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returntothepit >> discuss >> TAX TIME by Messerschmitt on Jan 10,2007 10:57am
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toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Jan 10,2007 10:57am
just got my W-2. i'm going to file today because i'm broke as a joke. i usually get about $1100.00 back but it's all going to bills. i'd really like to plan a trip to Bangkok with my returns some year and spend all my money on young hooker bitches but it'll have to wait.



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Jan 10,2007 10:59am
what are you guys going to do with your money?



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Jan 10,2007 11:01am
fuck you then



toggletoggle post by HailAtWork at Jan 10,2007 11:16am
You should get all of it back since federal income tax is voluntary...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 10,2007 11:42am
I'm going to claim all of RTTP as a loss since this is a second job. the money is basically going for a new laptop.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino@werk at Jan 10,2007 11:51am
bills



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 10,2007 11:53am
invest that shit in a Roth IRA. doubled my return by doing so.



toggletoggle post by HailAtWork at Jan 10,2007 12:42pm
1) Due to limitations imposed by the U.S. Constitution, filing of federal income tax returns and payment of federal income tax is voluntary, not mandatory.

2) The 16th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which precipitated the federal income tax, was never legally ratified.

3) The U.S. government finances its operations from the unconstitutional creation of fiat money, not with revenue from income taxes.



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Jan 10,2007 12:57pm
so ahhhh?????



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jan 10,2007 1:02pm
I'm thinking a pair of new boobs!!!



toggletoggle post by SteveOTB   at Jan 10,2007 1:04pm edited Jan 10,2007 1:08pm
Down payment on a new car sounds like a good idea but I might be a douche bag and buy a high def tv. I wonder how much I'm gonna get back anyway. To me it always seems like I don't get more than $300.00, could be because I've worked numerous jobs and didn't stick with them for a long time or I'm doing something wrong. I also heard if you go to hrblock.com and enter the information from your recent paystub it'll tell you how much you'll get back in federal.



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Jan 10,2007 1:07pm
new boobs are good
only if they come shipped in a box over seas from sweden



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Jan 10,2007 1:09pm
with the rest of the Swedish body to go with them?



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Jan 10,2007 1:11pm
no. just the boobs... ok yes the body too
to keep under my bed



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Jan 10,2007 1:11pm
ram_girl said:
with the rest of the Swedish body to go with them?


why do you want new boobs. i'm not a fan of fake boobs.



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Jan 10,2007 1:20pm
little ones are no fun



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 10,2007 1:29pm
they can keep my few thousands each year to bomb non-christians and non-whites as long as i don't go to jail.



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Jan 10,2007 1:30pm
ittie bittie titties are fun as long as you have braces



toggletoggle post by DeRtOxIa   at Jan 10,2007 1:33pm
NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION HOHAHH!!



seriously though, i don't get a w-2. I'm a consultant so i don't pay taxes on my income throughout the year. i pay it all at the end. So you people who get all pissed looking at your gross and net pay and feel ripped off.....i actually get my gross pay, but then have to pay some 4 or 5 thousand when i file my taxes. it sucks dick.



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Jan 10,2007 1:33pm
ewwwwww.........ouch



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Jan 10,2007 1:36pm
ram_girl said:
ewwwwww.........ouch





toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Jan 10,2007 1:44pm
ram_girl said:
little ones are no fun


fake boobs fucking suck. it doesn't matter if yours are small, it's about the shape, not the size.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jan 10,2007 1:44pm
Messerschmitt said:
ittie bittie titties are fun as long as you have braces





toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Jan 10,2007 1:50pm
i was fucking waiting for that! yessssss!



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Jan 10,2007 2:56pm
guess you can't efile until the 12th



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Jan 14,2007 12:33pm edited Jan 14,2007 12:35pm
Im going for Jeep parts.

Rubicon Express 2" budget boost with RE Monoshocks
JKS 1.25" body lift kit with 1" motor mount lift
5 - 33x12.5x15 BFGoodrich Mud Terrain Radials on Pro Comp Modular rock crawlers

thats it for now.

this set up...


just a tiny bit higher though.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Jan 14,2007 1:20pm
I'm looking for a nasty return after I deduct all $10,000 that I've spent on my barber schooling.
That should blow away some bills and debts.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 14,2007 1:30pm
taxes this year is going to suck because i have to file the W2s for my regular day job, figure out all the shit for my illustration business (this was my first year, so i have yet to experience the joy of tax time when owning your own business), and see how unemployment from when i was injured fits into the equation.



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Jan 14,2007 2:09pm
i got 1200 back. it's all going to credit card bills and a cheapo laptop MSD recommended to me for 400 bucks.

Acer Aspire AS3690 Intel Celeron M 420 1.46GHz / 802.11b/g Wireless / 512MB DDR2 / 60GB HDD / CDRW/DVD Combo / 15" XGA / Windows XP Media Center 2005 / Notebook PC with Internet Security Suite



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Jan 26,2007 7:45am
got my federal refund today. $885 bucks. straight to the plastic.



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Jan 26,2007 1:11pm
i get quite a bit back.. but 90% of it is going to pay bills.. if i have enough left i'm getting a tattoo



toggletoggle post by tylerl  at Jan 26,2007 1:19pm
i'm expecting about half a grand



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