I HAVE FOUND A CURE FOR HICCUPS!!!!
Most of you probably know my girlfriend Genevieve (or "Peaches the shot girl" if you know her from the Bombshelter.)
Anyway...she had a MASSIVE case of NASTY HICCUPS tonight after drinking multiple Margaritas; so I "Hoser" of RTTP concocted what seemed to be the most disgusting cure ever thought of....and it fucking worked INSTANTLY....I am not shitting you...her HICCUPS stopped INSTANTLY!!
I will share my recipe:
-In a small bourbon glass mix well:
-2 slices of fresh lemon...squeezed VERY WELL...toss the rinds in the trash.
-2
tablespoons of white vinegar
-2
teaspoons of Almond Extract (make it taste a little better)
-1
tablespoon of sugar
MIX EXTREMELY WELL AND DON'T STOP MIXING UNTIL JUST READY TO DRINK!!! THIS IS IMPORTANT, OR THE SUGAR WILL SETTLE TO THE BOTTOM!!!!
Tell subject with HICCUPS to shoot concoction as fast as they can...speed is of the essence or they may spit it up!!!
VOILA!!!!.....HICCUPS WILL BE GONE INSTANTLY!!!!
IF THIS DOES NOT WORK.....SHOOT YOURSELF BECAUSE THAT'S ABOUT HOW ANNOYED WITH HICCUPS THAT YOU WILL BE IF YOU DON'T TRY THIS!!!! IT REALLY WORKS!!!!
-HOSER
P.S. Go see Hand Choke Neck on August 14th with Shroud of Bereavement, Porphyria, Ocean, Life At Zero, and Valhalla!! At the Bombshelter in Manchester, NH!!
