Who would win in a fight, Mass or Maine?

mass all the way.

maine has neither italians nor irish, point made.

mass has more people, so we would destroy maine

Maine has more guns and biker gangs

sorry fruits

The Biker gangs would all be arrested for not wearing helmits before even making it past lowell. And the guns would all be confiscated, only to be reimbursed with a $200 gift card to Target, where knives and mallets can be bought.

PatMeebles said:


Good point


Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum

Mass has 5x the population of Maine, easily. They would drive their weak before them as living shields. Despite a guerilla-level resistance from the Mainers hiding behind all the cars up on cinderblocks on their lawns, the Mass rulers would vomit liberal propaganda from their Cambridge Soundworks megaphones, driving the Mainers to kill each other mercifully in the crescendo of insanity.

There are probably as many guns in inner city Boston as there are in the entire state of Maine. That doesn't even take into account Lowell, Lawrence, or any of the other shitholes that mar the horizons of my universe. Bikers are dangerous, but crack addicts on mopeds are far worse.

mass, obviously

I had no idea land masses could fight.

They can.

Did you think massachusetts is in the shape of a man flexing for NO reason? Other states know not to fuck with it. Especially that pussy-ass south dakota.

this poll would have faired better if it was Louisiana versus Massachusetts

dude, fuck maine, seriously.

Seriously?

I think he's being very serious

seriously

Intense.

hail capitalism said:

Mass would win that too, with a crate of rifles and a 50-spot. Maybe a whore and a cigar too.

all we would have to do is flood them, they would kill themselves.

KeithMutiny said:


you fucker. I wish I said that first.

mass, we still have all of our teeth, so if the fight gets rough, we can go tyson. >:-D

Mass has RichHorror
Maine has Hoser......


That is a tough one

NH would get in the way

yeah, Rev would kick everyones ass

A Mass vs NH fight would be more fun, because there'd be more bloodlust and rivalry.

Mass wouldn't be as passionate about killing off Maine.

A Mass v. NH fight would be completely pointless as NH would be at a severe manpower handicap.

50% of the population would be too worried about being fired for missing their shift at Wal-Mart to even show up

If the fight was held on a weekend 35% of the population would be too busy watching cars drive in circles in Loudon

10% of the population would be too busy being Portsmouth hippies who are anti-violence.

2005 census population
ME=1,321,505
MA=6,398,743 (too many insects for one little state)

interesting http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/33000.html

we could have an apple eating contest. Hope you maine folks trust your densure cream.

troll said:


Yep, like I said about, about 5x.

mass is gay. maine would totally fucking slaughter the liberal republic of mass.

Want some tissues for that wet dream?

Get your dick out of your sister and straighten out your teeth.

Mass would eviscerate Maine on sheer numbers alone.

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:

hahahahah

I would never fight NH due to the existence of B-Face and The Tunnelrats. Nothin' but love, ya'll.

Oh wait, I think B-Face moved to Boston. I think. The Tunnelrats are still up there, though.

DrinkHardThrashHard said:


actually, the black people in La. would go biological with all the Super AIDS they have stocked up in their blood, so, it would be a fair fight. and theyd be able to stay up 24/7 due to their massive Meth supplies

Clearly, you are all overlooking one key military tactic: Maine would use their lobsters as weapons. All those claws wouldn't be enough to do the job of course, but after enough fighting, everyone from Mass would get hungry and eat the lobsters.

That's how the colonial skirmish of 1712 ended.

Mass is an overpopulated cumhole. That's why all the Liberal Socialist scum are moving north and clogging our roads and talking with that stupid accent. They're rude, selfish, egotistical twats. AND, most of them have never fired a gun in their lives. We would snipe the fuckers 1 by 1.....and what the massholes forget is that we all have survival skills up here. They wouldn't know what to eat in the woods. They'd starve because they'd feel bad killing an animal. NO WAY Mass could win if the fight was on our turf.

Don't give me that numbers shit either. Chosin Reservoir, Korea.....Thanksgiving 1950. 1 Division of US Marines surrounded by 5 Chinese Divisions fought their way out of and won in that Reservoir. AND they carried ALL of their dead out with them.

