We are in Maine. We need a bassist and right now a second guitarist. Our playing style ranges from Type O Negative to Cradle Of Filth.

Must be at least 21
Must be good and willing to learn the current material. If you don't kick ass..your ass dont get in this band
Willing to conform to the band's stage image.
Have own bass. (If needed we'll suply the amp)
Have transportation.
Willing to give up alot of your life to touring everywheres(planning two month national for this spring).

And if you have a problem with being in a pagan band, then you are going to be a problem, keep your ass home.

If you play metal and are willing to work hard and do what it takes to make it, then you know what to do. Get your ass in touch with us at our site.

Mike Web
www.13winters.com

quit saying "ass"

i like female ass..i want a female bassist that kicks ass

Mike Web said:

i know a girl named Tom who lives in Maine.
she is guitar player, but I am sure she could do bass

you guys are a nu-metal band.

13 winters = NU-METAL

you're never going to get a bass player because your band is gay and your singer is an ugly ho.

don't hate the playa Tom, hate the game.

don't playa hate, appreciate.

don't hate the playa, hate the game.

good quotes, not suitable for this thread though. hahaha

don't hate the band, hate the genre

does that work?

excellente.

Hey RUSTED RED FAG!

Who are you to judge Die's looks?

You only like men anyways.

Take your worthless opinions and stick them up your gay ass.

what is the website for 13 winters?
i want to judge her

You can call us nu-metal, We don't give a flying fuck.

We're above that sub-labeling bullshit.

Rusted is just jealious cause there's no way in hell I would go out with him.

Die said:

it disgusts me to even read that sentence.

University of Joe McNamara said:

www.13winters.com

ra was trying to get in my pants for a looooong time.
then he found girls.
what a fago

the beast:

all I have to say is KOK
since nobody really knows what it means nobody can get mad at me

i know what KOK means now, it's not pretty.

Willing to conform to the band's stage image. "

if that's looking ugly then i guess i'll never have a chance of being in 13 winters. darn.

I wouldn''t even let you try out.

If you notice it says "Must be good." and since you suck, your not in.

if i make fun of both sides is it considered being neutral?
cuz i want to stay neutral

Roy said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

University of Joe McNamara said:

neutral is like being gay, and we all know how you feel about gays.

in that case..........KOK!!!

hahah 13 winters is so huge they are afraid someone is going to post their pictures some place else and make money off of it.

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

i just made 100 bucks off some pictures of them.
I sold them to Chevy Chase

"hahah 13 winters is so huge they are afraid someone is going to post their pictures some place else and make money off of it.

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. "

Actually, DV keeps track of where the pics get posted and weather they are being linked back to a site controlled by them.

We posted a warning on our site. Be glad they didn't replace it with a picture of you mom.

Now that's gross.

Go ahead, keep posting them, your only adding hits to our server in turn making us more money and they will all get replaced soon or later. It's only a matter of time.

making you more money, nope.

ill put a few pictures on my server and see what your DV does then?

They won't care if you post them on your gay sex server. You're an idiot. They replace the images because you are stealing their bandwidth. Posting it on your fag server cost them nothing.

nevermind, problem solved, i had forgotten rev had taken pictures of your gay band. i feel bad for his sweet nikon having to download such gayness to his compact flash card.

check out the hot topic bass player they are replacing, i don't think anyone can live up to that homo.

Roy said:

what is going on with that bassist's hair?

http://www.seejoenaked.com

The only thing gay here is YOU. These pics kick ass, I like them. Thanks for posting them.

no need to slurp down rev's pp. chances are no one here likes your music, or your stage look.

i think the only solution to this argument would be for neither of you to post here again.

Total Posts 3014 since Jan 26,2002 4:01am

btw...

Drummer & Bassist Needed
Portsmouth, NH Seacoast Area!

PORPHYRIA
Death Metal

Demo Tracks Available:
http://www.mp3.com/symbioticdysharmony/
http://shownomercy.com/porphyria/

Drummer Requirements:
Experienced / Fast / Dynamic
(you should be able to match your ability with the drum machine, if you don't think you can keep up please don't bother)

Bass Requirements:
Ability To Play Exisiting Songs / Write seperate riffs

everything else should be obvious (transportation, gear, motivation, time)...

serious inquiries please contact tom @
porphyria603@hotmail.com
or
AIM: chainsawboner

Total Posts 2042 since Mar 14,2003 12:46pm

that doesn't include my posts here from school or from bill arruda's sex basement

i am sure about half of those posts are in reply to tom

i'm sure if i used this board as AOL AIM i would have more than aaron, haha.

Those pictures were enlightening. Let's all hope that butterhog doesn't whip out a cock and fuck us all with it. Now that would be gay.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Butterhog. HAHAHAHA!!!!!! and man does that bassist look fucking limpwristed queer or what?

RustedAngel said:


its George "Corpsegrinder" Fischer!

Roy said:

Yeah Tom does suck at guitar... sucks so much that he can play Decapitated and solo and stuff... he is the epitome of "suck". oh yeah... im sorry 13 Nipples... that title is reserved for you. sorry for trying to give it to another person... please dont sue me, you big giantgantic popular rock stars you =(

i felt like i was wasting my time reading this thread until i saw the corpsegrinder comment by the great spaldino. that made it worthwhile.