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returntothepit >> discuss >> I just burnt the fuck outta my fucking poptarts by dyingmuse on Apr 21,2006 4:52pm
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toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Apr 21,2006 4:52pm
Damn, they taste like ass now!

mother fucker!!!!!



toggletoggle post by spaldino at Apr 21,2006 4:52pm
thats why women are meant to cook for us men.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Apr 21,2006 4:54pm
it's also why poptarts come in a six pack.



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Apr 21,2006 4:54pm
hahahaha! you only have to toast them for about 45 seconds to a minute tops! what flavor were they?



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Apr 21,2006 5:31pm
Wait, you're supposed to toast them?



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Apr 21,2006 5:53pm
ha ha ha. raspberry. my toaster is dead, so i used the old toaster oven. thing is it has like 50 buttons (state of the art) and most of them (toast) (dark) (defrost) are all like 30 seconds, and i am lazy and hate turning the damn thing back on every 30 seconds....so i put them on frozen pizza and forgot about them lol





toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Apr 21,2006 7:31pm
I never toast them



toggletoggle post by VoidExpression  at Apr 21,2006 8:19pm edited Apr 21,2006 8:20pm
raspberry poptarts = doooooooooooooooom

I think burning them makes them even more so.



toggletoggle post by spaldino at Apr 21,2006 8:28pm
best idea ever...

write a SOB song about how distraught you were over burning your last two poptarts and that every supermarket around the area was closed and you couldnt buy more.



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Apr 22,2006 5:01pm
spaldino said:
best idea ever...

write a SOB song about how distraught you were over burning your last two poptarts and that every supermarket around the area was closed and you couldnt buy more.


haha awesome



toggletoggle post by spaldino at Apr 22,2006 6:45pm
that wasnt an insult either (just incase people looked at it that way). big doom fan here and that would be hilarious if this epic masterpiece of pain and loss was all about poptarts.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Apr 23,2006 8:24am
ha ha ha!
and our new song is called
a toaster for a frying poptard



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