"never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut."

"I want you to get this fuck where he breaths, i want him dead, his family dead. i want his house burnt to the gorund, i wanna go there in the middle of the night and piss on their ashes !"

suck on this

"Whats up guys, my names Robert Deniro, you may call me Bobbycakes"

where the black women at?

o_O

"pretty much"

or

JIMMY CONWAY: "what's the matter with you?"
SCARED AS FUCK ACCOMPLICE IN THE ROBBERY (he should be scared): ". . . Jimmy I'm sorry . . . "
JIMMY CONWAY: "what's the matter with you?"
SCARED AS FUCK ACCOMPLICE IN THE ROBBERY (he should be scared): ". . . Jimmy I'm sorry . . . it's in my mother's name . . . "
JIMMY CONWAY (turning back to him): "What was that? You being a fuckin' wiseguy with me?"

or
MAURY: "Jimmy can we talk now?"
JIMMY CONWAY: "You know you're a pisser? You're a real pisser. You wanna talk now?"
MAURY (eager): "yes"
JIMMY CONWAY: "Okay, let's talk. Let's get it over with. Swear to God I never knew a ballbuster like you in my whole life."
MAURY: "Oh Come ON, Jimmy! Who loves ya more than I do? I'd do anything for ya!"
JIMMY CONWAY: "Sure ya would, except to stop breakin' my balls!"

HAHAHA, Maury gets an icepick in the back of the head about fifteen seconds later. Awesome film.

"you taking to me? you talking to me?"

or

"I wanna go out . . y'know I really wanna . . . man, I got some bad ideas in my head, I just can't . . . "

DENIRO: "You don't know know one named Iris?"
KIETEL: "Nah, man, I don't know no one named Iris. Listen, why don't you go back to your tribe before you get hurt, alright?"
DENIRO: "You got a gun?"
KIETEL (flicks cigarette at him): "Hey FUCK OFF"
DENIRO (shoots Keitel in the abdomen): "Suck on this."

one day a real rain will come

dirteecrayon said:

best reply in this thread so far...
heh

"Look at the size of that trunk. You could fit 5 bodies in there!"

"don't over cook it, you over cook it, it defeats it's own purpose"