Had a long weekend due to the 4th so in anticipation of doing zero tomorrow besides drinking beer and grilling, I adjusted the azimuth/elevation on my satellite dish, repaired the stereo in my truck, fixed an auger jam and the connection to the hotrod in my pellet grill, and did a couple hours of magnet fishing.

Anyone have an extended long weekend and do some good stuff/planning on doing anything good tomorrow?

7/3 worked today. no kid since 10am. Saw my mom at lunch at the beach.
RTTP tonight... might start an hour early...

tomorrow, idk. nothing probably unless I scissor or something.

Cleaning the house with my judgmental mother-in-law, keeping a very pregnant wife happy, playing with 5 dogs (including a 15 yr old chihuahua who is blind, deaf, prob has skin cancer, and wants to play with the big dogs but would die from getting trampled).

Man.... that sucks.

Hi again =) just going to be rubbing my big boobs in everyones faces during the fireworks =)

feces?

Drinking beer. Got the Celtic frost reissues at newbury comics for $9.00. Watched some of the Civil War doc on Netflix. Hail America.

Twilight Zone marathon, lots of kind bud, and beer.

1:48 I'm inebriated. Good time.

Dammit I am getting there myself

no kid so I went to the dog park, logged into work and did some work.

still inebriated. whooped the old lady in trivial pursuit before the baseball game came on.

The fuck dude, you trying to confuse Jackie Chan?

I ate 20,000 calories worth of unnamed meat products that I deep fried in pure pig lard and then chargrilled to purrfection.

Then I drank 20 and 17 beers in honer of the 2017 years that our great nation has been in existance. REAL American beer Budweiser not the hipster crap you bunch of commies drink.

Than I blew off a couple fingers with my homemade fireworks. Nothing too serious that I couldn't fix with stitches. Obama or some other pinkos called a wambulance but I told those fucking libral scum where they could stick there fucking healthcare. Right up there ass so far that it would go back to Canada or Kenya or wearever else all those Markcist Muslems are imbreeding these days.

Budweiser is European now. Enjoy.

I have not deicided what I am going to doing to july 4th day this year, still got some times ahead.

see also: Erect flacid penis

Budweiser is as American as Trump and BMW you Nazi scum