go!

ooh god don't get me started not that anyone would know any of them. But on a different note, I am friends with Paris Hiltons half cousin or some shit like that. mabye Paris will make out with me.

Paris Hilton is repulsive, you might catch her rare bird disease.

i used to like the girls that would wear a pair of high heels to stomp on my balls upon request. but that got old. now i like girls who will drop a hot dookie on my chestpiece.

I like girls who can't speak.

I dated this one girl in high school and she left me for my friend, then she got really fat so I didn't mind as much.