so apparently my girlfriend was searching on rttp for things i have said (spying if you will cause she dont even like metal) and this morning she tried exagerating things and using it against me.

she doesn't like most of the comments i have posted about other girls. mainly the fact that i'd do them.

she also does not approve of me and dirtee crayon's jungle love.

and she doesnt like the fact that i suggested she take it in the butt(which i suggest daily)


why are girls so dumb. why do they get all butt hurt over stupid shit.

anal abusing is amusing

dump her. she is useless.

http://collegehumor.com/?movie_id=56755

i knew when i saw that you posted that it was going to be that video

well yeah every girl needs to her place Ha ! and like i said before damn that video makes me horny Ha !

I think thats a horribly sexist statement to make! Girls think alot, they just don't use any logic!

girls like to do what i tell them.

Christraper said:


exactly.

i hope she reads this thread too.

sounds like she needs to get fucked in the ass.

yeah I hear this shit.

my next girlfriend will not even know what a computer is if I can help it.

happily single thank you

wow, this looks like one of my threads...

If I read something my girlfriend wrote to a couple hundred people suggesting she put things in my ass I wouldn't get to mad...

But I don't bleed from the wetbox soo...

ahahahaha!!
OMG, reading your posts and knowing that you have a gf, I was wondering how long it would take for her to find this site.
this site is the asshole of the net-er-verse so she's come a looooong way.

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME! ARGHHHHHH!!!

hahaha

josh, youd better hurry up and take those poison capsles before she questions you any further

hey josh, did you tell her about the baby yet?

No shit.


and WHY are you with a chick that doesn't like Metal???

Ive dated girls that dont like metal. In fact i almost prefer girls who arent involed in the scene at all because i then i can hide from everyone like i always do....

christraper not can speak english good

I think once you graduate high school you'll find that your trust issues will reduce.

Actually, since she found your retarded posts I'd say that makes her pretty smart. Maybe one day she'll smarten up and dump your ass like some of her friends suggested.
As for the rest of you losers, I may not know you, but you all sound equally retarded, not allowing your girlfriend to go online so she can't see you drool over some hoe bag or porn star that you'll never bang, you make me sick. Stop thinking with your small dicks and reverse the situation and how would you feel if the situations were reversed?

youmoron said:

I'm sorry, wanna make out?

I once dated this chick that talked about other dudes she'd like to hopscotch in her LJ.

I tossed her away like so many blood soaked tampons.

excuse me, im a moron with a big dick, thank you

youmoron said:

Preach on sister!

that was me. hahaha

ps- hi there josh's girlfriend, hes a nice kid, and i wouldnt belive everything you read on a messege board. but im just a random asshole, so disreguard this post.

Keith's got a good point. Men do stupid shit and say stupid shit, but that don't necessarily mean the guy don't love ya.

He might just have a funny way of expressing stuff.

Men do stupid shit... Like snoop around on people's web history and search for things they do on message boards and than go and make blatant assumptions that the person who's privacy they intrude actually advocate the things they do in the chatroom.

why bother with girlfriends its comptely useless just use your hand or pay a whore

youmoron said:


hahahaha oh man you know this bitch likes it in the ass


i too prefer dating chicks that aren't into metal, they tend not to be whores (excluding the few who post on here)

Josh, we need to go to the bar some night.

i suggest punching her a few times, then telling her to stay off the computer and get rid of her friends who speak against you

"YEAH, he took a DUMP, on my chest, then he punched me repeatedly in the neck"

aaron told me to read this thread...

i dunno..just treat her like you want to be treated?

on another note i woke up early went to get my prescriptions at the pharmacy and then made an artichoke pie, a broccoli quiche for aaron to bring, poor guy has to work for a while and then he's off to a show...
then white chocolate banana cream pie for dessert.

you made fucking pies? fuck i feel so unproductive, all im gonna do is call my friend and go for breakfast... at muthafuckin 1pm, hahaha

Breakfast before 1 PM is overrated.

succubus said:


way to kill a thread

i'm usually a thread killer but people actually replied

whoah

Josh, i hope jen fucking dumps your ass. you are such a piece of shit. You dont even realize how lucky you are to have that girl. Or maybe you do but your just to proud to admit it.

joshhasalwaysbeenlame said:

you got your wish asshole.

the best thing that ever happened to me just walked out on me after over 5 years. she says it was mostly cause im lazy, unemployed, unambitious, self loathing, have poor hygene and i will never amount to anything in life and i wont be able to give her what she wants in life.

there are not enough things in this house to break right now. by the end of this weekend something is gonna be destroyed, most likely me.

well, I'm sorry to hear that. hopefully, you wont do anything to destructive to your things or your house.
I've read most of the things you've posted and, whether kidding or not, I could see how she would be pissed.

Josh_hates_you said:


come to as220 tomorrow night, ill buy you a beer or 2, i know the feeling too well dude.

pee in her butt

use this as motivation to changing your ways. most girls wouldn't put up with your behavior --- obviously she loves you. you need to make her feel appreciated --- the things you say on the board kidding or not are disrespectful to her --- she has feelings too and you have to recognize that. think before you type something that could be taken the wrong way. get a job and clean yourself up and she'll prolly come back in to your life.

nah, take it from experience, do everything she asked, but 10x better, to prove her wrong, then dont take her back if she asks, use it to better yourself, don't give in on someone that gave up on you. the people that truely care stay by your side and are willing to help rather than run, ive learned this the hard way.

Josh_hates_you said:

bah! she obviously isn't the right person for you.