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returntothepit >> discuss >> have you started christmas (holiday) shopping? by succubus on Dec 10,2004 11:21am
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toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 10,2004 11:21am
i LOVE it!

I'm almost done..

anyone else?



toggletoggle post by blue nli at Dec 10,2004 11:22am
id need money to do christmas shopping.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 10,2004 11:22am
don't you work? i know yer in school though..so maybe you don't..



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Dec 10,2004 11:26am
Started the day after Thanksgiving for the 1st time in my life and still have more to do!



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Dec 10,2004 11:27am
why are women so into this shit?

I can't stand it.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Dec 10,2004 11:27am
but I do it anyways, last minute...



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Dec 10,2004 11:28am
succubus said:
i LOVE it!

I'm almost done..

anyone else?


Did you get me my present yet???



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Dec 10,2004 11:29am
i hate x-mass shopping. unless its for me.



toggletoggle post by SuperFly at Dec 10,2004 11:30am
christmas sucks...makes you spend money that you dont have on people you dont like.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 10,2004 11:33am
RustedAngel said:
why are women so into this shit?

I can't stand it.


some help you are!

i'm into it because it's FUN !
especially making a stocking and thinking of all cool things to put in it too.





toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 10,2004 11:34am
hahaha, I don't have trouble spending money on ME

it's definitely been a part of the Holiday Tradition my whole life



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 10,2004 11:34am
SuperFly said:
christmas sucks...makes you spend money that you dont have on people you dont like.


if you don't like someone why buy them something?
if you mean your boss at work and stuff...i'm not getting him anything







toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 10,2004 11:34am
I love xmas... I just never have time/desire to shop.
and this year, I don't have the $$ to shop.

but I love watching xmas tv shows.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 10,2004 11:35am
ram_girl said:
succubus said:
i LOVE it!

I'm almost done..

anyone else?


Did you get me my present yet???


hah!
you know i was thinknig of you!




toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 10,2004 11:40am
the_reverend said:
I love xmas... I just never have time/desire to shop.
and this year, I don't have the $$ to shop.

but I love watching xmas tv shows.


i think our limit is $$$ enough

and STOP buying things for yourself dammit!

*ring ring*
the rev: hey carina i'm at the store and i just saw a ____ and i want to buy it...
me: ummmmmmmm no..... don't buy it...


*sigh








toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 10,2004 11:42am
I'll buy you a silver dollar in your ass.



toggletoggle post by blue nli at Dec 10,2004 11:44am
succubus said:
don't you work? i know yer in school though..so maybe you don't..


i do, but i gots da bills ta pay...



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Dec 10,2004 11:46am
the_reverend said:
I'll buy you a silver dollar in your ass.



(*SIGH*)....such a romantic!



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Dec 10,2004 11:56am
My wife took care of all shopping this year. I fucking hate xmas, so that was a great deal for me!



toggletoggle post by SuperFly at Dec 10,2004 11:57am
succubus said:
SuperFly said:
christmas sucks...makes you spend money that you dont have on people you dont like.


if you don't like someone why buy them something?
if you mean your boss at work and stuff...i'm not getting him anything


yeah i guess that didn't make much sense. i'm just broke ,angry,lonely
and depressed.






toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 10,2004 11:59am
that's it grinches...
you are all so off my xmas list.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Dec 10,2004 12:03pm
i won't be able to shop this year, i have been laid off for a month now.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 10,2004 12:10pm
I only bought a couple of things so far. I hate christmas so much. It never seems to go away. As soon as its gone its fucking back again and people dont want to let it go either. Theyll leave their goddamn xmas lights up for MONTHS afterwars and we still have to put up with xmas music on the radio. What about Halloween??? Haloween gets no love these days. Walk into any store the day after halloween and all you see is red and green chistmassy goodness. What the fuck is wrong with people? They havent even had thanksgiving yet and theyre pissin their pants over santa already. bah humbug.



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Dec 10,2004 12:20pm
Christraper said:
I only bought a couple of things so far. I hate christmas so much. It never seems to go away. As soon as its gone its fucking back again and people dont want to let it go either. Theyll leave their goddamn xmas lights up for MONTHS afterwars and we still have to put up with xmas music on the radio. What about Halloween??? Haloween gets no love these days. Walk into any store the day after halloween and all you see is red and green chistmassy goodness. What the fuck is wrong with people? They havent even had thanksgiving yet and theyre pissin their pants over santa already. bah humbug.




Dude, you are sooooo in need of a polishing......I think I'll put a gift certificate to a local "massage" parlor in your stocking in hopes that you get one!



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 10,2004 12:24pm
Youre right i do. My friend works at a couple of strtip clubs. Im thinking about going in there with him and telling the girls its my birthday. Although i cant really complain right now because i did get laid this morning and it was pretty fuckin awsome. Great way to start off the day.



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Dec 10,2004 12:31pm
Christraper said:
Youre right i do. My friend works at a couple of strtip clubs. Im thinking about going in there with him and telling the girls its my birthday. Although i cant really complain right now because i did get laid this morning and it was pretty fuckin awsome. Great way to start off the day.




Let me guess.....woke up humping!!!
and yes, you still can complain!



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 10,2004 12:36pm
no i got up and took a shower and when i came back in my room.....well.....she was just kinda lyin there lookin all cute and stuff and it just so happened i was feeelin a bit frisky so......



