Was just reading the thread below and made me curious what some of the lurkers here have for trashy stories.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6pwj4d/what_is_the_trashiest_thing_youve_ever_witnessed/

hm..

While I was taking a Greyhound from Mass to NC, a very pregnant 16ish-year-old/no-shit-maybe-down-syndrome girl, with another baby in a carriage, got kicked off the bus in Memphis for trying to sell blowjobs.

hahaha i'm now reading some of the reddit stories, there are at least 2 other greyhound stories in there

at first I was like "wait, is he copying + pasting?"

greyhound man.... some dirty dogs on there, so I hear.

Trashiest thing I've ever seen was when 5 people showed up at the RPM festival and everyone saw each others dicks

This forum

ugh... Why didn't I go?

unrelated to this thread but this guys post history is full of gems:

https://www.reddit.com/user/DeltaAir

bennyhillifier

holy shit yes good find.

"I've alway thought that people masterbated into their socks so they could put them back onto their feet when they were done like having some cool cool lotion rubbed on your feet. Maybe this wasn't that common but when I was real tired and my feet were sore I would knock on my brothers door and ask him to jerk off in my socks, then I would jerk off into the same sock using his semen as lube and I would have extra semen in my socks and it was comfy as hell. I miss thoose days I dont have close freinds or anyone to help me make semen socks anymoore."

WAIT HOLY FUCKING EXTRA SHIT

bennyhillifier

bennyhillifier

hahahahahaha wat^

IT'S REALLY HIM THIS NEEDS ITS OWN THREAD

That there is castledoomerown, he used to post here/come to shows with toilet paper in his ears, I've been wondering where he disappeared to for years now.

IT'S A CELEBRATION, BITCHES