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Sunn O))) called, they want their typeface gimmick back |
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fuckin' idiots don't even know how to properly use the syntax in a UNC path |
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And their evolution into a fourth-rate Sannhet is now complete.
I wish them all the best in their mediocrity. You earned it, boys! |
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Can Bob Loblaw's Law Blog get on this? |
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This is as good a time as any to remind the world that Chris from \\\Fatdickkissar absolutely never listened to black metal until this band. I know the manager that hired him as seasonal help at Newbury Comics in New Hampshire back in the day and have it on good authority that he wore American Eagle shirts and listened to pop punk into his 20's. |
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| This is as good a time as any to remind the world that Chris from \\\Fatdickkissar absolutely never listened to black metal until this band. I know the manager that hired him as seasonal help at Newbury Comics in New Hampshire back in the day and have it on good authority that he wore American Eagle shirts and listened to pop punk into his 20's. |
Classic "I'm a dilettante hipster, so clearly I can just roll up on a genre that's decades old and do it better than anybody even if the entirety of my research consisted of getting through the first third of Lords of Chaos" me. |
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Don't pay any attention to Mike. He's just trying to make himself relevant. All he cares about is himself anyway. |
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I like vattnet viskar sorta but even I have to say this is stupid |
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One of the top five New England black metal bands but Astronoid is even better. |
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| One of the top five New England black metal bands but Astronoid is even better. |
Stop calling them black metal. They aren't. |
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| One of the top five New England black metal bands but Astronoid is even better. |
"I am aware of five New England black metal bands, and https://Vattnet is one of them" |
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Hey narrow minded haters may be jealous of their success but they're still black metal and still amongst the very best.
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Hey narrow minded haters may be jealous of their success but they're still black metal and still amongst the very best.
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Hey narrow minded haters may be jealous of their success but they're still black metal and still amongst the very best.
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"haters" translates to "I have been judged, and was found wanting," 110% of the time, every time. |
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| Astronoid is even better. |
FUCK, just listened to Astronoid.
Sounds like Saves the Day and Dragonforce joined hands and had a stillbirth. Music for people to weak to kill themselves. Awful. |
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| Astronoid is even better. |
FUCK, just listened to Astronoid.
Sounds like Saves the Day and Dragonforce joined hands and had a stillbirth. Music for people to weak to kill themselves. Awful. |
Top three black metal bands in New England |
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And hey people hate VV but it's just because they play in shitty second rate tr00 kvlt bands because they're cowards who hide behind that style because they know they're talentless.
True talent like VV and Astronoid will always rise to the top, and you haters will always be bottom dwellers. Truth hurts boys. |
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What success ? They're the biggest joke in New England & unknown everywhere else. Don't try to follow this up with 'they tour constantly'. Sure, they certainly do but they've bouht on every fucking one of them & where has it gotten them-fucking nowhere. |
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I'm sure whichever of those 2 bands Peace_Rafi is in, he contributes a lot (of money mostly). We understand his passion to be in a bottom shelf band paying top shelf money to open for bands that blow his band off the stage night after night.
RTTP is here for you.
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I went to they're show one time. Superman looked looked like a Christmas tree  |
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Peace Rafi = Bernie Sanders fellator. |
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Success in music is measured by how well your paid publicist and booking manager can suck industry dick. |
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| What success ? They're the biggest joke in New England & unknown everywhere else. Don't try to follow this up with 'they tour constantly'. Sure, they certainly do but they've bouht on every fucking one of them & where has it gotten them-fucking nowhere. |
A lot further than any of the other supposed tr00 kvlt black metal bands that troll this site and are extremely jealous and take their own going nowhere as some self congratulatory form of success in the underground.
Every post in this thread just further proves my point. |
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| Success in music is measured by how well your paid publicist and booking manager can suck industry dick. |
Yeah it's amazing how actually being in a good band leads to things like getting signed to a good label which then opens doors to things like good tours and exposure.
Which is why you're all so jealous that your second rate Darkthrone clones will never cut the mustard. You'll never get to sit at the grown ups table and will forever be begging for scraps with all the other dogs pigs and sheep. |
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| One of the top five New England black metal bands but Astronoid is even better. |
troll toll. Plz delit |
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...or look faggy enough to compete with Justin Bieber and Deafheaven with the tween market. |
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So is this Chris or one of his minions ? adorable you keep referencing 'Darkthrone' & 'troo kvlt' , the ONLY things you've ever retained from your Millenial tourist exscursion into Black Metal.
