I haven't taken a shower since I've been home and...uh....Houston, we have a problem.

I went to take my ceremonial "I'm home from work" piss, and much to my chagrin, it smelled as if Emeril was having a BBQ in my jockeys. I'm serious...burnt fucking hamburgers. You Vegetarian fags will keep your lips away from my dick now I'll bet.

hahahha nice!
where the hell have you been man!?

I'm a big broker now dude. All I do is fucking WORK WORK WORK and WORK some more. Driving me fucking nuts dude. Anyway, when the hell are we playing with you dudelets again?

well powerkok is trying to hook us up with some shows with you guys at the end of october, i'm just waiting for some emails

sweet...

i think everybody stayed away from your dick to begin with

yup...although he had a pic of it on jis fridge for the longest time.

*his fridge

a pic of his weenis on his fridge... why?

err... same reason i have the little instruction sheet that comes in a box of condoms on my fridge i guess... makes for good conversation when you have a few people standing around in your kitchen drinking