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New site? Maybe some day.
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No thats true......fat chicks do give good head. More...ummmm...suction I think. |
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there's a line in a tom robbins book spoken by a 300lb black girl
"show me a wife that doesn't give head and I'll show you a husband I can steal" |
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people without any teeth give good head!
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nuns give good head |
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Sick......just plain sick |
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Yes... yes they do. it's either a way to make up for the fact that they are fat and It gives you an excuse to keep on bangin them, or they think of it like food and just know how to pack shit into their mouths... I think its the former cause hot chicks don't give good head. they don't have too... they are hot and we want them anyway; and I hate that. so I just bash hot chicks in the face with an axe handel while gettin a BJ from a fat chick. |
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I think it's because fat chicks have more in their cheeks to suck with. |
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Thats because they are sooo hungry!!!! |
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I think fat chicks should kill themselves, or stop eating so much...maybe exercise a little? |
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Yeah but then they'd stop giving good head |
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Id rather fuck a skinny chick in the mouth, then let a fat chick suck my dick.
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Yeah well you've never gotten head from a fat chick before have you? |
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i dont know if its because they are good with food or if the extra mass comes with extra estrogen making them natural cockgobblers. or maybe cause alot of guys dont mind getting head from them but dont want to fuck them so they get used for head. know your role. |
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well shit --- skinny girls should leave all the cock sucking to fat girls |
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Yeah this is starting to get disturbing..... |
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This thread makes me want to throw up on something. |
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ok well..what kind of guys give good oral sex then?
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i meant in general...like you are generalizing fat chicks...what about guys? |
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Hey Lincoln, if you'd rather get head from a fat chick, go find one! |
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AUTOPSY_666 said:
RULE #2:
No FAT chicks! |
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I have a theory that fat chicks are like rabbits.
if you have sex with them they bodies know that they aren't going to get laid too often so they store the sperm up inside and for YEARS they can pop out little thumpers. |
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succubus said: ok well..what kind of guys give good oral sex then?
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The smart ones,. but there ain't any of those so we have to deal with what we get. |
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oh, if you need proof of that, go to haverhill or lawrence |
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succubus said: ok well..what kind of guys give good oral sex then?
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Irish guys |
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HAHA...what makes you think I haven't already? |
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Lincoln's bed is actually a woman to fat to walk, she just lays on a mattress inside his bedroom and he lays on top her. |
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the_reverend said: oh, if you need proof of that, go to haverhill or lawrence |
...or
Salem =)
(sorry i couldn't resist that one)
hahaha
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....and is grafted to the bed. SO it's an easy target...I never have to leave the house.....just don't tell anyone ok? |
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Here we go, time for the men to beat on their chests and step up to the plate as the Lap Lickin King!!!!
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OK, well then stop begging me for it! |
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Shannon wants all the guys on this board to go down on her over the next week, and then she will suck all our dicks.
In one month's time she will tell us who eats pussy the best. |
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I think it's an art form as far as eating is concerned....you need a strong tounge. |
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........and I don't have to beg for shit...... |
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Pokemon is the slave trade and Pikachu's the slave master. |
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i have yet been with a guy that has given good oral
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dirteecrayon said: i have yet been with a guy that has given good oral
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i won't comment..although i want to
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oh and i didn't mean about you |
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Shannon said: succubus said:ok well..what kind of guys give good oral sex then?
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The smart ones,. but there ain't any of those so we have to deal with what we get. |
I cant vouch for everyone here but i love going down on girls. Dont know why, its just a hobby of mine.
As for the fat chicks thing i cant say for sure. Ive never been with a fat girl but i dated a girl who definitely had some meat on her and she gave awsome head. But ive been with a few barbie dolls that are wicked good at givin head too so i think it all depends on the technique.
8===D |
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dirteecrayon said:
do you really have time to go to a kindergarten now? |
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christraper said: i think it all depends on the technique.
8===D |
EXACTLY
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I am the master of cunnilingus.
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i have horror stories!
i've been bitten!!!!!!
not fucking cool! |
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Joe/NotCommon said: Shannon wants all the guys on this board to go down on her over the next week, and then she will suck all our dicks.
