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returntothepit >> discuss >> So I hit a kid on a bike today with my truck. by dug-a-hole on Jun 7,2005 9:28pm
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toggletoggle post by dug-a-hole at Jun 7,2005 9:28pm
Kid bounced off my left front panel like a sausage hitting a wall. I don't know if the baseball size dent near my hood is from his head or from the handle bars.

Little fucker got right back up though. It was his fault too according to the cop that did the report. Kid's fine, maybe a concussion, but he got up shook my hand and apologized. He went to move his bike and leave and I flipped out on him telling him to go sit down on the porch and calm down. The whole neighborhood was out looking at us. Called 911 and a fire truck, ambulance and finally the cop came.

I keep replaying it in my head and even though the kid is alright it's still weird. It's funny in a scary sort of way.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Jun 7,2005 9:37pm
That happened to me except it was a woman... and she didn't have a bike she had a baby carriage... and it wasn't reallyt an accident...

And she certainly couldn't shake my hand afterwards



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 7,2005 9:45pm
that's called an on purpose.

doug.. you care.. it's so cute.



toggletoggle post by Hooker nli at Jun 7,2005 9:46pm
I hit a kid with my truck once. In his buttcrack. With my truckpenis. Fuck. I caught the unfunny.



toggletoggle post by dug-a-hole at Jun 7,2005 9:47pm
the_reverend said:
that's called an on purpose.

doug.. you care.. it's so cute.


you still can't fuck me.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jun 7,2005 11:43pm
god damn



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 7,2005 11:47pm
95% chance you are masterbating while reading this.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jun 7,2005 11:49pm
The only RTTP thread I've ever masturbated to was the one with the pictures of that whore who got killed by the pepper balls at the red sox game.



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Jun 8,2005 12:37am
shit guy! what type of truck??



toggletoggle post by Retardo_Montalban at Jun 8,2005 6:07am
xterra. funny thing is that his bike is fine and I got a nice dent and scrape.



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