I'm looking at my daily operations report for today. It's usually like 7 - 11 pages long. Today it's 4 pages long with a couple of jobs at 7am and then nothing until 6pm meaning I have NOTHING TO DO ALL FUCKING DAY. UGH. I'm still wiped out from playing Pennsylvania this weekend. What a shitty day to spend at my desk.

carina is away at work so I have no "alarm clock"
granted, she called me and all to wake me up, but I still hit the snooze a few times so I'm a bit later to work than I want to be. also, with her not here, there was nothing to coaxs me to bed so I stayed up until 2:30am. it wouldn't be so bad if I didn't also get 3 hours the night before.
with my radio show tonight, I'm thinking about ducking out of work early and hitting a nap before my show/station work.

we both know how we're getting through this day


meet me in the bathroom in 10.

my dog pissed on me while i was sleeping. i've been up since 3am. i got to work at 4:30am. needless to say, i don't have to worry about that fucking mut anymore. she's dead.

i've been doing nothing but watching ogrish type videos on youtube all morning at work.

dude, I need to get me a $100 bills to make this "official"

if you wanna be down, you got to...

Coke is gay, it makes people act like fucktards. I was reminded of the annoying characteristics of blowhead last night and I must say that I was absolutely irritated the whole time.

paying an arm and a leg for gas sucks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHwBE8GHBS4

the yogurt I ate for breakfast isn't sitting so well right now.

haha. i just ate tomato soup for lunch, it gives it that extra effect if you know what i mean? and yes, i said lunch.

hung_to_bleed said:

Very true.

Coke is gay?!? Coke+Teenage Girl+Sexual Predator= Layed

Thats just my experience.

....I'm bored too

xmikex said:



Stop whining.At least you get to sit in an office that has A/C.Ever work in a hot warehouse that dont have that? I do that every fucking day!!!!!

hung_to_bleed said:

I tend to agree with you there.

Jugulator said:

No but I worked in a meat dept for like 6 years. It's a pretty fun time when the warmest room in your department is 30 degrees. Especially at 6am on a Sunday in the middle of January (after you got home from a show Connecticut at 3am). But you know what I did??? I GOT A NEW JOB, Genius.

I used to work warehouses in manch-vegas like 10 years ago. that work sucked. the people there sucked. after getting fired for threatening to burn someone's house down, I got myself learned right quick.

if you hate it, get a new job. end of problem. I hate when people have to one up you on their shitty job/day/life.

Its not that easy to find another job.I dont have a college degree so Im stuck where I am for the time being

its easier to sit and whine about how difficult it is to find another job than it is to actually get up and do it.

If you're bored at work:

Part 1: http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3749
part 2: http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3785

Fucking hilarious

Jugulator said:

it's called community college. it's where people who don't want to work at warehouses go to learn Microsoft Excel. In less than 2 years you could be a sales rep for a dildo manufacturer instead of just lugging around boxes of dildos which I assume you do now.

It could be worse, he could be the dildo tester.

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:

If the foreman catches him dicking around on the computer instead of shipping those dildos to Cincinatti like hes' supposed to he's gonna be demoted to dildo taster.

chop chop!

Cincinatti needs those dildos.