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returntothepit >> discuss >> fat chicks give good head by Josh_hates_you on Aug 18,2004 11:58am
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toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 18,2004 11:58am
discuss.



toggletoggle post by Korpse-l- at Aug 18,2004 11:59am
agreed



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Aug 18,2004 12:00pm
so i've heard



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 18,2004 12:00pm
Never tried one.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 18,2004 12:01pm
fat chicks scare me



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Aug 18,2004 12:01pm
Don't know.



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Aug 18,2004 12:01pm
thats a load of bs!



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 18,2004 12:02pm
No thats true......fat chicks do give good head. More...ummmm...suction I think.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 18,2004 12:03pm
there's a line in a tom robbins book spoken by a 300lb black girl
"show me a wife that doesn't give head and I'll show you a husband I can steal"



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 18,2004 12:05pm
Point taken.



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Aug 18,2004 12:06pm
people without any teeth give good head!




toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Aug 18,2004 12:06pm
like new borns.



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Aug 18,2004 12:07pm
or the elderly



toggletoggle post by vivi at Aug 18,2004 12:08pm
nuns give good head



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 18,2004 12:08pm
Sick......just plain sick



toggletoggle post by wood at Aug 18,2004 12:09pm
Yes... yes they do. it's either a way to make up for the fact that they are fat and It gives you an excuse to keep on bangin them, or they think of it like food and just know how to pack shit into their mouths... I think its the former cause hot chicks don't give good head. they don't have too... they are hot and we want them anyway; and I hate that. so I just bash hot chicks in the face with an axe handel while gettin a BJ from a fat chick.



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 18,2004 12:11pm
I think it's because fat chicks have more in their cheeks to suck with.



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Aug 18,2004 12:15pm
Thats because they are sooo hungry!!!!



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 18,2004 12:16pm
I think fat chicks should kill themselves, or stop eating so much...maybe exercise a little?



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 18,2004 12:16pm
Yeah but then they'd stop giving good head



toggletoggle post by shatteredliz   at Aug 18,2004 12:18pm
Oh what a quandry...



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 18,2004 12:19pm
Id rather fuck a skinny chick in the mouth, then let a fat chick suck my dick.



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 18,2004 12:19pm
Yeah well you've never gotten head from a fat chick before have you?



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 18,2004 12:19pm
i dont know if its because they are good with food or if the extra mass comes with extra estrogen making them natural cockgobblers. or maybe cause alot of guys dont mind getting head from them but dont want to fuck them so they get used for head. know your role.



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Aug 18,2004 12:19pm
well shit --- skinny girls should leave all the cock sucking to fat girls



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 18,2004 12:19pm
nice going guys



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 18,2004 12:21pm
Yeah this is starting to get disturbing.....



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 18,2004 12:21pm
This thread makes me want to throw up on something.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 18,2004 12:22pm
this thread rules



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 12:23pm
ok well..what kind of guys give good oral sex then?




toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 18,2004 12:23pm
I do.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 18,2004 12:23pm
RULE #1:

No FAT chicks!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 12:24pm
i meant in general...like you are generalizing fat chicks...what about guys?



toggletoggle post by shatteredliz   at Aug 18,2004 12:24pm
Hey Lincoln, if you'd rather get head from a fat chick, go find one!



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 18,2004 12:25pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:
RULE #1:

No FAT chicks!


RULE #2:

No FAT chicks!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 18,2004 12:25pm
I have a theory that fat chicks are like rabbits.
if you have sex with them they bodies know that they aren't going to get laid too often so they store the sperm up inside and for YEARS they can pop out little thumpers.



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Aug 18,2004 12:25pm
succubus said:
ok well..what kind of guys give good oral sex then?



The smart ones,. but there ain't any of those so we have to deal with what we get.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 18,2004 12:25pm
oh, if you need proof of that, go to haverhill or lawrence



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 18,2004 12:26pm
succubus said:
ok well..what kind of guys give good oral sex then?



Irish guys



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 18,2004 12:26pm
HAHA...what makes you think I haven't already?



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 18,2004 12:26pm
Lincoln's bed is actually a woman to fat to walk, she just lays on a mattress inside his bedroom and he lays on top her.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 12:27pm
the_reverend said:
oh, if you need proof of that, go to haverhill or lawrence


...or
Salem =)

(sorry i couldn't resist that one)

hahaha




toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 18,2004 12:28pm
....and is grafted to the bed. SO it's an easy target...I never have to leave the house.....just don't tell anyone ok?



