my little 15-year old sister hit 3rd base with another 15 year old.
then he flipped cause she wouldn't go home.
it's time for me to beat up a kid cause he touched my little sister.

get me into kataklysm for free and i will do it for you... im only 17 so it would be better if i gave him a little DEconstructive "surgery"

you think they would have seen all the "touch my sister and I'll fuck you up" posters that I put up around her school...
I hope for him that my little brother doesn't find out.
he's 30lbs heavier than me and carries 50lbs bags up 5 flights of stairs all day long.
I'm fast, he's strong.

so ur lil sister fooled around with a dude...and then wouldnt go home and he got mad???? huh im confused.

at least u just promise to beat hte guy up... when i was 15 and my bf stayed over the house my brother threatened to sit in the hallway (separatin me and the bf) with a shotgun...not that he had a shotgun but mm ya.

uhm i guess its kinda cool that you have a close relationship with ur lil sis that u even know this is goin on... haha me and my bro who is 4 years older than me didnt talk bout shit till we got older... and my bro who is 8 years older...forget it..we just talk hockey and computers hahaha

Lynneaus said:



he wanted to tap her ass but she said "no" and he got mad.. standard guy procedure

thegreatspaldino said:


hahah oh ya.. i read that wrong... im a retard dont mind me

its ok... i expected nothing more from a woman ;-)


kidding =P

yes.. and I know what I (as a guy) was doing and wanted to do at that age... but as her brother, I need to kid his ass.

she's 12 years younger than me...
I'm pretty sure my brother said he's kill him a while ago.

hey it could be worse rev.... a couple years ago i interupted my 7th grade students (yup 12/13 yrs old) sex conversation where they were saying "well we have been goin out for a week but we have only had sex twice so far" *shakes her head*


ill beat him up for u if u want hahahah

her mom is a fucktard.
she drove her to that kids fucking house.
fucking fuck.

Rev, you can borrow my morningstar.
Put a dent in his skull for satan.

i hate kids that obcess over underage pussy.

If it were my sister dude...I'd beat her ass first fer lettin that happen...after all shes only 15...just a kid. Then I would personally call the little fuck and threaten him within an inch of his life. I would tell him..."Look you little cunt, you ever so much as touch her again and I find out. I will choke the life from your neck and fuck your dead body, only after I smash your pelvis with a sledgehammer, breaking your hips and destroying your internal organs. You'll be praying that you hemmorhage and die first, but I highly fucking doubt it."
Feel free to print this and use it as your script, dude. I have a little sister too (26) and I've said something similar to this 3 or 4 times....it works, bro.

'nuff said dude...now git to it.

yeah, dude. kill him
then introduce me to your sister

i remember my first 15yr old MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Jim...do you remember your last 15 year old?
Remember?
C'mon...that show at the Met Cafe the other night...???

hahahaha there were a coupla doooables there but i was a good boy that day

From what my girlfriend told me, most of the dooables left after I entered the trash can.

I can't fucking believe that Robert Palmer died. My mom is going to fucking kill me.

i cannot believe you posted that on here...aaron how lame

i hope she doesn't see this...

embaress her more why don't you?

that they did man

Don't blame Aaron, blame Joe Not Common.
He's the reason why everything bad happens.

yeah, but I'm suppose to make up a fake account and post things under that so no one knows it's me.

the_reverend said:
Rev thats fake????? I'll kill the guy for ya man!!!! Lemme know where he lives.....I'll...I'll...I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow his house in!!!!!

By the way Rev......I got my Opeth hoodie today....time to jump on the ball, pal. hahahahahahahaha
That's right....Tom and Kristian hooked it up. They obviously like me better than you. I guess that's what it must be.
I'm sorry, Rev.

im not above punching a 15 year old kid. whats his address?

I remember my first 15 year old...maybe because I'm 15...?

honestly tho i understand your anger but if you think about it, it would be different if it were you and were 15 and just tagged a chick of the same age
i dunno but why get made it was gonna happen eventually

maybe you outta just talk to her and tell her that you can wait to do those kinda things when shes older and shit, hell maybe you outta talk to him too and tell him also.

baneofexistence said:

eh i think the whole anger comes from the fact that the dude got pissed she wouldnt go all the way... thatd piss me off too (that he got pissed off)

i'm not above banging 15 year olds