Eddie Van Halen wanted Patty Smyth (of Scandal--you know, "shootin' at the walls of heartache, bang-bang, I am the warrior") to replace David Lee Roth

the shoulda-woulda-coulda's of the metal world--

post your alternate band histories!

who should've replaced Cliff, for instance?

I heard the patty smythe thing. I guess she was tempted to join but couldn't imagine singing hot for teacher haha

john bush almost took over metallica's lead vocals because hetfield wasn't sure if he wanted to sing. they were going to have joey vera replace cliff

everyone knows the one about dimebag almost joining megadeth for rust in peace, but backing out when vinnie couldn't join.

would metallica have ended up blowing as many goats down the line as they do now? armored saint were pretty awesome, but no strangers to cheese

true. who knows what would have happened?

perhaps if they'd hung Jesus Christ people would be kneeling in front of a fucking gibbet

My favorite it what if Dave never left metallica.

How about if cliff never wound up under the bus?

Oh if Kirk and Clif didnt switch beds and Kirk ended up under the bus.

I think that would have been the preferable course of fate

If only I had bought that Time machine on Ebay

What if Kerry King had quit Slayer and stayed with Megadeth?

What if Eddie Van Halen had replaced Ace Frehley in Kiss?

What if Ron McGoveny had won the fight he got into with Dave Mustaine, resulting in Dave getting kicked out several months earlier, prior to Metallica moving north, meaning they would've gotten a different replacement for him and Kirk Hammet would've stayed with Exodus and the H Team would've been Holt/Hammet instead of Holt/Hunolt.

What if Jimi Hendrix hadn't been banging a white chick at the time of his death? Would the ambulance guys have taken better care of him so he wouldn't die?

what if Cronos hadn't left venom in the late 80's/early 90's?

well, I would own three or four more venom CDs, if so

Eddie Van Halen in Kiss, that would have been interesting.

haha, someone photoshop his makeup design

Josh_Martin said:

haha, good ol' Ace--

"open the door, Jew!"

Metal Church asked Phil Anselmo to sing for them before Pantera got signed.

moran said:

Dimebag would still be alive if that happened.

What if Chuck never died?

what if repulsion and Chuck kept it together?

what would have happened to spinal tap if the stones were of normal size and there wasn't a midge running around them?

What if Aaron was never born? Then "hardcore" would be as good, if not, better than Metal.

that ass

What would I have laughed about if Dimebag wasn't shot to death 'for breaking up Pantera'?

KillerKadoogan said:

Either Death would've been a lot better or Repulsion would've been a lot worse.

what if my balls didnt itch

Christraper said:

then I could take these examination gloves off

Joe/NotCommon said:

Y'know Joe youve been fondling those an awfully long time. Arent you supposed to ask me to cough or something?

I would have, but my mouth was full

wow dude

i tried to think of a witty comeback but thats all i could muster.

I was eating a sandwich, im no fag!

right, right.....

and my screen name doesnt imply that i have sex with men.....

oops

i mean...

im straight too

fags are totally gay, i hate them

then maybe you shouldnt be fondling my nutsack

cuz i definitely think that qualifies as homosexual activity

i was just comparing them to blue's nuts

his nuts have sideburns! everyone knows that!!!

haha

Joe/NotCommon said:


that's the funniest god damn thing you've ever said

haha awful. i've seen you on this board at least as long as 2/3 months ago and i just realized that your name is christ raper, not chris traper.



yayyy me

bravo. dont worry, your not the only one.

i always wonder what would happen if Dead didn't kill himself and Varg didn't kill Euronymous... would black metal still be around without all the controvery behind the scene? or would it have been an explosion and we'd have none of fake bm bands like cof and dimmu? would mayhem become mainstream?! ahahahahha i think about those events all the time.