Got news for you,your shit band & the 4 idiots who sincerely like you- Nobody likes you, respects you or takes you seriously,regardless of whatever style of metal they align themselves to. Your band is as phony as a 3 dollar bill & about as 'troo' as a whore at The Model flirting with you to get a key bump. |
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| Every post in this thread just further proves my point. |
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You should just give up on making music if even Wren thinks you suck. |
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Life has a 100% FAILURE RATE. get over it. |
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Look at all the butthurt bottomfeeders come out to defend their shallow egos because they can't handle the fact that their Varg worshipping abortion of a band will never measure up
Your jealousy is tasty |
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To be fair we also thought it was really gay when CNV changed their name to NORTHERN |
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\\\Agua take up space better used by Falls of Rauros or Obsidian Tongue. Original New England bands who earned their place. They don't buy their way onto shows, they respect their fans, and they actually draw! |
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| I went to they're show one time. Superman looked looked like a Christmas tree |
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| \\\Agua take up space better used by Falls of Rauros or Obsidian Tongue. Original New England bands who earned their place. They don't buy their way onto shows, they respect their fans, and they actually draw! |
i enjoy everything on bindrune recordings. takes much more effort to get FoR/OT on a bill as well by comparison.... |
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It's cute how everyone supports all the bands on No One Has Ever Heard Of Us Records. It really is because those talentless bands deserve a home too.
It's also cute how these same bands anonymously bash other more established bands who do have talent and manage to get on a real label. It shows their true colors and their true cowardice. It's cute.
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^ Either make something happen with this troll or move it along. |
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| ^ Either make something happen with this troll or move it along. |
When the truth butthurts too much just call the truthsayer a troll. That's very cute. |
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cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute |
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If this isn't a troll, this kid is the poster child for faggets everywhere. |
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Its just Mikey messing around. You can tell by the "language" he uses. |
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MFW this thread will be the most enduring legacy that ¯\_(vattnet)_/¯ leaves behind
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Only reason why bands get signed or exposure these days is brown nosing like it's their job so if you can say you never whored your band off or guilty of kissing ass I'd just shut the fuck up and accept that you even though you have exposure and are signed you basically have no credibility as an artist/musician because if you're "so good" you wouldn't be on here defending yourself and would have never done any of those things which im sure you have like every other awful band out there. |
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And for the record vatnett and astronoid are terrible, if deafheaven was never signed to death wish you would still be playing pop punk. |
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| Life has a 100% FAILURE RATE. get over it. |
True. |
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| \\\Vattnet has a 100% FAGGET RATE. get over it. |
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i know a few people like this. they invade your scene with their johnny come lately trendy "post" black metal and then a couple years later get really into electronic music and noise. after that they only go to art shows and fucking throw out all their emperor tshirts. couple years after that they are editing cycling blogs and welcoming their first child. and baby dont listen to black metal. |
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| And for the record vatnett and astronoid are terrible, if deafheaven was never signed to death wish you would still be playing pop punk. |
Better than 99.9% of the bands that post on here
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ITT: Alot of shit talking and nooooo backup. Just
all shit talking.
Now go home and get your shinebox! |
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| And for the record vatnett and astronoid are terrible, if deafheaven was never signed to death wish you would still be playing pop punk. |
Better than 99.9% of the bands that post on here
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There's only one truth on here and I agree with that statement, vatnett and astronoid are lumped in that group too hijacker. |
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Both top five New England black metal bands. All your bands will never make any such list and trashing bands that actually have talent and success isn't going to make you seem like you're talented or successful. It just makes you a sore butthurt loser. |
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If Vatnett were Muslims you'd all love them. Shame how this country can be so hypocritical. |
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@Peace Rafi Since when did music, especially metal have anything to do with being "successful" and "going places"? Sure that's great and all but that's not what playing metal should be about and it is too easy to call bands like that fake ass nigs. You should be playing heavier music as a creative outlet and because you like the music whatever you are playing, not to just be "successful" and "make it". Such a fake reason for playing music but obviously having people respect the music you write always feels good. If you look at their logo and new name, it is faggot. The end. |
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| @Peace Rafi Since when did music, especially metal have anything to do with being "successful" and "going places"? Sure that's great and all but that's not what playing metal should be about and it is too easy to call bands like that fake ass nigs. You should be playing heavier music as a creative outlet and because you like the music whatever you are playing, not to just be "successful" and "make it". Such a fake reason for playing music but obviously having people respect the music you write always feels good. If you look at their logo and new name, it is faggot. The end. |
Sure. It becomes about success when those who don't have any get all butthurt about bands that do have some level of success.
