This isn't really an insult, but some kid tried to fight me last night because I made fun of Nickelback.
That's great but I got a better one: Me and a few friends were out probably at 9:00 at night in a suburb rural type area in the blackstone valley called Millville and a pretty big group of white people who want to be black started giving us a hard time, so I decided to start saying really stupid stuff to see what they would do, you know, pointless questions and stuff. So I ask them if they would like me to buy them some tapioca pudding and they all got in our faces wanting to fight so we ran away laughing our asses off.
