You know your Fest is well defended when you have Wren and Carmine defending. That's like putting your bench warmers in with the game on the line.
post by Robb Wells/StillWellAngel at Jun 22,2015 2:19pm
LOL! We were never contacted about this event. Unfortunitliy we will be on the road rockin' hard for the 'NO HALO' TOUR and would not be in the area or available. If RPM wants to send links to our band page we WILL support & share the METAL!
this was discussed already. your example picture was from early in the day during one of the first bands. as the day went on it filled up and there are numerous reports of good times.
bein a negative nancy about it.
post by thats unpossible at Jun 22,2015 3:25pm
refer to the thread below in which you posted the same wonderful photo shop and were explained the same thing.
None of you are obligated to go to the fest. So what's the problem?
post by Robb Wells/StillWellAngel at Jun 22,2015 5:52pm
Speaking on record & officially for myself & my dysfunctional Khaos Family...... We hate Jewz, Fundergrounderz, Tim Riley & cuckolded nigger-loving junkie wives of Jewz. YOU SHOULD ALL BE BUNDLED URRRRRP AND PURRRRT IN CAMPZ
I forgot. The "sun" was keeping everyone from showing up to an all day outdoor fest. Maybe if the promoter can land metal cornerstones Charles Schwab again as a sponsor they can afford a couple dozen of these to keep attendance at peak levels.
Enjoy your show everyone.
post by thats unpossible at Jun 23,2015 10:23am
you're just being a dick for the sake of being a dick. enjoy being loathesome bottom feeder while the rest of party.
post by thats unpossible at Jun 23,2015 10:24am
*of us party
post by Walmart Security at Jun 23,2015 10:50am
So you're going to this fest to party AND watch shitty bands. Cool beans.
post by The Voice Of Reason at Jun 23,2015 11:42am
Everyone's had their fun, what does it really to you who attends, let them promote their show, and wish them the best so our metal communit..............wait a sec, who the fuck am I kidding, this show blows! ahahahahaha.
post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF FREE PROMOTION at Jun 23,2015 11:49am
Keep up the good work, you bunch of haters! You must feel so great about yourselves, sitting at home in your mom's basement eating Cheetos, getting more corpulent than you already are, and complaining about a metal fest as if someone's holding a gun to your head to go.
post by Some guy eating cheetos in mom's basement at Jun 23,2015 12:32pm
Nobody is talking about how they're forced to go.
I love how when someone makes a comment or thread on something that isn't in a positive light, people say stupid shit like "no one is forcing you to go. " no fucking shit buddy, I don't want to go because it SUCKS and I'd a mixed fest put on by TRYHARDS. Go to the fest in Providence instead.
post by thats unpossible at Jun 23,2015 12:36pm
Some%20guy%20eating%20cheetos%20in%20mom‘s%20basement said
Nobody is talking about how they're forced to go.
I love how when someone makes a comment or thread on something that isn't in a positive light, people say stupid shit like "no one is forcing you to go. " no fucking shit buddy, I don't want to go because it SUCKS and I'd a mixed fest put on by TRYHARDS. Go to the fest in Providence instead.
the problem is that the fest is being slandered for no reason other than satisfying troll egos. there are two questions only that matter here:
1) Did you go to the show last year?
2) Do you plan to go this year?
If you answered "No" to these then your opinion is completely irrelevent.
post by thats unpossible troll is butthurt at Jun 23,2015 1:32pm
The same person, saying the same thing, over and over again, under different anonymous names, calling other people losers wasting their time. Meanwhile someone else commits RTTP logic fallacy #1 thinking that strangers chiming in to make jokes about your joke fest for human jokes is "free promotion."
I don't know why anyone thinks RTTP has ever changed.
post by a jealous girl with huge tits at Jun 24,2015 12:50pm
Omg!! Tim Riley has lost way too much weight!! He's so not attractive anymore! :(
post by a jealous girl with huge tits at Aug 18,2015 11:23am
Hey does anyone have a tent I can stay in? I'll make it worth your while! ;)
post by NH Brufaggotry at Aug 18,2015 11:57am
Stay in my tent! Don't sleep with Duncan because be stole my $18!
Hey fuck you buddy. This is the best fest in new england.
True.
But shutup fagget anyway!
post by WUTT UP FAGGET at Aug 28,2015 4:17pm
post by No One Is Coming Fest at Aug 29,2015 6:58pm
Hey guys, what's that big empty space between the stage and the sound board?
