HEY EVERYBODY, WE'RE ALL GONNA GET LAID !

This is a mix between Kentucky bluegrass and northern California sensimilla...

that must be the tea

I bet if you wear that hat into a restaurant you get a free bowl of soup...

--I want you KILL every gole-phurr on the course

--correct me if I'm wrong Sully, but if I kill all the golfers, they're going to lock me up and throw away the key!

--(frustrated) no, GOLE-PHURRs! The little furry rodents!

--We can do that, we don't even have to have a reason.

--well, DO IT, MAN!

--yeah, let's do the same thing buit with gophers! . . . (mutters) it's not my fault nobody can understand what you're sayin'

"Welllllll, We're waiting!!

Spalding: "I want a hamburger, no a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips."

Judge: "You'll get nothing and like it!"

hey....who stepped on a duck?!?

I christen thee... Flying Wasp!

Rodney "this is the worst lookin' hat I ever saw. Looks good on you though!"

How would you like to mow my lawn? Hmmm, hmmm?

"When I was your age, I used to carry 60 lb blocks of ice up and down stairs."

"So what?"

"So what? Lets dance!!"

"you be the ball. if i wanted to be a piece of sporting equipment, i be a ladies bicycle seat!"

caddyshack II rules

To catch an animal, one must think like an animal. And occasionally.....become one.

Say Father, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to Heaven?

How about a Fresca?


Sure I know its good weed, I bought it off a knee-grow!

"So this is your grandson...now I see why tigers eat their young!"