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Aug 18,2004 12:28pm
Here we go, time for the men to beat on their chests and step up to the plate as the Lap Lickin King!!!!



toggletoggle post by shatteredliz   at Aug 18,2004 12:28pm
OK, well then stop begging me for it!



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 18,2004 12:29pm
Shannon wants all the guys on this board to go down on her over the next week, and then she will suck all our dicks.

In one month's time she will tell us who eats pussy the best.



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 18,2004 12:29pm
I think it's an art form as far as eating is concerned....you need a strong tounge.



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 18,2004 12:29pm
........and I don't have to beg for shit......



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 18,2004 12:32pm
Pokemon is the slave trade and Pikachu's the slave master.



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Aug 18,2004 12:32pm
i have yet been with a guy that has given good oral




toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 18,2004 12:33pm
you have my #



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 12:34pm
dirteecrayon said:
i have yet been with a guy that has given good oral



i won't comment..although i want to




toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Aug 18,2004 12:34pm
i want references!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 12:34pm
oh and i didn't mean about you



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 18,2004 12:36pm



toggletoggle post by christraper at Aug 18,2004 12:36pm
Shannon said:
succubus said:
ok well..what kind of guys give good oral sex then?



The smart ones,. but there ain't any of those so we have to deal with what we get.


I cant vouch for everyone here but i love going down on girls. Dont know why, its just a hobby of mine.

As for the fat chicks thing i cant say for sure. Ive never been with a fat girl but i dated a girl who definitely had some meat on her and she gave awsome head. But ive been with a few barbie dolls that are wicked good at givin head too so i think it all depends on the technique.
8===D



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 18,2004 12:36pm
dirteecrayon said:
i want references!


do you really have time to go to a kindergarten now?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 12:37pm
christraper said:
i think it all depends on the technique.
8===D




EXACTLY



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 18,2004 12:37pm
I am the master of cunnilingus.



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Aug 18,2004 12:38pm
i have horror stories!

i've been bitten!!!!!!

not fucking cool!



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Aug 18,2004 12:38pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
Shannon wants all the guys on this board to go down on her over the next week, and then she will suck all our dicks.

In one month's time she will tell us who eats pussy the best.



All but you Joe......



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 18,2004 12:39pm
some girls like being "bitten" down there.



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 18,2004 12:40pm
Yes I must agree with christraper going down on girls is great!!!! Very nice...especially when they appreciate it.



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Aug 18,2004 12:40pm
usually the bad ones are the ones that proclaim they are good at cunni!!!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 12:41pm
dirteecrayon said:
usually the bad ones are the ones that proclaim they are good at cunni!!!



i was going to say that


hahahahahaha

ask shannon



toggletoggle post by christraper at Aug 18,2004 12:41pm
Lincoln said:
Yes I must agree with christraper going down on girls is great!!!! Very nice...especially when they appreciate it.


Indeed. The sex is so much better after that. They really appreciate it.




toggletoggle post by Shannon at Aug 18,2004 12:42pm
Hey Succubus,

I think we may have found a coven of a rare breed of man here.



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Aug 18,2004 12:42pm
the_reverend said:
some girls like being "bitten" down there.


yeah i think this idiot was hungry or something b/c it was more of a chomp than a bite. totally not expected!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 18,2004 12:43pm
rare? if you ain't learned something in your time here on earth,
boys lie.

If not, just ask my HUGE D1CK!11!!11!1!11



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 18,2004 12:44pm
Indeed. The sex is so much better after that. They really appreciate it

Yes indeed they do.......well I think they do...I could be getting lied to as well......



toggletoggle post by christraper at Aug 18,2004 12:45pm
Lincoln said:
...I could be getting lied to as well......


Hahaha yea girls are good at that



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Aug 18,2004 12:45pm
rev watch it,

you almost poked me in the eye



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Aug 18,2004 12:46pm
i was gone for 20 minutes and this thread took off. who woulda thunk it?



toggletoggle post by christraper at Aug 18,2004 12:47pm
great thread. very informative



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 12:47pm
christraper said:
Lincoln said:
...I could be getting lied to as well......


Hahaha yea girls are good at that


i suck at lying unfortunately



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 18,2004 12:47pm
I noticed how my counterpart ahsn't chimed in to give me praise yet......hmmmmm...maybe I AM getting lied to.



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Aug 18,2004 12:48pm
take notes!

might learn a thing or two



toggletoggle post by shatteredliz   at Aug 18,2004 12:49pm
Well you gave her so much praise to begin with, that must be why she hasn't said anything about you. Oh, and if you think she's ever sleeping on that fat woman grafted to your mattress again, you're sorely mistaken.