I THINK IT'S YOUR FEST.
post by Photosensitive Fagget at Aug 29,2015 7:00pm
I was there with 500 of my friends we were hiding because THE SUN IS BRIGHT but we were definitely there and this fest is not of for and by faggots at all.
post by RTTPADMIN_4Real at Aug 29,2015 7:04pm
Due to lack of attendance at this fest this thread is planned for deletion under RTTP Relevancy Standards.
post by NH Brufaggotry at Aug 29,2015 7:06pm
Duncan is hiding from me in the woods! He has my $18 and he's running from me!
post by NH Brufaggotry at Aug 29,2015 7:10pm
Get back here you fucking idiot!
post by No One Is Coming Fest at Aug 29,2015 9:35pm
What's that giant patch of dead grass surrounding the 20 people by the stage?
I think it's your faggot fest still.
Props to Motley Crue cape fagget on the far left. Has the dignity to stand there and stare at an empty patch of wilderness rather than watch the band. Respect.
post by Kraazey Kätey's Roseart Markers at Aug 29,2015 9:59pm
Hey guys,sorry we couldn't draw more than 20 tickets for this year's fest before we ran out of ink. But it looks like you're in luck and won't be needing 20 tickets after all.
Duncan is hiding from me in the woods! He has my $18 and he's running from me!
shutup fagget
post by RTTPADMIN_4Real at Aug 30,2015 3:36am
This thread has been moved to the Marked for Deletion forum due to lack of relevancy. If you would like to discuss the RPM Festival please do so on this thread's Talk Page.
Ya know... I can't tell anyone they didn't have fun at this show. That's not how the world works. I have friends who actually played this bullshit, and I hope they had a great time. But I'll never not love watching things like this fail. It's the brainchild of a bunch of Motherboy dingleberries that grew up going to Mayhem Fest once a year and think that they're part of the underground and want to do Waynestock cosplay. I couldn't have any respect for it if I wanted to.
post by xmikex at Aug 30,2015 4:28pm edited Aug 30,2015 4:29pm
And yes, the Motley Crue cape guy is without a doubt the only respectable thing going on here. Hold the throne, dude. Fuck bands get capes.
post by the truth about trolls at Aug 30,2015 8:13pm
Keep up the good work, you bunch of haters! You must feel so great about yourselves, sitting at home in your mom's basement eating Cheetos, getting more corpulent than you already are, and complaining about a metal fest as if someone's holding a gun to your head to go.
Haven't you figured out that most of the trolls here almost never go to shows? They're nerds.
If we're basing that assumption off RPM Fest's attendance then that's a whoooole lot of trolls.
post by Nerds at Aug 31,2015 6:41am
People who didn't go to RPM Fest=Nerds
Guys who wear capes, Carmine and Ghastly Gregory Gallagher=Robert Redford
Makes sense
post by Cape Wearing Man at Aug 31,2015 6:57am
Hey stop the violent comments against capes. Heroes wear capes. Shut up faggite.
post by The reality of it at Aug 31,2015 8:15am
The reality of it is that this fest was a massive success again and everyone had fun. You guys are bashing it for no reason at all. You didn't go. So shut the fuck up and let rest. This is better than everything else going on last weekend and if you disagree then you are the fool.
post by ParahSalin at Aug 31,2015 8:44am
Yeah, it was a great time. There were plenty of people, it was well organized and well run. It's a free show where you can bring your own beer, party, and camp. What's not to like? I'll definitely go next year, because I actually like having a good time.
post by The reality of it at Aug 31,2015 9:42am
And not to mention Vector was fucking awesome. Anyone that missed them isn't a real fan of metal because they were the best band I've seen since
post by The reality of it at Aug 31,2015 9:43am
Fen at the first winters coming fest. And if you think your too cool for that then shut the fuck up
Ya know... I can't tell anyone they didn't have fun at this show. That's not how the world works. I have friends who actually played this bullshit, and I hope they had a great time. But I'll never not love watching things like this fail. It's the brainchild of a bunch of Motherboy dingleberries that grew up going to Mayhem Fest once a year and think that they're part of the underground and want to do Waynestock cosplay. I couldn't have any respect for it if I wanted to.
This was an awesome time.
The fact that you shit all over something like this is amusing to me because you are basing it all on a bunch of pictures rather than any personal experience. Thats on par with giving a full movie review based on the poster you saw on the wall.