Maine wins.

maine accents are worse than ma accents. maine people sound like massholes with down syndrome.

you're forgetting how ass-backwards maine is

half of you would be chucking spears

MA all day, and plus, we have northwestern MA, which is the Maine of MA

Mass would take you by putting making out gay men on the frontlines, which would send you all into fits of hysteria. While you're clutching your bibles, covering your dicks, and calling them fags, we'd come in from behind and run you over without our superior ability to drive MORE THAN 30 MPH.

Yeah, MA all the way. Mind over matter.

MA, always coming in from behind.

dreadkill said:

There is no accent on the face of the earth thats as annoying as a Canadian or a Minnesotian accent

that, sir, is the truth. that midwestern, chicago, minnesota, whatever accent is fucking awful.

Dont forget MA has a secret weapon up their sleeve. 2 words P-Town. Im pretty sure Maine couldnt stand up to an all gay invasion force, shooting their infected semen over every square inch of Maine. Nothing would survive

anonymous said:


that's what I'm sayin!

While all you fags are fighting I'm going to be doing all of your drugs.

RichHorror said:



HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Word!!

NH has powerkok right?...i guess if it was gonna go down NH vs MA with band members the clencher would be what state does that huge guy from LAZ live in

Joke's on you Rich, I don't have any drugs!! HAH

...oh wait, that means the joke's on me. :(

You're the joke, sucka.

babyshaker not logged in said:

Powerkok is in my band, Hand Choke Neck. I'm from NH, but just moved to Maine in November.....and yes, we would choke all massholes to death. That is, the one's that we didn't shoot in the face.

Our band is fat:

Powerkok: 290lbs.

Hoser: 264lbs.

Stevus: 235lbs.

MattyP: 240lbs.

Mark....ummm...our vocalist...ummmm: 145lbs....hahahahahahaha

We would eat Mass.....

He's got a point. Other than myself, my guitarist, Paul from Watchmaker and Mike from BOE/Noosebomb, all MA band people are tiny.

except me, i'm fuckin uuuuuuuuuuuuuge!

Statism is the new Racism! Heil!

Can we please all agree to hate Connecticut?

fuckin maine all the way! think about it. maine can get a little boring so what do people do for fun...beat the shit out of eachother. they grew up fighting. plus, you are forgetting about all the hicks we have that could run you over with their monster trucks, four wheelers and snowmobiles. also, there is a unity in maine that is like no other place. if you are a mainer, you are damn proud of it and there's no way in hell a bunch of MA faggots are gonna come into our state without getting pummelled. and as someone mentioned, we've got the bikers that live for this shit. MAINE IS BETTER THAN MA. END OF STORY.

Like people in Mass. didn't grow up fighting. Give me a break.

every guy i know grew up hunting and is damn good with a gun.

Don't forget the western half of Mass, a lot of those backwater places where, yeah, they grew up hunting too.

Everyone here grew up fighting too because there are so goddamn many of us. There are probably a lot more fights here on a daily basis than Maine, although I doubt there is any such thing as a fight-o-graph to measure these stats.

I wouldn't be surprised if Mass has more four wheelers, monster trucks and snowmobiles than Maine. We do have 5x as many people...

Also, I was just in Maine last night, at a party. Not one person there knew how to use a gun. Stereotypes won't win the war.

Plus we have way more moshcore kids we could stick up front to do crazy Karate moves aka cannon fodder.

Mule Worker said:

As someone who lives in Connecticut, I strongly agree.

I agree to hate Connecticut. I also hate Mass, even though I live there. But they wouldn't lose in a fight against Maine (short of Maine taking the initiative with a big red button).

DrinkHardThrashHard said:


Where were you? York or kittery?.....ALL EX MASSHOLES.

ShadowSD said:

northeast CT is like the maine of CT. thats where all the guns and 4 wheelers are in this state

hoser said:

Portland.

But you are right, York and Kittery would probably join Mass in the fight. Yet another reason Maine would lose. That's a lot of yuppie dollar to be spent on mercenaries.

Well.......Portland is full of pinko commie fags. It holds the largest fag population in Maine, Aids is rampant there and they hold the largest population of all Maine Democrat votes......