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 18,2004 12:49pm
Probably......



toggletoggle post by christraper at Aug 18,2004 12:49pm edited Aug 18,2004 12:50pm
succubus said:
christraper said:
Lincoln said:
...I could be getting lied to as well......


Hahaha yea girls are good at that


i suck at lying unfortunately


Thats good though. If i dont make a girl cum id rather she told me so that i can work harder at it. Faking orgasms gets you nowhere.




toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Aug 18,2004 12:51pm
Shannon said:
Hey Succubus,

I think we may have found a coven of a rare breed of man here.



yeap...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 18,2004 12:56pm
female orgasm?
yeah right, wayto make up lies again girls.



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 18,2004 12:58pm
I think after this post I'll be getting NO head or eating anything. I should have kept my mouth shut....no pun intended



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 18,2004 1:00pm
80 + posts in under an hour, this thread rules.

i too like to go down on women as long as is clean. i like it too be shaved too. ultimately i dont care about the hair either way but i think it tastes better when it is hairless. easier to navigate around too.



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Aug 18,2004 1:01pm
Yes, maybe we have found the only ones in existence. Seems we have stumbled upon a group of men that claim to enjoy going down and being good at it. This is a strange phenomenon



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Aug 18,2004 1:01pm
its all about the landing strip



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 18,2004 1:03pm
I still hate fat chicks because im superficial



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 18,2004 1:05pm
i never said i was good at it. maybe i am maybe im not. either way if it tastes good(which not all of them do) i will lick it for an hour, im bound to do something right and if not then try try try again.



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Aug 18,2004 1:08pm
Josh_hates_you said:
i like it too be shaved too. .


It's so much better when it's shaved too! The bad part is when it's growing back...




toggletoggle post by Abbath at Aug 18,2004 1:09pm
fat chicks need loving too.... but they gotta pay



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 18,2004 1:09pm
THE LANDING STRIP!!!!! I LOVE THAT!!!!!!!! going down on girls rules!!!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 1:11pm
when yer BOTH shaved

the suction is pretty neat



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 18,2004 1:12pm
Hmmmmm.......really?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 1:14pm edited Aug 18,2004 1:15pm
yeah, try it

~~

oh and i vary...from shaving it all..to not shaving at all...and everything in between, i take requests, well from 1 person...(having said that..i'm not hairy anyhow)



toggletoggle post by Shannon at Aug 18,2004 1:16pm
Notice how none of the women are saying "How good the are at sucking this and blowing that" and they say we lie!



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Aug 18,2004 1:16pm
armageddonday said:
Josh_hates_you said:
i like it too be shaved too. .


It's so much better when it's shaved too! The bad part is when it's growing back...



i've been thinking about getting the laser hair removal thing!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 1:18pm
i want to do the laser for my 7 arm pit hairs (since i don't have more than that)

and then try the few in the bikini area



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 18,2004 1:19pm
!!!!!YOU'VE BEEN BEARDED!!!!



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 18,2004 1:21pm
dirteecrayon said:

i've been thinking about getting the laser hair removal thing!



if you do then call me



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 18,2004 1:22pm
Abbath said:
fat chicks need loving too.... but they gotta pay



hahaha family guy.



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Aug 18,2004 1:23pm
we should go together!

i just want the bikini area and legs done. i hope it's not too expensive!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 1:25pm
unfortunately it is quite pricey =(





toggletoggle post by Blue  at Aug 18,2004 1:51pm
i love cunnilingus!



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Aug 18,2004 2:09pm
Josh_hates_you said:
Abbath said:
fat chicks need loving too.... but they gotta pay



hahaha family guy.



\m/ greatest show ever \m/



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 18,2004 2:24pm
I have Volume 1 (seasons 1 & 2) and my sister has Volume 2 (season 3) on DVD, they rule!

Everyone needs to watch the 2 hour FAMILY GUY marathon tonight on Fox.



toggletoggle post by JoeDavolla  at Aug 18,2004 2:29pm
Having a fat chick blow you is like sticking your dick in a pig's mouth.Id rather jerk off instead



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 18,2004 2:52pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:
I have Volume 1 (seasons 1 & 2) and my sister has Volume 2 (season 3) on DVD, they rule!

Everyone needs to watch the 2 hour FAMILY GUY marathon tonight on Fox.


\m/



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 18,2004 2:56pm
YES!! I just checked the episode summeries and they are all episodes that I either havn't seen or havn't seen in a long time.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Aug 18,2004 3:07pm
armageddonday said:
Shannon said:
Hey Succubus,

I think we may have found a coven of a rare breed of man here.



yeap...


