Fuck you, whoreface.

fuck me?
I'll treat you like a thatcher.

i just gave you great advice.

It's true, you did.

Telling that story makes me realize I deserve everything I get.

dreadkill said:

I in turn invited you to a tea party. And by tea party I mean begin drinking with me now we'll be dead by midnight.

lmao

i'm leaving in a few minutes to go back to new bedford. i will be drinking very soon.

with me, I hope.

where are you guys starting your drinking adventures and when? i can be within new bedford city limits in a little over an hour.

I dunno, you wanna pre-game before the show?

yes indeed

hmm, I could clean my house a little and we could pre-game here. Unless you have a better plan that doesn't involve me cleaning.

i live in a dumb dorm right now, in a very tiny room, otherwise i'd say people could come to my shithole.

why would you have to clean? it's not like burt reynolds or the queen of england are coming over to visit. it's just me and richhorror getting drunk with you guys. we're not worthy of clean areas.

true. But I was going to hide the mess of knitting projects I have lying around so you don't think I'm gay.

i already think you're gay, so your attempts at disguising it would be futile.

What gave it away? Did Rich tell you I talk to my dog in a high-pitched voice?

no, your dog told me that in an email the other day and i made fun of you back in my reply. you should start monitoring that dog's internet usage. he's been downloading all kinds of dog porn and burning it to dvd for me.

i'm going to drive back to the new bedford area now. there better be hilarious comments on here for me to read when i get down to my place.

he's making sweet love to my cat's backend right now.

ha

the best was the time i found my two dogs ass to ass. the male had his dick in the female and they were trying to walk in opposite directions.

that is horrifying.

horrifying or hot?

i'm officially in new bedford now. let's drink.

Doors are at 8
do you know when polaris is going on?

i asked them on myspace and they said they are headlining and going on around 12.

Yeah, just found that out. Sweet. We'll prob leave here at like 9ish.

cool. i will see you guys over there. i am going to go dump nutritious goodness in my foodhole and whatnot.

Jon won't go get me beer to pre-game. But you're welcome to come by.

where do you guys live?

in new bedford silly.

sycamore street, which is um...west end?

what number?

146

big ugly yellowish house with bushes in front. 2nd from the corner of chancery/sycamore.

ok, i'll drop by in a few. i need to grab some dinner quick.

sweet

Hurry up, fucker. We gotsta leave.

great. now tell barbie.