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returntothepit >> discuss >> Best place to get a metal girlfriend? by Metal girlfriend please on Jun 10,2015 9:48am
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toggletoggle post by Metal girlfriend please at Jun 10,2015 9:48am
I want a girlfriend who likes metal and is someone I can relate to. Where can I find a woman that can handle my immoral behavior and giant wang? Are there any girls that post here? Hehe



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 10,2015 10:09am
girls like metal still? I thought they only did that to get the dudes. Then they get the dude to stop going to shows and get married/kids/cats/dogs.



toggletoggle post by Embiggened by Cromulance at Jun 10,2015 10:24am
you're better off finding an attractive gf who tolerates your appreciation for metal. having the same taste in music does necessarily sew the seeds for a lasting relationship. it can help at first but there are more important factors to consider.



toggletoggle post by Embiggened by Cromulance at Jun 10,2015 10:24am
*does NOT necessarily



toggletoggle post by PREACH at Jun 10,2015 12:02pm
Embiggened%20by%20Cromulance said[orig][quote]
you're better off finding an attractive gf who tolerates your appreciation for metal. having the same taste in music does necessarily sew the seeds for a lasting relationship. it can help at first but there are more important factors to consider.


PREACH



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF ADVICE at Jun 10,2015 12:23pm
Just get a fat guy who is into metal and has tits, you are better off and will get a strong gripped old fashioned.



toggletoggle post by truth at Jun 10,2015 12:34pm
Metal%20girlfriend%20please said[orig][quote]
I want a girlfriend who likes metal and is someone I can relate to. Where can I find a woman that can handle my immoral behavior and giant wang? Are there any girls that post here? Hehe


Ralph's. Metal Thursday.



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Jun 10,2015 1:26pm
Go pick up a noize girl instead so you can be the normal one in your relationship



toggletoggle post by D-Von Chudley at Jun 10,2015 2:25pm
They are either already taken or there is a reason why no one is dealing with their bullshit. /TESTIFY



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 10,2015 4:56pm
you should learn how to weld and create one of your own.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 10,2015 7:22pm



toggletoggle post by Christian Weston Chandler at Jun 10,2015 8:20pm
I'm looking for a boyfriend free girl to make into a metal sweetheart from the ground up.



toggletoggle post by Metal girlfriend please at Jun 11,2015 8:20am
OK I go to Ralph's on Saturday and feel women



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 11,2015 8:33am
throw bottle at her head. That's how I got a girl there.



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