What this "failed"show did have was great sound from killer bands, good vibes, keg stands on stage and in the crowd, vendors with cheap delicious food, a chill dog that played whiffle ball and a fuck load of other fun stuff that was worth drive.
Now, why exactly is that considered bullshit? Because the same amount of crowd attendence(or less) were not crammed into a small dingy club in Allston and paid $7 at the door to get in? There were easily 200-300 people at this show over the course of the weekend they all got to share their music with new fans and have a good time doing it. It just baffling to me that in this day in age, with all the pay to play and garbage promotors with rip off clubs that you consider THAT to be a failure.
That's my two cents.
post by A Small Dingy Basement in Allston at Aug 31,2015 11:14am
You could get the same attendance for 30 terrible townie bands standing around in a clearing for an entire weekend. Or you could get the same attendance for 4 mediocre-decent bands 2 of which are touring in me and only have to make a 2 hour time commitment.
post by xmikex at Aug 31,2015 11:33am edited Aug 31,2015 11:34am
The fact that you shit all over something like this is amusing to me
Me too.
a bunch of pictures rather than any personal experience.
You get how pictures work, right?
Thats on par with giving a full movie review based on the poster you saw on the wall.
A poster that gives me the entire plot of the movie and and every scene is a bunch of dorks standing in an empty dirt field watching terrible bands. Yes.
I'm sorry I missed the wiffle ball dog but if you guys wanted this judged as a rad BBQ then book a rad BBQ. Don't book a pool party and tell me it's a metal show and get mad when people point out what a shitty metal show your pool party is.
post by A Small Dingy Basement in Allston at Aug 31,2015 11:38am
We also have dogs and they wear bandanas like really cool guys. Allston Basement Dogs are more chill than Western Mass Wiffle Ball Dogs, it's a fact.
The fact that you shit all over something like this is amusing to me
Me too.
a bunch of pictures rather than any personal experience.
You get how pictures work, right?
Thats on par with giving a full movie review based on the poster you saw on the wall.
A poster that gives me the entire plot of the movie and and every scene is a bunch of dorks standing in an empty dirt field watching terrible bands. Yes.
I'm sorry I missed the wiffle ball dog but if you guys wanted this judged as a rad BBQ then book a rad BBQ. Don't book a pool party and tell me it's a metal show and get mad when people point out what a shitty metal show your pool party is.
If you had went, you would have known there was no pool. But that would have been fun too.
Silly me. Going to this and having a fucking awesome time instead of sitting at home and bitching about something on the internet that has no effect on me whatsoever. I really missed out.
Silly me. Going to this and having a fucking awesome time instead of sitting at home and bitching about something on the internet that has no effect on me whatsoever. I really missed out.
I'm glad you see it my way.
post by The reality of it at Aug 31,2015 12:09pm
Seriously do these guys just sit here all day and try to find something to make fun of? How many of these fests are going on around here? And they were all professionally video taped. And if you don't like keg stands then the jokes on you.
The fact that you shit all over something like this is amusing to me
Me too.
a bunch of pictures rather than any personal experience.
You get how pictures work, right?
Thats on par with giving a full movie review based on the poster you saw on the wall.
A poster that gives me the entire plot of the movie and and every scene is a bunch of dorks standing in an empty dirt field watching terrible bands. Yes.
I'm sorry I missed the wiffle ball dog but if you guys wanted this judged as a rad BBQ then book a rad BBQ. Don't book a pool party and tell me it's a metal show and get mad when people point out what a shitty metal show your pool party is.
Go mellow out with some heroin, you uptight fagosaurus, and maybe it'll save us from your belching about what constitutes acceptable taxonomic criteria for a metal events..... jesus fucking christ!
The fact that you shit all over something like this is amusing to me
Me too.
a bunch of pictures rather than any personal experience.
You get how pictures work, right?
Thats on par with giving a full movie review based on the poster you saw on the wall.
A poster that gives me the entire plot of the movie and and every scene is a bunch of dorks standing in an empty dirt field watching terrible bands. Yes.
I'm sorry I missed the wiffle ball dog but if you guys wanted this judged as a rad BBQ then book a rad BBQ. Don't book a pool party and tell me it's a metal show and get mad when people point out what a shitty metal show your pool party is.
Go mellow out with some heroin, you uptight fagosaurus, and maybe it'll save us from your belching about what constitutes acceptable taxonomic criteria for a metal events..... jesus fucking christ!
