This sudden outpour of political expression has inspired me to take up my own cause.
thats right. SAAC - Satanists Against Alvin and the Chipmunks
We are protesting the atrocity that is Alvin and the Chipmunks. I mean look at them they're supposed to be chipmunks but they talk like people.....BLASPHEMY! I mean just what the hell are they because they're clearly not human. They live in a house with a guy named Dave. He's not married. He doesn't have a girlfriend. I'd say that makes him a homosexual......no!.....worse!......he's a pedophile. He makes Theodore fondle his genitals in the shower. They're always singing about Japanese bananas......thats a code word for Communisim! And that line about "I just want a hoolahoop" yeah, right buddy like I don't know what THAT means.
So come join our protest. SAAC sponsored by SMAC, and possibly CAC. We'll have refreshments, and plenty of pamphlets on proper masterbation techniques. SEE YOU AT THE RALLY
