while i doubt the veracity of some of this story's claims, i have no doubt whatsoever that this part is true:
"...no one had signed up for the After School Satan Club two weeks after it began its operations."
worst promo ever, BTW. "we have nothing to fear but bad art and spiders." who edited this?
"I remain puzzled as to why they use the term Satan other than to be obnoxious...
Bottom line, I would say that I would not feel real good about signing my kids up for After School Satan, even though I don't find their actual philosophy objectionable."