the last bite of my bean and rice burrito just fell into my cleavage.

Oops.

sorry, no pics available

hahahaha

/me flashes back to last week

I use my prehensile penis to hold drinks with.

interupting elephant!

I drop rhymes like tabs of acid

boobs make for good food catchers. there's been a few instances where i'm glad my food fell into my boobs rather than in my lap where it would have made a large embarassing stain... especially at work

yes but if they are bread crumbs...it's itchy...

also...not funny when "someone" flings things in there...and then they get lost

lol

it doens't get lost... you're just saving it for later... hehehe

yeha, when you are hungry on the bus, just fish it out.

exactly... i'm sure no one would mind

I like to keep Gummi Bears in there for desert. Nice and warm.

A little salty sometimes though

salty and sweet is sometimes nice....

and litacore, you can have my husband, i just bought him new cymbals, but he's more like a pet than a drummer... you gotta keep him clean and feed him and buy him underware that isn't full of holes... hehehe

litacore said:

bobbing for burrito

I'll never forget when I saw a fat lasy at a comedy club and half way through her set she pulled a whole sandwich out of her cleavage and ate it!!!

shatteredliz said:

Did you get a picture of it for me?? You know how food and cleavage turns me on!!!!