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returntothepit >> discuss >> Please argue about how awesome your anus is HERE>> by Hoser on Aug 16,2004 5:00pm
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toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 16,2004 5:00pm
My anus is the best in the world!! You're all jealous of my insanely beautiful anal cavity and that's that!!
Let's just check my anus out:

1.) No poop smears or stains
2.) Very silky to the touch
3.) Doesn't look like it was mutilated by a weed whacker.
4.) Soft and supple

No way that any of you fucking RTTP retards can top that. Hell, my anus used to hang out with John Travolta and Shelly Long's anuses.

My fucking anus is awesome...ya whatever...stupid kids.



toggletoggle post by Jellyfish at Aug 16,2004 5:04pm
you may have the nice anus, but i have the jugernaut dick. I win.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Aug 16,2004 5:04pm
1.) No poop smears or stains
cuz u use 3/4 of a roll of t.p., per poo deposit !!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 16,2004 5:06pm
Hey FUCK YOU AND ALL OF THE RTTP FAGS THAT DON'T USE TONS AND TONS OF TP!!!!!

How do you know if it was a good shit if the toilet doesn't choke and puke the whole mess back up?!?!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Aug 16,2004 5:13pm
you buy alot of drano, dont you?



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Aug 16,2004 5:24pm
i have barbarian ass



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Aug 16,2004 5:30pm
my shit ruins porcelain



toggletoggle post by Jellyfish at Aug 16,2004 5:31pm
my shit ruins bitches.



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Aug 16,2004 5:34pm
my bitches ruin my shits



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 16,2004 7:26pm
My fucking anus is seriously incredible. I just shit them hotdogs that we ate after the show.....

AWWWWWWWWWesome!!!!

Get a whiff of this...I just "THRASHED" my toilet!!1



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 16,2004 7:29pm edited Aug 16,2004 7:59pm
this thread was better when carina posted it



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 16,2004 7:37pm
i win




toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 16,2004 7:37pm



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 16,2004 7:41pm



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 16,2004 7:55pm
bastards!!!! Don't you try to foil my post!!!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 16,2004 7:59pm
I tried to foil carina's balloon knot, but it's unfoiliable!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 16,2004 8:18pm



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 16,2004 8:19pm
hahahahahahahaha....I think that I banged that chick on the right.....that pic was taken at UNH. Her name is Alyssa I believe...



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Aug 16,2004 8:29pm
u mean the guy on the left.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 16,2004 8:55pm edited Aug 16,2004 8:55pm
No, I mean that guy right there...you know the one named, "Shut the fuckity fuck up before I shit all over your bathroom the next time I come over." Ya you know that guy...

Now zip it...ya that's right...thought so.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Aug 16,2004 8:59pm
hahahaha no I meant the guy in the picture....u already shit on my bathroom.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Aug 16,2004 11:50pm
my anus is so great that nike is making a shoe called "air ben's anus"



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Aug 17,2004 12:27am
1. of course Succubus' anus thread was better because everyone wants to finger her anus

2. fuck toilet paper, moist wipes are the shizat!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Jellyfish at Aug 17,2004 12:58am
moist wipes are retarded, tin foil all the way.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Aug 17,2004 11:03am
SANDPAPER



toggletoggle post by christraper at Aug 17,2004 11:06am edited Aug 17,2004 12:28pm
I can open beer bottles with my asshole



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Aug 17,2004 1:41pm
My butt hole is harry. But muh deek rooinz deh poosieiz!!!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 17,2004 2:17pm
i still win =)



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