In one month's time she will tell us who eats pussy the best. |
All but you Joe......
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some girls like being "bitten" down there. |
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Yes I must agree with christraper going down on girls is great!!!! Very nice...especially when they appreciate it. |
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usually the bad ones are the ones that proclaim they are good at cunni!!! |
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dirteecrayon said: usually the bad ones are the ones that proclaim they are good at cunni!!! |
i was going to say that
hahahahahaha
ask shannon
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Lincoln said: Yes I must agree with christraper going down on girls is great!!!! Very nice...especially when they appreciate it. |
Indeed. The sex is so much better after that. They really appreciate it.
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Hey Succubus,
I think we may have found a coven of a rare breed of man here. |
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the_reverend said: some girls like being "bitten" down there. |
yeah i think this idiot was hungry or something b/c it was more of a chomp than a bite. totally not expected!
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rare? if you ain't learned something in your time here on earth,
boys lie.
If not, just ask my HUGE D1CK!11!!11!1!11 |
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Indeed. The sex is so much better after that. They really appreciate it
Yes indeed they do.......well I think they do...I could be getting lied to as well...... |
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Lincoln said: ...I could be getting lied to as well...... |
Hahaha yea girls are good at that |
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rev watch it,
you almost poked me in the eye |
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i was gone for 20 minutes and this thread took off. who woulda thunk it? |
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great thread. very informative |
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christraper said: Lincoln said:...I could be getting lied to as well...... |
Hahaha yea girls are good at that |
i suck at lying unfortunately
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I noticed how my counterpart ahsn't chimed in to give me praise yet......hmmmmm...maybe I AM getting lied to. |
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take notes!
might learn a thing or two |
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Well you gave her so much praise to begin with, that must be why she hasn't said anything about you. Oh, and if you think she's ever sleeping on that fat woman grafted to your mattress again, you're sorely mistaken. |
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succubus said: christraper said:Lincoln said:...I could be getting lied to as well...... |
Hahaha yea girls are good at that |
i suck at lying unfortunately
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Thats good though. If i dont make a girl cum id rather she told me so that i can work harder at it. Faking orgasms gets you nowhere.
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Shannon said: Hey Succubus,
I think we may have found a coven of a rare breed of man here. |
yeap... |
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female orgasm?
yeah right, wayto make up lies again girls. |
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I think after this post I'll be getting NO head or eating anything. I should have kept my mouth shut....no pun intended |
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80 + posts in under an hour, this thread rules.
i too like to go down on women as long as is clean. i like it too be shaved too. ultimately i dont care about the hair either way but i think it tastes better when it is hairless. easier to navigate around too. |
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Yes, maybe we have found the only ones in existence. Seems we have stumbled upon a group of men that claim to enjoy going down and being good at it. This is a strange phenomenon |
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its all about the landing strip |
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I still hate fat chicks because im superficial |
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i never said i was good at it. maybe i am maybe im not. either way if it tastes good(which not all of them do) i will lick it for an hour, im bound to do something right and if not then try try try again. |
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Josh_hates_you said: i like it too be shaved too. . |
It's so much better when it's shaved too! The bad part is when it's growing back...
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fat chicks need loving too.... but they gotta pay |
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THE LANDING STRIP!!!!! I LOVE THAT!!!!!!!! going down on girls rules!!! |
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when yer BOTH shaved
the suction is pretty neat |
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yeah, try it
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oh and i vary...from shaving it all..to not shaving at all...and everything in between, i take requests, well from 1 person...(having said that..i'm not hairy anyhow)
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Notice how none of the women are saying "How good the are at sucking this and blowing that" and they say we lie! |
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armageddonday said: Josh_hates_you said: i like it too be shaved too. . |
It's so much better when it's shaved too! The bad part is when it's growing back...
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i've been thinking about getting the laser hair removal thing! |
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i want to do the laser for my 7 arm pit hairs (since i don't have more than that)
and then try the few in the bikini area |
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!!!!!YOU'VE BEEN BEARDED!!!! |
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dirteecrayon said:
i've been thinking about getting the laser hair removal thing! |
if you do then call me
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Abbath said: fat chicks need loving too.... but they gotta pay |
hahaha family guy.
