Hi everyone, my name is Joe and I enjoy lots of things, primarily degrading sex with underaged girls and pottery.

Contact me notcommonrecords@yahoo.com

i thought it said poetry. i was gonna call you a fag.

pottery is another story.

he enjoys long walks on the beach and cockrings. and fondling my balls. so whatever underage girls reply to this, understand that im part of the package. he just cant let go.

If Christraper and I tag teamed an 11 year old girl, it would almost be as metal as Manowar.

it would definitely be as hilarious as manowar

especially if she was retarded

you gotta get her a fake beard and put holes through her hands before jay will even go near her

pottery is gay.

KillerKadoogan said:
that shouldnt be too difficult

anything with a barn built solely for its existence is okay in my book

Christraper said:

you gotta stick the landing though

Joe/NotCommon said:

Hey there you big stud muffin, im a hott 16yr old female and i love big cum gushing cocks in my tight pink ass, slide into my back door and hang on for some totally hot anal action!!!!!!

pottery is not gay, unless demi moore is doing it in that movie 'Ghost'...but if Whoopi was making pottery in 'Made in America' then it would have ruled.

you forgot to mention that quote was taken from the official Hillary Duff home page.

KillerKadoogan said:
oh ill stick it. just you wait and see....

Hillary Duff and I go way back to some court hearings

i won a contest to go to disneyland with Hillary Duff but they turned me down once they realized i wasnt actually a 9 year old girl named Deborah Felstein.

I met Jessica Simpson once, and just made alot of disgustingly perverted remarks loud enough for her assistant to hear, but about her assistant, Jessica herself was a repulsive orange color

the darker your skin, the more radiant the cum on your face looks

you understand.

Gotcha....I better start tanning

i think if you use one of those spray-tan booths, the chemicals make the cum stick better, thus avoiding the usual run-off onto your neck.

just a suggestion

I'm glad there is someone on this site who knows so much about getting cum on their face, thanks Benny!

you're very welcome joe.

i expect you to return the favor by giving me advice on the ways of love, and what shoes are best for kicking women in the teeth who won't accept my love making talents.

Ben, what a woman really wants is less teeth and a black eye. All white sneakers are best, because after you bleech them they don't look weird like sneakers with any other color would. This will help remove any DNA evidence if you accidently kill her.

you are truly wise beyond your years, Joseph

the_reverend said:

"you couldn't afford college, you took a night class
you made a clay dildo, and shoved it up your ass"

hey! that's no fair, you were in the band.

Yeah, but I had totally forgotten about that song. It's like I got to write it all over again. It was way funner the first time when I was shitfaced.