the funny thing is, I live on the second floor.
I scaled the cable pipe up to the cable box....luckily my kids window was unlocked, I teetered on the edge and I slid in.
I am a 260 lb ninja. and that is that.

it took me 30 seconds to break into the 4th floor of my condo.

but did u scale the outside wall?!

yes

fuckin nice job rev!! like up onto the balcony, and so on?

yes, a balcony that I had left the screen door open so I just walked right in.

You two are my heros.

because they are good criminals?

mary that's sad

I used to break into peoples houses and rearrange their furniture.

and where did you leave your keys that you had to break into your apartment?

in the apt.
d'oh

that sucks. i'm one for locking my keys in my car, myself.

succubus said:

I was being sarcastic, my dear. ;)

as was i ;)

<3