SHUT THE FUCK UP


now I'm in a punk band called H8TWAXXORZ

our first song is called "Tit Magician" and goes

whackin' off
to the tube
the tube of love
I love you
wanna make the moment
feel just right
wanna suck on the pins
from Lite Brite

mules! mules!
tantalizing hipness
pins! pins!
wanna touch your titness

squeeze these nipples
here you go
watch my rhythm
feel my flow
can't sit down for fear of spite
wanna make love to Satan
alright!

repeat chorus 6x

that's the gayest song i ever read.

Swatchdogses''' single 'Gayer Than That' was great. it goes

all music is fag
we sample the locust
nick is a stupid irish
he is hardlly any cool

and then there is tons of synthesizers and then it gets gay again

I'm not Irish.

though I sometimes just splash water on me pits instead of showering.

why don't you go eat some gyros loser

I'm not Greek.

though I do have little boys that swim in the ocean and nibble on my penis.

remember the time we were playing at a coffee house, and you sang an r kelly song while i pissed on your face?

I'm not Black.

though I do receive money from the NAACP for my education.

tasty cigarettes makes the worst posts ever.

obviously

I choose tartar.

never ever ever post shit like that again.

ya hear me?







fuck dude...

hahahaha

the_taste_of_cigarettes said:

you got it pal.

i'm so traumatized right now!

First the "those wacky germans thread",Now pictures like this, I am begining to think this Dave guy, likes the cock

the guy above must be a virgin!!!!

:cringe:

umm yeah, back to the subject already. I'm gonna have to go with the mayo. Relish is just too chunky.

say shit like that again and I'll grab that big black cock and beat you upside the head with it.

I'll do it too.


you know I've got the balls.

elephantitis

ewwww

white truffle aioli.