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we should go together!
i just want the bikini area and legs done. i hope it's not too expensive! |
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unfortunately it is quite pricey =(
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Josh_hates_you said: Abbath said:fat chicks need loving too.... but they gotta pay |
hahaha family guy.
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\m/ greatest show ever \m/ |
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I have Volume 1 (seasons 1 & 2) and my sister has Volume 2 (season 3) on DVD, they rule!
Everyone needs to watch the 2 hour FAMILY GUY marathon tonight on Fox.
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Having a fat chick blow you is like sticking your dick in a pig's mouth.Id rather jerk off instead |
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AUTOPSY_666 said: I have Volume 1 (seasons 1 & 2) and my sister has Volume 2 (season 3) on DVD, they rule!
Everyone needs to watch the 2 hour FAMILY GUY marathon tonight on Fox.
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\m/ |
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YES!! I just checked the episode summeries and they are all episodes that I either havn't seen or havn't seen in a long time. |
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armageddonday said: Shannon said:Hey Succubus,
I think we may have found a coven of a rare breed of man here. |
yeap... |
So, vegans can't even eat pussy?
Since when is a guy who likes to eat pussy rare? You guys must know a lot more faggots than I do.
I got drunk and fucked a big fat whale about ten years ago. She gave awful awful head.
A hot chick who gives bad head is an oxymoron. Once you know she is fellatally challenged, she loses her hotness.
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Vegan? who's vegan here? Anyone? |
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* note to Josh * if you make her suck your dick every day, then she will inevitably get better at it |
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Josh_Martin said: armageddonday said:Shannon said:Hey Succubus,
I think we may have found a coven of a rare breed of man here. |
yeap... |
So, vegans can't even eat pussy?
Since when is a guy who likes to eat pussy rare? You guys must know a lot more faggots than I do.
I got drunk and fucked a big fat whale about ten years ago. She gave awful awful head.
A hot chick who gives bad head is an oxymoron. Once you know she is fellatally challenged, she loses her hotness.
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hahahaha
my favorite quote of the day!
and for the record i have (actually had) a lot of male friends who loved giving it too..most guys i know do
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Josh_Martin said: A hot chick who gives bad head is an oxymoron. Once you know she is fellatally challenged, she loses her hotness. |
I think you mean paradox. An oxymoron is a type of paradox made up of two words, an adjective and a noun. |
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actually, vegans can eat pussy and swallow stuff. vegans dont eat the meat/dairy/etc products of OTHER animals, humans dont count. i was a vegan for like 8 months and ate assloads of poontang. |
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armageddonday said: Vegan? who's vegan here? Anyone? |
vegetarian
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oh and i wanted to add, i also enjoy sucking on veggie sausage
1 in particular
hahahaha
heh.
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So whats the verdict??? Do fat chicks give better head than not-fat chicks? |
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I think as long as the girl is enjoying it, it must be very good. |
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and if she doesn't swallow, you can just cook her breakfast and hide your navy men in her eggs. |
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humm... so much to say, so little space.
umm... fat chicks are scary... but my friend is a little on the fat side and we had a buge party at my house this weekend and she so got hit on by my good friend and my husband. maybe it's 'cos she has huge boobies, maybe it is because they know fat chicks give good head. i have no idea. |
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the only girls i like to eat are shaved. the others don't taste as good. this dude i know has this theory that hot girls give the best head because "they think it's a popsicle or a hot dog or something." he always makes sure to hook up with a fat chick early in the night and a hot one later. hehehe |
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shaved is good, but how 'bout shaved with a little design in it? |
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MyDeadDoll said: shaved is good, but how 'bout shaved with a little design in it? |
that's what i have now! |
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what design??? i'll tell you mine! |
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shaved with a little design on it rules. i want my girl to shave a design in. a small amount of hair isn't bad. |
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Yeah - because they have to. |
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shave little lines into it MC HAMMER STYLE |
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gice the "vanilla ice's eyebrow" |
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that girl is poooooooisooooooooooooooon |
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i dont what i typed for the first word of my last post |
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i made up a word unintentionally. my parents will be so proud |
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the_reverend said: that girl is poooooooisooooooooooooooon |
i hope that was not an attempt at a vanilla ice reference because that song was bell biv devoe.....predecesor to boys II men
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it was a bell biv devoe quote |
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well then that just came out of left field. |
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some one needs a cup of pimonade |
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whos #1 in the charts?