Portland is not a good ambassador to what the rest of the state is like...or about for that matter. It's a city...

eheheheh.

CTborderpatrol said:

Yeah, this is the best part of CT to be in, no question, but the state as a whole blows.

rachel said:


that's usually what you do when you CAN'T READ.

hoser said:

so true

oh and fuck CT.

CT has sucked since the Whalers left town

rachel said:

ive never hunted once in my life, and I've got 500 bucks that says I can out shoot 90% of people in maine, probably more.

KeithMutiny said:


AND have all your teeth while doing so!

Everyone that continues to have an emotional investment in this argument is a stupid faggot.

i have more fingers than anyone in maine.

I could beat Massachusetts and Maine in a fight.

rich would throw coffin birth at maine

I would make sure they were secured on a park bench first.

Maine hardly has any minorities. Why fight us when you can join us. Y'know?

why fight maine? lets fight Quebec

yea maine doesn't have many minorities which is why we would win. all the niggers and spics in MA will be too busy gang fighting eachother to pay attention to maine.

Mass. People forget about how hicked out western Mass is. Plus since we're so rich and superior than Maine, we'd just hire minorities to do the job for us, who are naturally better workers than white people anyways. It's science. All of Maine's inbred folk would crumble. They'd die when we'd destroy all their ships depriving them of their seafood rations. Most of their time would be spent in the woods hiding from reality, like usual. Typical Maine pacifistic weakness.

Maine would lose because I cannot be killed by conventional means.

rachel said:

You won't escape the minorities forever, oh sons and daughters of incest.

Maine people are scared of Minorities. That's it right there. They're too feeble to not be scared of our army.... and the weak shall be crushed!

Their xenophobia will drive them to ruin. And we'll march right over them with our liberal robot armies.

I'm always amazed that there's people in Maine that are aware of the existence of computers.

I'm gonna settle this dispute with a single question.....

How many consonants can you lisp to in the word Maine?

PmS
This is the most useless yet entertaining thread on RTTP to date! Thank you so much New England! Cheers!!!

Gay people don't come to Maine to get married.

Bingo. Good call.

did you know the toothbrush was invented in Maine?

anywhere else and it would have been a teethbrush

zing

Yeti said:


Paaahahahahahahaha.....

Gay people have more teeth, is that what you're saying?

troll said:

So what you're saying is Maine's monosyllabic name is perfect for the simple-minded folk therein?

(heheh, yeah, it's pretty entertaining)

hoser said:

I think he's the only member of the scene that's smaller then I am, remember this show:



the scrawniest legs contest

Mass wins because of one factor alone...

They have me.

Game over, no starties

maine wins, have you seen the size of the women in northern maine??!!

I'm afraid their impressive size does little for their tactical mobility. Just a bigger 'x' to lay those bunker busters into.

you cant underestimate their cunningness and agility, i have seen a red-faced mullet lady speed through the woods like a rabid dog!

You guys really need to get out to Western Mass more

I'm sure we'd pay off all the NH folk to come here to work too.

I will drive my car around an oval, this will leave a majority of the Maine Strike Force in a zombie-like state entranced by my NASCARian skills.

hoser said:

Agreed and for all you history majors they are pretty much if not entirely the same state.

Also in the history departmeant Television found possibly invented in Brownfield Maine.

Morbid_Mike said:

I was waiting for someone to break out that historical fact

so, how about we skip the MA vs. ME, join sides, and aim for MA & ME vs. ???

DreamingInExile said:

Thats what I'm talking about lets go fuck up California!

hoser said:

Oh come on. The US in 1950 could easily whoop inferior Chinese units. But a US Marine unit today could PROBABLY not whip five other US Marine units, which would be a more apt comparison in our hypothetical campaign.

Of course, your example conveniently neglects the fact that nearly every conflict in the 55+ years since this event and for thousands of years beforehand was dominated by the force with superior firepower/technology/and/or numbers. Maine does not have any of those things over Mass.

All MA has to do is send in a wave of minorities to scout the place. The Mainers would all flee in racist terror of their wives and daughters being impregnated by dark-skinned men with bigger cocks.

Hoser never ceases to amaze me with how stunningly stupid he is.
This is great.
If I was powerkok I'd pretty embarrassed though. Is there such a thing as stupid by association?