So, vegans can't even eat pussy?

Since when is a guy who likes to eat pussy rare? You guys must know a lot more faggots than I do.

I got drunk and fucked a big fat whale about ten years ago. She gave awful awful head.
A hot chick who gives bad head is an oxymoron. Once you know she is fellatally challenged, she loses her hotness.





toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Aug 18,2004 3:08pm
Vegan? who's vegan here? Anyone?



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 18,2004 3:09pm
* note to Josh * if you make her suck your dick every day, then she will inevitably get better at it



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 3:10pm
Josh_Martin said:
armageddonday said:
Shannon said:
Hey Succubus,

I think we may have found a coven of a rare breed of man here.



yeap...


So, vegans can't even eat pussy?

Since when is a guy who likes to eat pussy rare? You guys must know a lot more faggots than I do.

I got drunk and fucked a big fat whale about ten years ago. She gave awful awful head.
A hot chick who gives bad head is an oxymoron. Once you know she is fellatally challenged, she loses her hotness.





hahahaha

my favorite quote of the day!

and for the record i have (actually had) a lot of male friends who loved giving it too..most guys i know do



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 18,2004 3:11pm edited Aug 18,2004 3:11pm
Josh_Martin said:
A hot chick who gives bad head is an oxymoron. Once you know she is fellatally challenged, she loses her hotness.


I think you mean paradox. An oxymoron is a type of paradox made up of two words, an adjective and a noun.



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Aug 18,2004 3:13pm
actually, vegans can eat pussy and swallow stuff. vegans dont eat the meat/dairy/etc products of OTHER animals, humans dont count. i was a vegan for like 8 months and ate assloads of poontang.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 3:13pm
armageddonday said:
Vegan? who's vegan here? Anyone?


vegetarian



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Aug 18,2004 3:14pm
veggies represent.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 3:15pm
oh and i wanted to add, i also enjoy sucking on veggie sausage

1 in particular
hahahaha


heh.




toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 18,2004 4:25pm
So whats the verdict??? Do fat chicks give better head than not-fat chicks?



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Aug 18,2004 4:57pm
I think as long as the girl is enjoying it, it must be very good.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 18,2004 5:00pm
and if she doesn't swallow, you can just cook her breakfast and hide your navy men in her eggs.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Aug 18,2004 5:04pm
humm... so much to say, so little space.

umm... fat chicks are scary... but my friend is a little on the fat side and we had a buge party at my house this weekend and she so got hit on by my good friend and my husband. maybe it's 'cos she has huge boobies, maybe it is because they know fat chicks give good head. i have no idea.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 18,2004 5:13pm
the only girls i like to eat are shaved. the others don't taste as good. this dude i know has this theory that hot girls give the best head because "they think it's a popsicle or a hot dog or something." he always makes sure to hook up with a fat chick early in the night and a hot one later. hehehe



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Aug 18,2004 5:17pm
shaved is good, but how 'bout shaved with a little design in it?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 5:25pm
MyDeadDoll said:
shaved is good, but how 'bout shaved with a little design in it?


that's what i have now!



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Aug 18,2004 5:27pm
what design??? i'll tell you mine!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 18,2004 6:14pm
shaved with a little design on it rules. i want my girl to shave a design in. a small amount of hair isn't bad.



toggletoggle post by headexplosion at Aug 18,2004 8:23pm
Yeah - because they have to.



toggletoggle post by intricateprocess   at Aug 18,2004 10:03pm
shave little lines into it MC HAMMER STYLE



toggletoggle post by AASSUUCCKK at Aug 18,2004 10:26pm
gice the "vanilla ice's eyebrow"



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 18,2004 10:27pm
that girl is poooooooisooooooooooooooon



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Aug 18,2004 11:22pm
i dont what i typed for the first word of my last post



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 18,2004 11:30pm
I gice'd once



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Aug 18,2004 11:53pm
i made up a word unintentionally. my parents will be so proud



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 19,2004 12:59am
the_reverend said:
that girl is poooooooisooooooooooooooon


i hope that was not an attempt at a vanilla ice reference because that song was bell biv devoe.....predecesor to boys II men



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 19,2004 1:11am
it was a bell biv devoe quote



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 19,2004 1:21am
well then that just came out of left field.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 19,2004 1:28am
some one needs a cup of pimonade



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Aug 19,2004 2:16am
whos #1 in the charts?

bell biv devoe.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Aug 19,2004 2:53am
fat chicks are afraid they'll never get laid again so they go all out



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Aug 19,2004 3:44am
so what's up with all the sex talk today?? did we all wake up horny??



