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New site? Maybe some day.
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be creative.
I would be Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (BSE), or Mad Cow disease... in humans, Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (CJD)
I, like this site, would quickly rot your brain. |
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you just want to kill me for eating meat |
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I would be AIDS, so i can get passed around during sex. |
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I would be the flesh-eating disease from "Cabin Fever" |
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I'd have to say ebola. I don't think I'd ever get tired of turning intestines into goo. And if I did, I could let the goo dry a little and use it to make sculptures or something. |
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litacore said: I would be the flesh-eating disease from "Cabin Fever" |
that movie ruled! |
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vaginitis. i've always wanted a frothy green discharge coming out of my vagina, just a fantasy of mine |
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I'd be AIDS for a different reason. it rids the earth of the most "useless" human beings. |
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korpse said: I'd be AIDS for a different reason. it rids the earth of the most "useless" human beings. |
I know what you mean and thats why I worship AIDS as my god. |
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I heard there is a vacine for you two |
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I want to be leprosy, because it has always been my dream to cause people's limbs, face and skin to just rot away and leave nothing but a corpse like being on the edge of death, forever scorned |
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but then Jesus will cure the world of you Megan. |
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does insanity count? that'd be uber fun |
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Joe/NotCommon said: but then Jesus will cure the world of you Megan. |
Well, that is bound to happen one day anyways... Jesus told me he was waiting for the right time to cure the world of me |
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succubus said:
you didn't say why
=)
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so you could forever destroy glassjaw? |
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I'd be mentally retarded. I know it's not a disease but don't they look so godamn happy all the time? |
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no..
someone in my family had it..
and i would be it so that i could say what caused it so they could come up with a cure
yay....go me |
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on second thought: spastic colon! the world would shit at my command |
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hahaha spastic colon, I wish i had thought of that... thats the best name for a disease |
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korpse-l- said: I'd be mentally retarded. I know it's not a disease but don't they look so godamn happy all the time? |
haha thats so true. |
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Joe/NotCommon said: korpse-l- said:I'd be mentally retarded. I know it's not a disease but don't they look so godamn happy all the time? |
haha thats so true. |
it's because (the boys anyhow) tend to play with their pee pee's ALL THE TIME
damn..assisting a teacher in a special ed class you really had to watch where their hands were...
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they have "mongo strength" too. they're stong lil'bastards. don't ask me how i know. i never faught a retard before, i swear. |
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I got hit by a retard once, it hurt pretty bad. |
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succubus said:>>
it's because (the boys anyhow) tend to play with their pee pee's ALL THE TIME
damn..assisting a teacher in a special ed class you really had to watch where their hands were...
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so true! At the pool where I worked, the special ed kids were often playing with themselves or grabbing a teacher's boobs. of course, nobody could really get mad at them... so yes, the ideal condition for Joe.
also: www.tard-blog.com
not sure if it's true but pretty damn funny
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what's better than being happy all the time, grabbing boobs, playing with yourself, and having tard strength. |
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yum, dysentery this is the best lunchtime thread |
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Herpes because I would never go away and could keep coming back to make my Host miserable. |
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i figured i'd make your lunch that much less appetizing |
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herpes and girlfriends sound like the same thing. |
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assuck said: i figured i'd make your lunch that much less appetizing |
nah, it makes it all the more appetizing I eat dysentery for breakfast
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paganmegan said:
nah, it makes it all the more appetizing I eat dysentery for breakfast
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oooh, we have something in common
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Joe/NotCommon said: herpes and girlfriends sound like the same thing. |
HAHAHA.....then it sounds like I already have the potential of being a disease! |
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I would be elephantitis of the genitals for obvious reasons. |
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I'd be infantile Diabetes.
Because I fucking hate kids. |
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i'd be SCHIZOPHRENIA
What?
Who said that?
Oh, you again!
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT |
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why?
EXTINCTION OF MANKIND |
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