Josh_Martin said:

Bet you would'nt say it to his face.

He would beat you with my floyd rose bar. ha.

I don't think hoser would need a weapon...

one more reason I'm glad I get along with him HAHAHA

Morbid_Mike said:

I can imagine that Hoser would have to resort to violence when he gets insulted. That's what people too stupid to think of a comeback do.

I love whenever I call Hoser an idiot, the only defense is "I bet you wouldn't say that to his face".
No one EVER says "You're wrong Josh, Hoser is an intelligent guy in real life, the idiocy is just a board persona"

UNCLESLAM said:

Everyone knows women are attracted to money and power. Sorry minorities.

Both of which Mass has more of than Maine....

This really is a great thread. Whoever started this is a diabolical genius.

Josh_Martin said:


Of course it's more of a board persona than it is a reality. I fail to see the idiocy that you so blatantly point out in any of my preceeding posts. I truly believe that Maine would win. That's my opinion smackass, and last time I checked.....I was entitled to that. I also fail to understand the wild hair that you have up your ass for me. You're humping my leg at any available opportunity. As far as my intelligence is concerned, I may not be the brightest bulb in the pack, but then again....why would I defend my honor in response to what some drugged out, washed up, Liberal snot nosed dickwipe thinks of me? I did something in my life for a cause other than my own, Josh. Like other snot-nosed Liberals, you do all of the whining and have done nothing for anyone other than yourself.

Wanna hear a great joke? Josh Martin in 20 years.

I'm done arguing about anything with you, Josh. You're a fucking loser. I wouldn't ever feel the need to resort to any violence with you, that would be too easy. Instead I'll sit back and watch you drown in your own Nihility. If that doesn't kill you, all of the drugs certainly will.

hoser said:


290!?!?!
Fuck off!!
hahahaha Im a lean mean 255, have been for months now!

Rev,

Can you fix the search engine so I can count how many times Hoser has brought my name up?

Thanks,
Liberal Snot Nose

Josh_Martin said:

My previous comment was just a matter of fact statement. How easy it is to insult somones intelligence on RTTP but from what I know Hoser is all there he can hold a conversation with myself who I find to be somewhat intelligent. On top of that the mother fucker is an American thru and thru all of us should strive to have that patriotism and to call it blind which I am sure you will is senseless this is America for good for bad and godamnit I love it and would'nt want to be anywhere else and guys like Hoser make me fucking proud to support the stars and the stripes!

I will say in Hoser's defense, that aside from being a great guy, he is also quite intelligent..
Ive never felt like I had to justify his intelligence, but the fuckin guy keeps right up with me on triva, and I am the fucking mack when it comes to trivia!!!

Massachusetts will win, and in the confusion will also steal Machias Seal Island from Canada, just to brag to Maine that we got it before they did.

Morbid_Mike said:

Patriotism does not equal blind support of a corrupt government.
A true patriot would want to make America better, not make it easier for rich people to fuck us over.

I agree with that statement, Josh. However, in the past....most of your rants have been nothing more than simple rants. I have never seen a post whereas you defend your country, but insult it ridiculously and without a shred of respect for the blanket of security and freedom that it provides you. That's what pisses me off. You tear apart every bit of fabric that the country is based on and manipulate it until it's a twisted mess of lies and hatred. Then you post about it. That's just stupid, and that's why you and Hail The Leaf piss me off. Aside from that, there are a lot of very impressionable youths in our midst and it scares me to see them learning from your twisted and self loathing agenda.

Maine’s Slogan

"Squeal like a pig"..........."Squeal like a pig”!!!

ram_girl said:


That's not even funny. That's cliched.

hoser said:

what can I say.......cliche' is my middle name!!!

Let's get back to the theoretical and absolutely ridiculous conflict at hand.

How can your mutant dire lobsters defeat our ravenous flesh-eating cockroaches.

ram_girl said:

actually it is "maine, the way life should be" because it is

I thought it was.

"Maine, the way life used to be. Before there was Fire."

(jk you know I love Maine)

"maine the other white meat"

Maine, where the teeth are few, and the sisters are scared.

