so suicide girls' LA office is looking for "paid savvy interns." i don't know what that means, and i should take this opportunity to list the requirements carelesslely neglected in the job description:
-saggy tits
-saggy nipple pierced tits
-a previous history of being a mega-nerd in high school
- regrettable nautical star/betty boop tattoos
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs? What’s going to happen to the pornography industry? These women don’t just grown on trees. It takes a lot of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to pose naked on the internet and blow a hobo for fifty bucks.
These women don’t just grown on trees. It takes a lot of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to pose naked on the internet and blow a hobo for fifty bucks.
post by xmikex at Aug 3,2006 3:00pm edited Aug 3,2006 3:01pm
other requirements:
- 3 Rolls minimum. And we don't mean Pillsbury
- Must have the intense need to be taken seriously as a woman.
- Must express said need through making an ass of yourself.
- Must have at least 5 tattoos. Must be completely unable to explain what 4 of them mean.
- Must not be found attractive by anyone other than nerdy Bridge Nerd hardcore kids, and married guys.
- Must be prepared to be idolized by moron girls
- Must not be of any use to society (NOTE: Working the desk at a tattoo shop, working at a burritto place part time, working the cash register at Stop and Shop 22 hours a week, and pretending you're a piercing apprentice [which is usually a lie, or a fancy term for FLUFFER] are NOT considered any use to society)
- Don't bother waxing any hair. That's what Photoshop contrast controls are for.
