http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/...18&vkey=news_nyy&fext=.jsp&c_id=nyy

ouch

what a fag

enjoy the haircut, dude.

God fucking dammit.

so now we need a center fielder, first baseman, and short stop what the fuck.

and still might lose manny and fatboy

brian_dc said:

seriously and that nice clean shaven babyface

that's $52 million less they'll have to work on their shitty pitching staff. haha.

$52 million for a guy that's already passing his prime, and will be almost 40 when his contract's up. typical yankee move.

Have Steinbrenner buy Dehumanized a drummer already. Just make sure it's not Kenny Lofton.

i just heard this...i hope he tears both ACLs

i just looked at the free agent pool and theres really nothing in there besides maybe raul modesi or sammy sosa but sosa is more of an american league DH but i wouldnt mind mondesi's 25/30hr bat next to manny's and ortiz's 40/50

what the fuck, what a douche bag damon is !

fuckfuckfuckfuck.....

oh yea, figures you'd say damon is past his prime, AFTER the fact that he signed to another team. oh boo fucking hoo hoo. oh and let's take a look at the yankee's pitching shall we?

Randy Johnson: 17-8
Mike Mussina: 13-8
Shawn Chacon: 7-3 (with NY)
Kyle Farnsworth: 16 saves in 18 chances
Aaron Small: 10-0
Chien Ming Wang: 8-5
Jaret Wright and Carl Pavano both coming off injuries, and should improve next season
oh yea, and let's not forget Mariano Rivera shall we?

Kalopsia said:

haha whens the last time the yankees won a world series i forget.

I thought this thread was going to be better...
kalopsia come back and just posts about sports. this is like josh hates you coming back just to ask about cameras.

last century...lol talk about living in the past

2000. last time before that was 1999. and before that was 1998. and before that was 1996

yea, boston won last year. and last time they won it was........ oh yea, 1918

rev what else did you expect the thread to be about? the topic is about a baseball player

i mean whats next you gonna say we havent won a championship since 1918 or something....oh wait yeah we won one, ha.

ok im done

i've been saying since the free agent situation came up with Damon that he wasn't worth the outrageous figures he wanted. he's a great ballplayer, there's no doubt, but I'd be pretty surprised if he put up the same numbers again the next 4 years. and just as easily as steinbrenner kissed his ass to get him to NY he'll be berating him, and putting him down 2 years from now.

yeah its weird and really usual brian for people to be into the redsox or yankees or any other sports for that matter. matter of fact i cant believe im even in this thread.

ps

the yankees suck

I actually do like baseball...I guess I just don't care about the red sox losing damon

plus the picture was fun.

shhh you'll wake the monkey !

ps

i hope jeter breaks his ankle again this spring too

haha...remember this one?

brian_dc said:

you're so fired, no more pictures for you

yeah, I'm done

oh yeah fuck new york and fuck the yankees....

but come down to long island on the 27th and catch throwing shrapnel playing some diy spot ha

damon was only good at catching the ball and getting his head bashed in...not a great hitter and hasn't stolen a base in 5 years

also, they'll have good luck with mr.limp arm in that huge center field

the red sox will get Bernie Williams in revenge...pay him too much money...and they will both suck....so both teams will be even...but the yankees will finish one game ahead

Al_Ravage said:

haha, that'd be a pretty classic red sox response. sign an even older player with an even worse arm, and make up for it by paying him way more.

Headline: Sox Sign Ruben Sierra to 7 Year $90 million Deal. "Out of Spite" says Lucchino

xmikex said:

that would actually be fucking hilarious

that's ok it will just make it all that more funny when they don't win again! ha! ha!

the yankeeys are good at spending money i hope it blows up in there faces. again ha! ha!

I think the yankees will spend 300 million dollars this year to field the 1997 all-star team

this came from left field and i'm too drunk to care right now..

your too busy thinking about kenny huh?

no, i'm watching deconstructing harry, and i'm shitfaced.

So what if long haired asshole Johnny Damon is a Yankee now.The Sox need to build a younger team and Johnny wanted to much $$ to stay in Boston.

mock haircut

BornSoVile said:

that movie rules

brian_dc said:

"Damon said he'll have no problem cutting the most famous hair in baseball to conform to New York's grooming code."

money, money, money, MOOOOOOOOOONEY !

ita funny cause he went with 52, instead of 40 saying the redsox just werent trying as hard as the yankees. i wish someone would pay me 40million dollars to play a game

Now the Yankess have the 2 worst arms in baseball in left and center field.

i hope johnny damon dies. what a fag.

good move by the red sox to not over pay for this guy.

in a typical steinbrenner fashion he goes out and grossly overpays for a guy.

"There's no way I can go play for the Yankees, but I know they're going to come after me hard," he told MLB.com then. "It's definitely not the most important thing to go out there for the top dollar, which the Yankees are going to offer me. It's not what I need."

dreadkill said:

good find.

Al_Ravage said:

The 2006 Yankees Dream Lineup:

Centerfield - Deion Sanders
Right Field - Ricky Henderson
Left Field - Andre Dawson
1st Base - Will Clark
2nd Base - Ryne Sandberg
Short Stop - Travis Fryman
3rd Base - Robin Ventura
Catcher - Ron Karkovice
Starting Rotation - Bret Saberhagen, Goose Gossage, Doug Drabek, Dan Quisenberry
DH - Ivan Calderon's corpse

Estimated Payroll: 8 trillion dollars. Plus a several thousand dollar fine for forcing Rafael Belliard to take steriods.

xmikex said:


you forgot Jimi hendrix on lead guitar.

ha, ivan calderon's corpse. that's awesome.