http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/americas/07/13/mexican.fugitive.ap/index.html

*waw-waw-waw-wawwww*

another reason I don't fucking trust Christians

"Let me tell you that Jesus changed my life, and that's why I left all this," he said. "God forgives even the worst criminal."

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yeah but its so fucking awesome when giant criminals just become normal people. just the thought that the person across the hall could be the most prolific bank robber and mass murderer in fucking paraguay but now is just the guy you borrow a cup of milk from rules

yeah I'd be scared to blow him off when he pounds on my wall though

"TURNA DAT RACKETA DOWNA!!!"

"reach out to those who stopped attending church"

hahaha...
i bet that church was packed every sunday

Todd Bowden (referring to the Nazi uniform he just made Decker put on): "I thought you would like it"
Decker (acidic): "Well maybe I'll keep it on and do a little shopping."

Gandalf the Nazi