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 19,2004 5:12am edited Aug 19,2004 5:12am
well, yes.
but some of us didn't walke up at all.
and that's the sadest thing ever.
thanks, now I need to go cry.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Aug 19,2004 12:54pm
i wake up horny everyday



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Aug 19,2004 1:02pm
Me too. I spank off almost every night.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Aug 19,2004 1:03pm
once when i wake up, once before i go to bed, i'm on a schedule.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 19,2004 1:04pm
you got to clean them pipes.
I mean... you don't want to go out with a loaded weapon do you?



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Aug 19,2004 1:05pm
he speaks the troof



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 19,2004 1:10pm
You guys don't get laid enough.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Aug 19,2004 1:25pm
he also speaks the troof



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 19,2004 1:29pm
Thats ok though....they have 1-900 numbers for that sort of thing...you could get head from a fat and a skinny chick at the same time



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 19,2004 1:31pm
but it would really be a dude, dude



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 19,2004 1:33pm
in college i worked for one of those "hotline numbers" for a bit...

and nope, the girls are not all male, fat and ugly

lmao



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 19,2004 1:33pm
Yeah but you'd never know.....wait thats sick...sorry.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 19,2004 1:35pm
it's true..you never know...and it's a sleazy operation...you have to make guys stay on the phone and spend $$$$

i couldn't do it
my heart is too big



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 19,2004 1:37pm
I don't really need to to be honest...but it sounds like some people on this poll could use it.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 19,2004 1:38pm
what poll?



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 19,2004 1:40pm
OK the discussion thats going on...true its not a poll....I gotta be more careful.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 19,2004 1:42pm
ok i'm just confused, sorry



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 19,2004 1:44pm
Nah thats cool....I'm a confusing person. But yes in the Phoenix theres a whole buncha numbers that are effective..........for those of you looking for that "special someone"



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 19,2004 1:46pm
i could go on about that "hotline" numbers thingy...but i'll take your advice and stop right there!



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 19,2004 1:52pm
HAHA!!! Good call



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Aug 19,2004 2:03pm
FUPA!



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 19,2004 2:06pm
FUPA????Hmmmmmmm....dunno that one.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Aug 19,2004 2:14pm
Fat Upper Pussy Area

if they have uber bush than its called Fupa McD

if it's a ridiculously large fupa with uber bush it's a Fupa McDonis

yes my friends and i are bored a lot



toggletoggle post by Korpse-l- at Aug 19,2004 2:27pm
fupa! that's the best thing i ever heard. i'm sold! i'll be using that word alot. (i mean... i hope i don't have to use it at all but... you know what i mean)



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Aug 19,2004 2:31pm
i actually had the best head of my life from a fat chick



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Aug 19,2004 3:03pm edited Aug 19,2004 3:05pm
Lincoln said:
Nah thats cool....I'm a confusing person. But yes in the Phoenix theres a whole buncha numbers that are effective..........for those of you looking for that "special someone"


That section of the Phoenix is evil. Combine it with alcohol, cocaine, and a royalty check and you've got a lethal combination. One night several years ago me and a friend were getting loaded at his apartment. I had a bunch of money burning a hole in my pocket so we figured we'd be better off trying out one of those escort services than making the effort of going to a bar and trying to pick up chicks. We got two whores to come over and blow us. What a fucking waste of money that was. One of the chicks was white, probably in her mid-40's, and she had that total junkie whore look. The other one was younger but she was some kind of dot-head. They didn't even pretend like they were into it. They kept looking at their watches every ten seconds. I took the white one. As soon as I came she yelled out "Bingo!" so the other one could hear her from the other room and hurry up and finish. They got dressed and took off in 5 seconds flat. I don't remember how much it cost but it was ridiculous. And everything was extra. There was the flat rate for them to take off their tops and blow us. It was extra for them to get completely nude. It was extra to touch their titties. I learned the hard way that getting a hooker is totally stupid. Thank god I'm married now and my wife is super hot. When I get fucked up and horny all I have to do now is ask.



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Aug 19,2004 3:27pm
Damn man sounds like a bad experience...see I'venever done that but I know some who have. They got varied results......I've heard some were hot...some were very much not. I guess it all depends on how much your willing to spend. Yes I too have a super hot girlfriend so no worries here either.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Feb 21,2005 9:51am
fat girls need love too.



toggletoggle post by pisscup at Feb 21,2005 9:57am
the_reverend said:
there's a line in a tom robbins book spoken by a 300lb black girl
"show me a wife that doesn't give head and I'll show you a husband I can steal"


thank you for quoting Tom Robbins. I thought I was alone.




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