bell biv devoe. |
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fat chicks are afraid they'll never get laid again so they go all out |
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so what's up with all the sex talk today?? did we all wake up horny?? |
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well, yes.
but some of us didn't walke up at all.
and that's the sadest thing ever.
thanks, now I need to go cry. |
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Me too. I spank off almost every night. |
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once when i wake up, once before i go to bed, i'm on a schedule. |
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you got to clean them pipes.
I mean... you don't want to go out with a loaded weapon do you? |
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You guys don't get laid enough. |
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Thats ok though....they have 1-900 numbers for that sort of thing...you could get head from a fat and a skinny chick at the same time |
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but it would really be a dude, dude |
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in college i worked for one of those "hotline numbers" for a bit...
and nope, the girls are not all male, fat and ugly
lmao |
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Yeah but you'd never know.....wait thats sick...sorry. |
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it's true..you never know...and it's a sleazy operation...you have to make guys stay on the phone and spend $$$$
i couldn't do it
my heart is too big |
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I don't really need to to be honest...but it sounds like some people on this poll could use it. |
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OK the discussion thats going on...true its not a poll....I gotta be more careful. |
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ok i'm just confused, sorry |
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Nah thats cool....I'm a confusing person. But yes in the Phoenix theres a whole buncha numbers that are effective..........for those of you looking for that "special someone" |
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i could go on about that "hotline" numbers thingy...but i'll take your advice and stop right there! |
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FUPA????Hmmmmmmm....dunno that one. |
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Fat Upper Pussy Area
if they have uber bush than its called Fupa McD
if it's a ridiculously large fupa with uber bush it's a Fupa McDonis
yes my friends and i are bored a lot |
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fupa! that's the best thing i ever heard. i'm sold! i'll be using that word alot. (i mean... i hope i don't have to use it at all but... you know what i mean) |
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i actually had the best head of my life from a fat chick |
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Lincoln said: Nah thats cool....I'm a confusing person. But yes in the Phoenix theres a whole buncha numbers that are effective..........for those of you looking for that "special someone" |
That section of the Phoenix is evil. Combine it with alcohol, cocaine, and a royalty check and you've got a lethal combination. One night several years ago me and a friend were getting loaded at his apartment. I had a bunch of money burning a hole in my pocket so we figured we'd be better off trying out one of those escort services than making the effort of going to a bar and trying to pick up chicks. We got two whores to come over and blow us. What a fucking waste of money that was. One of the chicks was white, probably in her mid-40's, and she had that total junkie whore look. The other one was younger but she was some kind of dot-head. They didn't even pretend like they were into it. They kept looking at their watches every ten seconds. I took the white one. As soon as I came she yelled out "Bingo!" so the other one could hear her from the other room and hurry up and finish. They got dressed and took off in 5 seconds flat. I don't remember how much it cost but it was ridiculous. And everything was extra. There was the flat rate for them to take off their tops and blow us. It was extra for them to get completely nude. It was extra to touch their titties. I learned the hard way that getting a hooker is totally stupid. Thank god I'm married now and my wife is super hot. When I get fucked up and horny all I have to do now is ask. |
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Damn man sounds like a bad experience...see I'venever done that but I know some who have. They got varied results......I've heard some were hot...some were very much not. I guess it all depends on how much your willing to spend. Yes I too have a super hot girlfriend so no worries here either. |
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the_reverend said: there's a line in a tom robbins book spoken by a 300lb black girl
"show me a wife that doesn't give head and I'll show you a husband I can steal" |
thank you for quoting Tom Robbins. I thought I was alone.
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