Check out this homo not even realizing what bookended x's mean on a username.
The fact that you shit all over something like this is amusing to me
Me too.
a bunch of pictures rather than any personal experience.
You get how pictures work, right?
Thats on par with giving a full movie review based on the poster you saw on the wall.
A poster that gives me the entire plot of the movie and and every scene is a bunch of dorks standing in an empty dirt field watching terrible bands. Yes.
I'm sorry I missed the wiffle ball dog but if you guys wanted this judged as a rad BBQ then book a rad BBQ. Don't book a pool party and tell me it's a metal show and get mad when people point out what a shitty metal show your pool party is.
Go mellow out with some heroin, you uptight fagosaurus, and maybe it'll save us from your belching about what constitutes acceptable taxonomic criteria for a metal events..... jesus fucking christ!
Check out this homo not even realizing what bookended x's mean on a username.
Bitch you're Miley Cyrus
shutup funderground fagget
post by RTTP Historian at Aug 31,2015 9:28pm
Well its nice to see Tom FIMS is still the same overwhelming faggot he was when he quit RTTP in a huff years ago. Comes out of rttp retirement to defend fucking RPM fest of all things.
post by acronym explainer at Aug 31,2015 9:46pm
Who labeled this a metal fest? RPM stands for rock,punk,metal. Sorry you were misinformed.
post by Funderground Fagget at Aug 31,2015 10:28pm
The fact that you shit all over something like this is amusing to me
Me too.
a bunch of pictures rather than any personal experience.
You get how pictures work, right?
Thats on par with giving a full movie review based on the poster you saw on the wall.
A poster that gives me the entire plot of the movie and and every scene is a bunch of dorks standing in an empty dirt field watching terrible bands. Yes.
I'm sorry I missed the wiffle ball dog but if you guys wanted this judged as a rad BBQ then book a rad BBQ. Don't book a pool party and tell me it's a metal show and get mad when people point out what a shitty metal show your pool party is.
Go mellow out with some heroin, you uptight fagosaurus, and maybe it'll save us from your belching about what constitutes acceptable taxonomic criteria for a metal events..... jesus fucking christ!
Check out this homo not even realizing what bookended x's mean on a username.
Bitch you're Miley Cyrus
shutup funderground fagget
I know my shutup_faggets, and you're no shutup_fagget
post by Camping and Bands and BBQ and Pay to Park at Aug 31,2015 10:30pm
The fact that you shit all over something like this is amusing to me
Me too.
a bunch of pictures rather than any personal experience.
You get how pictures work, right?
Thats on par with giving a full movie review based on the poster you saw on the wall.
A poster that gives me the entire plot of the movie and and every scene is a bunch of dorks standing in an empty dirt field watching terrible bands. Yes.
I'm sorry I missed the wiffle ball dog but if you guys wanted this judged as a rad BBQ then book a rad BBQ. Don't book a pool party and tell me it's a metal show and get mad when people point out what a shitty metal show your pool party is.
Go mellow out with some heroin, you uptight fagosaurus, and maybe it'll save us from your belching about what constitutes acceptable taxonomic criteria for a metal events..... jesus fucking christ!
Check out this homo not even realizing what bookended x's mean on a username.
Bitch you're Miley Cyrus
shutup funderground fagget
I know my shutup_faggets, and you're no shutup_fagget
You ain't got no room to talk, mister.
Now shutup fagget!
post by Camping and Bands and BBQ and Pay to Park at Aug 31,2015 11:21pm
Nah nigga, you phony. OG shutup_fagget is all over making fun of this fest.
Nah nigga, you phony. OG shutup_fagget is all over making fun of this fest.
shutup fagget
post by Based God at Sep 1,2015 5:57am
Check out this homo not even realizing what bookended x's mean on a username.
Bitch you're Miley Cyrus
If you were able to do another millisecond of cerebral heavy lifting, you would've realized that's exactly why I told that uptight douche to try some heroin.
Nice try, but yuo = still teh fag0t!!!!!!111222333
post by a jealous girl with huge tits at Sep 1,2015 9:05am
I can't believe how awesome this fest was!! It was sooooo good! And sorry to whoevers tent that ruined! Mmmmm but it was so good...;)
post by NH Brufaggotry at Sep 1,2015 9:52am
It was great! It certainly made up for Duncan not giving me my $18!
post by NH Brufaggotry at Sep 1,2015 9:53am
Actually it didn't but Duncan didn't get a piece of that did he?
post by Whos the faggot now faggot? at Sep 1,2015 1:39pm
And breathe....