Thus the existence of threads like this. The End. |
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| @Peace Rafi Since when did music, especially metal have anything to do with being "successful" and "going places"? Sure that's great and all but that's not what playing metal should be about and it is too easy to call bands like that fake ass nigs. You should be playing heavier music as a creative outlet and because you like the music whatever you are playing, not to just be "successful" and "make it". Such a fake reason for playing music but obviously having people respect the music you write always feels good. If you look at their logo and new name, it is faggot. The end. |
Sure. It becomes about success when those who don't have any get all butthurt about bands that do have some level of success.
Thus the existence of threads like this. The End. |
except not The End, 'cause we're gonna keep talking tons of shit about the band your parents wasted their retirements funding. |
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except not The End, 'cause we're gonna keep talking tons of shit about the band your parents wasted their retirements funding. |
Exactly. Thank you for once again proving my point. |
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Exactly. Thank you for once again proving my point. |
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That's exactly how this whole scene works. It works by having the have-nots getting all butthurt and jealous constantly. |
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this troll is getting lame. same shit over and over. jog on. |
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| If Vatnett were Muslims you'd all love them. Shame how this country can be so hypocritical. |
And some of you guys wonder why you get accused of making posts that make no sense. |
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>> "successful band"
>> owes CM a shitton of money, publicity bought and almost paid for, nothing better to do than anonymously defend his band on RTTP
rrrriiiiiiiiiight |
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| If Vatnett were Muslims you'd all love them. Shame how this country can be so hypocritical. |
And some of you guys wonder why you get accused of making posts that make no sense. |
Except that wasn't me. Somebody's trolling my troll. |
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Let's be honest here. You don't like them cause they have a fat guy in their band. That's what it is right? |
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Turn your back to the audience and play a chord for two minutes about it |
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>> "successful band"
>> owes CM a shitton of money, publicity bought and almost paid for, nothing better to do than anonymously defend his band on RTTP
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I'm pretty sure the Vatnett super fan ITT is just Aril. But the best thing about that band has always been their willingness to drop what they're doing and throw a tantrum on social media when their terrible band goes unappreciated. Ya know... like successful bands tend to do. |
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| If Vatnett were Muslims you'd all love them. Shame how this country can be so hypocritical. |
And some of you guys wonder why you get accused of making posts that make no sense. |
Except that wasn't me. Somebody's trolling my troll. |
You didn't post the thing you posted? Glad we're back to making sense. |
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^ That sums this band up. |
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anyone wanna hear a good joke?
the production quality of their latest album. |
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| If Vatnett were Muslims you'd all love them. Shame how this country can be so hypocritical. |
And some of you guys wonder why you get accused of making posts that make no sense. |
Except that wasn't me. Somebody's trolling my troll. |
You didn't post the thing you posted? Glad we're back to making sense. |
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I'm pretty sure the Vatnett super fan ITT is just Aril. . |
You called it. Both these bands are terrible. My praise of Astronoid should have given it away since nothing that they play even remotely resembles black metal. |
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Not me, Mike. Wouldn't waste my time. |
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| I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt. |
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Mets-throw Sexsuals! Finger your choclate vajeen inm the glow of your foot activated K-MART light show! Is has did your mullet grow outs ?! Every scarf you showcase is won less layer of warmsth towards a Bedouin child of Allah. You sodomizers of Belgians who curate fests. |
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I liked them better when they were called Thursday |
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I thought they changed their name to "Northern"..? |
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It's official - black metal was just a costume to purchase and then hang up in the closet, after all. |
 
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