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Dec 10,2004 12:38pm
Christraper said:
no i got up and took a shower and when i came back in my room.....well.....she was just kinda lyin there lookin all cute and stuff and it just so happened i was feeelin a bit frisky so......




So, you should have said "hey, honey....my twiddle stick needs a licking"!!!



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 10,2004 12:39pm
i dont think that would have turned out the way i wanted....



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 10,2004 12:41pm
Maybe if i said " hey doll, hows about playin a little song on my meat whistle?"



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Dec 10,2004 12:44pm
Christraper said:
Maybe if i said " hey doll, hows about playin a little song on my meat whistle?"



Hey, thats a good one!
Think it would have worked?



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 10,2004 12:45pm
no but it wouldve been funny as hell to see the look on her face after i said it



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Dec 10,2004 12:47pm
True, it probably would have been a Kodak moment......but then you wouldn't be telling us that you got laid this morning and it was awesome!



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 10,2004 12:47pm
this is true



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 10,2004 12:48pm
and it was awsome



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Dec 10,2004 12:53pm
pat yourself on the back then.....



toggletoggle post by mark fucking richards at Dec 11,2004 4:04pm
i've been good with shopping this year; i got everything except one gift for my mother and 2 gifts for my girlfriend done early as hell. i have never spent this much money on any holiday ever...i'm so fucking broke



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 11,2004 4:13pm
i hate xmas shopping. i already have a present for my mother. the only other people i am going to get presents for are my dad, my sister, my grandmother, and my girlfriend. i might get the guys in my band some guitar picks and drumsticks or something, but nothing big. maybe i'll send out a xmas card of me wearing nothing but a santa hat and some holly leaves over my nipples, with a candy cane sticking out of my ass. how would that grab you all? post addresses here so i can send you one.



toggletoggle post by in deering nh at Dec 11,2004 5:26pm
this is carina
i'm finished my shopping just about =)



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Dec 11,2004 5:48pm
i finished shopping yesterday i just did my family, i may get something for this girl.... i just gotta find out if it's worth it or not



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Dec 11,2004 11:33pm
Abbath said:
i may get something for this girl.... i just gotta find out if it's worth it or not



girls are only worth it AFTER they take it in the ass AND are willing to do it again.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Dec 11,2004 11:58pm
ya that's what i figured!



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Dec 12,2004 12:07am
ive managed every year ...and not had to buy shit for no one!! ...christmas is nothing!! Before you say..well i have no friends or somthin..I dont talk to much family..and everyone else knows to leave me alone this time of year...yeh !.....im a grinch!



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Dec 12,2004 10:29am
Luckily, the only members of my familly who are christian and celebrate xmas are my mother and grandmother on her side.
My fathers re-married twice so I have ten brothers and sisters... if I had to buy gifts for them all I'd shoot myself.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Dec 12,2004 10:50am
i went in the auburn mall yesterday for about 3.5 seconds then left...



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 13,2004 9:16am
succubus said:

*ring ring*
the rev: hey carina i'm at the store and i just saw a ____ and i want to buy it...
me: ummmmmmmm no..... don't buy it...


*sigh







sooo last night the rev got one gift early

lol






toggletoggle post by subjugate shn at Dec 13,2004 9:35am
I FUCKING HATE XMAS



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 14,2004 12:18pm
more of my gifts got ruined!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 14,2004 12:19pm



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 15,2004 9:55am
oh boy~



toggletoggle post by lynneaus  at Dec 15,2004 9:56am
i still havent started



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 15,2004 10:45am
I HATE CHRISTMAS!!! I HATE IT SO FUCKING MUCH!!! IF THIS IS SUCH A JOYOUS TIME OF THE YEAR THEN WHY THE FUCK AM I DEAD BROKE AND READY TO KILL MYSELF???



toggletoggle post by suckreligion   at Dec 15,2004 11:13am
i'll be hittin up the dollar store on xmas eve.



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Dec 15,2004 11:14am
Christraper said:
I HATE CHRISTMAS!!! I HATE IT SO FUCKING MUCH!!! IF THIS IS SUCH A JOYOUS TIME OF THE YEAR THEN WHY THE FUCK AM I DEAD BROKE AND READY TO KILL MYSELF???



OH SHIT!!!!

OK, calm down.......take deep cleansing breathes in, count to 10 and then slowly exhale and think about something that makes you happy....keep repeating until you feel the stress leaving your body....



or you pass out!!!



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 15,2004 1:58pm
ram_girl said:
think about something that makes you happy


how bout a blowjob.



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Dec 15,2004 2:14pm
Christraper said:
ram_girl said:
think about something that makes you happy


how bout a blowjob.



ahhh, yeah! I would think that that thought would make you happy!



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Dec 15,2004 3:00pm
I hate xmas since I moved in the US.
*First off I'm more homesick than ever
*second I can't go to the Christmas Market (in Germany or elsewhere) to get oblitarated with warm wine and stuffed with gropperpankische (potatoe pancakes)
*third I have to make these damn cookies and Weinhartstollen myself, *fourth I don't have my grandma Kugelhoff anymore cause I don't know how to make it
*fifth no 5 course meals with tons of wine anymore...3 days in a row

I want to say fuck Xmas, nobody will get shit from me. But I guess I'll make a few exceptions...not sure how yet ($)
I do hate Xmas shopping though, I've been making cookies for everyone for the past 3 years...not this one though.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 15,2004 3:00pm
ah the joys of wishful thinking....



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Dec 15,2004 3:04pm
Well, they say X-mas is the time for wishes....



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