Josh_Martin said:

Not following ya hear Josh people fucking people over how capitalism my friend is an amazing thing it's called you work hard you get what's coming to ya.

Maine is for lovers..........that aren't man on man.

Mass is for lovers too.........gay lovers.

You can do better than that.

hoser said:

You equate "America" with the policies of the Bush administration.
I have never torn apart America, only the people I see as ruining it.

Fair enough. However, I do not equate America with he who runs it. I don't necessarily love the guy either, but as my Commander in Chief, I simply pay him the respect of not tearing apart every decision that he makes. I also respect him because I think that he has balls. He may lie, but he does it awful convincingly. AND, we both know that he couldn't take a piss without approval from Congress (Republican, I know) and every other House this, majority that. I don't care where he comes from. ALL politicians are little rich boys that are afforded more opportunity than any of us will ever see. I see American for it's people, and for my family. For what it stood for from the beginning. Freedom from Tyranny.

"Freedom from Tyranny"

I see a lot of the rules that bush has signed (zero vetos) and the signing statements as promoting tyranny, rebuking freedoms, and promoting a one God country.

I sure as hell am not doing anything "wrong" but I don't want asshats in the government to be reading my emails, listen to the cellphone calls, and trashing through my calls/credit records.

I don't want to be thrown in jail and fined cause someone links titties on this message board.

the list goes on and on.

Religion+Government=bad.
Look at all the fallen civilizations, and why.


I have to agree that W is an asshat.
But it dosent make me want to bash my country, either.

Please don't ruin a perfectly good thread with political whining, none of you are going to sway the other either way, make yourself useful and volunteer instead of bickering on the internet.

Pam vs. Josh Martin.
Fight.

Ohhh and its Pam by armbar.

Can we get back to our fictitious state on state action now?

DUDE....KNO WHAT?



FUCK MAINE AND MASS.

NH VS ALL!

All we'd have to do is fire all the NH people who work in Boston, reducing the NH economy significantly and thus any chance of winning the war.

How about NH vs. RI? That would be a good fight.

I missed when this was a good thread.

That....yeah.

That worked on me.

You big jerk.

pam nli said:

And broads wonder why there will never be a woman president.

Shut the fuck up you stupid woman.

powerkok said:


Actually I agree with nearly everything Josh says regarding politics, I just think he, hoser, hailtheleaf, etc, are beating their heads against the wall and it's getting really old.

Josh is pretty left
Hoser is way right
HTL is a whiney liberal hippie...we get it, can we move onto more entertaining things, like how easily MA would take out Maine and overall worship of Rich Horror?

powerkok said:


Your bandmate won't listen to me.
Maybe you could explain that to him.

the_reverend said:


Hoser, are you listening????

Josh_Martin said:

boy, you showed me.

Ok, break it up you two. The polls are in. Massachusetts beats Maine fair and square. Sorry Hoser, it looks like your state is nothing but a big ol' pussy state.

With almost 75% of the vote.

Mass. Enough said.

Josh_Martin said:


Hahahahahaha.

this is a tough one cause i think im speaking for alot of people when i say between everyone getting fucked up on anything you can think of(in my case booze weed and pills) instead of fighting id rather go to tedeschi's and get some sodas and icecream cookie sandwiches

Josh_Martin said:

Bad Hair + Bad Breath + Bad Guitar player = Josh Martin

pam nli said:

You crazy broad.

hoser said:

Wow, that hamster wheel you call a brain must be smoking after that one.

RichHorror said:

I'd say NH,ME,VT,and MA vs the rest of the us sans alaska because they would join us.

Does anyone else here ever consider CT or RI a part of New England, I never have they suck.

DrinkHardThrashHard said:




That is up there on the list of funniest things I have ever heard in my entire life.

Ma could easily win, because as one of the only states to allow the mockery of Gay marriage. All the fags from around the country would flock to Ma to protect this bastion of man love. Our already 5 times bigger population would grow to 10-15 times bigger and we'd easily stomp maines hick ass into the ground.

Their only chance would be an anti-fag ally like Texas to join in the fight. They have Chuck Norris, too. But Texas is to busy exploiting illegals to work on the ranch for 2 dollars an hour to care about Northern affairs.