http://twodeadsluts.iuma.com
listen to the new deadsluts sound
tell me how much you hate it
note: its the bottom 2 songs
note: there arent any breakdowns
note: ...i hate you so much.

weak

twodeadsluts own.

I like them for the complex lyrics that they write.
and the dead sluts they leave for me.

twodeadsluts onegoodfuck are pretty sick but i think the whole osama thing goes too far.

I don't like too many bands I can't take seriously.

Somewhat funny, but not really. Good Joke, but im not gonna sit around and listen to it all day.

Wait...you mean this is a joke.
I thought they were one of those black metal bands that took there shit way too seriously.Now Im confused.

Anyways I like it.

we are no joke.
we are the new wave of black metal-hip hop destruction. Bling bling on the spiked armband if you will. watch out, corpsepaint stains the fubu. we play in our moms basement in a suburban locale quite removed from norway and the ghetto...quite a clever ruse no?
yoda, my jedi mind tricks will drop yo azz

twodeadsluts onegoodfuck made me rape the Olson twins

funny thing, they go to school at phillips exeter.
right down the road from me. for all the lovers out there:
http://olsentwins.syndk8.net/
http://www.lexandterry.com/olsen-twins/features-olsen-twins.html
http://www.marykateandashley.com/ >> 17+er's, win the car from their movie!

THIS REVEREND GUY SURE KNOWS SOME GOOD SITES FOR MASTERBATING...BUT I THOUGHT YOU CHURCH PEOPLE WERE ONLY INTO LITTLE BOYS.


TWODEADSLUTS ONEGOODFUCK = BEST BAND EVER

wRONG!

no. we are actually the third best band.

numero uno being slapshot

numero dos being melt banana

...honorable mentions go to mr bungle and the band that does "sunshine lollipops and rainbows"

...obviously removed from the list is any band that believes their take on the converge/as the sun sets/deadguy (insert original metalcore bandname) is anything worth listening to.

...and rusted angels opinion of worthwhile music is about as credible as a communist boysetsfire fan.
YES. our band is better than your band. we're twodeadsluts onegoodfuck. postmoderncore. who the fuck are you?



...i hate you so much

rock on

yup. you got my number.

i just listened to the first couple of mp3s...funny fuckers.

you can tell they worship anal cunt and the locust.

sick shit all around though.

Everyone on this site is a fag...Twodeadsluts Onegoodfuck are better than gun' n' roses.

Axl isnt Ted and never will be...we play mozart backwards in A Minor at 700 BPM.

What the fuck has your band ever done...fuck you.

arron you need to make mods for the board (me) so i can close stupid threads like this. hehehe.

Actually Mr Rusted Angel...I think you are a faggot.

Your name gives it way.

Even the Reverend knows you are on his dick...

You shouldnt be so obvious about it man. Now everybody knows you are a flaming piece of man ass.

You think you are down...

You think you are so metal...

but you are really some kid who we all made fun of in high school.


Twodeadsluts Onegoodfuck will now dedicate our band to destroying your life.

You made your point by posting once...and Ill make mine by sticking my post in every orifice of all your family members.

You think your opinion counts and that people should take you seriously...but everyone else thinks you should kill yourself.

your fuuking dumb. stfu.

I want everyone to stop what they are doing and give this man a standing ovation for his incredibly original come back.

haha, I think my one sentence accompished just as much as your entire post filled with lame comebacks. die.

You post on here ever couple of minutes because you are a homosexual...

How about twodeadsluts onegoodfuck plays mozart backwards in A minor at 700 BPM on return to the pit then what?...

Then where will you start posting your messages?

cybergrindaudioterrorism.com?

a glimse of what's to come?

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...thats the funniest shit i've seen in awhile rev

twodeadsluts, onegoodfuck is alright but they not real

the_network's that deal

besides, we're changing our name to fivedeadwhores, onebigsore anyway.

oh i just realized this thread's real real old

I just needed to post that picture some where....

I couldn't stop laughing for five minutes at that. You're sick Aaron.

Jesus said:

LMAO

Picklesmooch, I know where they live in Exeter (when they are in school). And one of em walked by me in '02 when I was working at Philips Exeter Academy fixing the network. Dont know which one it was, but fa christs sake, I woulda opened her little asshole right up.

Fuck me bum.

they're jewish

they do tv, movies, video games, we all watched them grow up, and you know that eventually they're going to do porn.

184days 8hrs 24 minutes and counting...
they are like the martha stuart of shity movies.