And just let your hips sink down into Vinayasa Poserfagget and we're sinking...
And just visual a big empty field... and Vektor is playing... so there's no one there....
Tom FIMS will tell you that there's 200 people but you know better...
And we're breathing.....
And we're finding our inner fagget......
The calming wave of knowing no one is coming to this shitty show just washes over you...... Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
post by Looks like 200 people to me at Sep 1,2015 1:48pm
20 people + a Yoohoo beachball + tribal backpiece = 200 people
post by anon at Sep 1,2015 1:49pm
there's video of vektor so the attendance question will be crushed then, just like last year when the parrot video showed up.
post by Itchy&Scratchy Writer at Sep 1,2015 1:56pm
Excuse me but King Parrot, Vektor? Aren't there just pointless bands that idiots use to make it sound like they have taste?
Who labeled this a metal fest? RPM stands for low standards,being graded on the Wren curve,metal (where "metal" equals "a couple names and bands that couldn't quite make the pay to play Palladium Sunday 10am matinee grade"). And hamburgers. Sorry you were misinformed.
This was killer, and some people should just stay too"cool" for school, diss things, miss out. Fuck 'em. I didn't see anyone not having a great time. If this ain't metal enough or some nonsense, then it's not for you....
It wasn't for a lot of people. That's why no one came. That's the point fagget.
did you go? no. so shut the fuck up because you are just talking out of your ass to get a rise out of people.
post by xmikex at Sep 5,2015 10:09am edited Sep 5,2015 10:10am
Not being there to not see people not going. I'll never get this argument.
post by FIMS at Sep 5,2015 10:21am
people went and enjoyed themselves. it looked like a smaller crowd because it was a large area that was spread out. if its not your thing, that understandable. but constantly ripping on show that had good intentions and was well planned and equally well executed just makes you sound like another troll - despite logging in and providing your identity. are you this much of an annoying dick in real life? or do you just get a boner from pissing people off on the internet that are trying to do something good with life? you seemed chill the one time i met you at an oasis show i booked so i dont get what deal is here. its really just baffling that you can be this negative towards something that had such positive rammifications.
Yo bruh if u want to incest with this stuputidy i will call you out and beet u down bruh. Look again u fuck hound on Dimbag Daryls butt sax sweat and eat it u piss ant.
post by I see at Sep 7,2015 5:25pm
Why the fuck are you people still talking about this?
post by A person with a brain at Sep 7,2015 7:41pm
Because they all gay and dumb.
post by Robb Wells at Sep 8,2015 6:41am
Hey can Still Well Angel and State of Corrections hop on this next year? We'll buy as many tickets as you need us to buy.
post by RTTP Dept of Nope at Sep 8,2015 5:03pm
nope
this is not a SWA / Dumpster Fire thread
never gonna be one
nope
back on topic naow
thx
post by Robb Wells at Sep 8,2015 6:34pm
No guys I'm serious! Swing off my manscaped nuts troll, I'm just trying to get my (worldwide touring) band a gig!
post by RTTP department of Dumpster Fire is officially o... longname douche says what ... at Sep 9,2015 10:49am
and not even really then.
post by RTTP department of oops at Sep 9,2015 10:50am
"RTTP department of Dumpster Fire is officially only relevent because of SWA"
and not even really then.
post by Robb Wells at Sep 9,2015 12:06pm
Exactly, tell those little cum chumpsters to stop dickriding me for fame!
post by A person with a brain at Aug 23,2018 2:52pm
Bump
post by KINDA WANNA at Aug 23,2018 6:00pm
kinda wanna see acid witch. kinda don't want to do it in summer. if this was held in october, interest would be piqued.
post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF BITCHING AND MOANING at Aug 23,2018 6:40pm
It's so entertaining watching all these internet nobodies making a big deal about a fest they aren't even going to. Like, no one is twisting your arm to go and your opinion won't change anything. Get over yourselves!
post by RPM FEST at Aug 24,2018 2:53am
Support local metal, support western mass metal
penis cock hole
post by Guess Where I Am Right Now at Aug 24,2018 9:16pm
answer: not there. nowhere close.
post by Phil Phuckner at Aug 25,2018 12:26am
HORNS UP SPRONGTON
ETERNAL HAILS
SUPPORT WHATEVER GARBAGE
