why he cries from his dick.

do you have any lay overs in VA cause i can come kidnap you within seconds

No, tell him to come to our show on the 19th. On stage I will be all 'THIS NIGGA HERE CRIES FROM HIS MUTHAFUCKIN' DICK.'.

naw naw

"hey bub, whats the deal with cryin' from yo dick."

That's how I hit him up at the after-show party.

Then I punch him in the stomach and scream 'YEAH BREWDOGGIES'.

i see, i am not familiar with this "brewdoggies" term, how you say que

Ha! I'll let you know if he's there Monday. Oh, and Sean, no layovers. Only direct flights for me!

Drink 20 beers and then do the 'hang ten' sign with your hand. It rules.

Sweet. Guaranteed I make Monday the worst night of his life.

If there was a God, he would kill me.

Where's the aftershow party? Oh man, why are you guys playing on Monday night?

I dunno, but there is one.

It's wild easy. I just walk in someone's house and go 'YEAH BREWDOGGIES' and it's a party.

I should point out I decided there was an aftershow part just now.

That's what she said.

PARTY ON DOODER.

We're bringing surfboards and telling niggas we Municipal Waste.

Okay, time to trun of my blackberry. Have a great day everyone. Thanks for keeping me company while I sat at LaGuardia.

Sean, I think that chick digs on our vibe.

rich i think every vagina digs that vibe, oh that smell

I play mad vibes.

I AM HIP HOP

I'm all like woosh woosh circle circle.

watch out for that treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hey, my cell phone isn't supposed to go in my belly button. MY BAD YO.

thats just wrong and mostly cause i always figured you for having an outtie.

Mine goes in so deep it connects to the roots of the Tree of Life.

all i can think of is Ice Cube lyrics now

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the_reverend said:

same here

and now we have come full circle

I don't think I've had stitches before, maybe when I was real young, but I have a problem with remembering. As for broken bones:
Foot
Ankle
Hand
Arm (spiral fracture, that was a beauty)

18 on my arm

reverend_cziska said:

I think I had about the equivalent of 150 stitches total when my dog bit my head open (It was one long-ass running stitch on the top that was the equivalent of 100-something, and a shitload of semi-internal stitches or something, went underneath the stitches on top. or something like that). And I had another 5 when I split my chin open from jumping in the pool backwards and hitting it on the edge of the pool [Hey, I was 7 and trying to show off.]

The new champion.

I actually was thinking about it and I think I had a couple in my mouth from surgery

i had 22 in my leg to hold a gaping hole close, several in my head, and like 15 or 20 in my mouth to close surgery wounds. those were by far the worst.

the_reverend said:

same here.. wisdom teeth and tonsillectomy

I've had about 219 stitches.
200 - surgery on my feet when I was about 1 yo. and they said I'd never walk.
the rest are scattered about the head and legs.