post by BeholdBarbarity at Jun 5,2015 8:40am edited Jun 5,2015 8:41am
COMING 6/6/15 FROM BEHOLD BARBARITY:
INTOLITARIAN "Deathangle Absolution" Pro-Tape
Limited to 200 copies.
DIE HARD WITH EXCLUSIVE PATCH, Limited to 66 copies.
147 tracks of pure hatred and scorn consisting of 9 spoken word tracks and 137 blasts of the most severe and scathing Berserkergrind Noisecore.
"A knife to the throat of the modern weak power violence, noisecore, hardcore, punk and all supposed 'extreme' scenes, and exposing the vast majority of your 'Extreme Metal' bands as the pathetic, stagnant and derivative jokes that they are.
No scene.
No boundaries.
No one is safe.
INTOLITARIAN wants you dead."
Thoughts: mixed by Emeril and Christopher Walken in Chicago, has some cool jazzy parts but otherwise not much there, puts out their stuff on tape and tries for an Aryan/kill you aesthetic but only offends by quoting without providing the quoted source. Originators of the Abrahamic Faggotry scene, 2/10.
EXCLUSIVE PATCH.
post by Guy Mann Dude at Jun 5,2015 12:54pm
NO ONE IS SAFE..... THIS IS THE REAL DEAL. REAL DEAL ALSO COMES WITH A PATCH. THE PATCH ALSO ISN'T SAFE.
post by Berserkergrind Noisecore Pro Tape at Jun 5,2015 2:01pm
You will die pro tape murder time cool story not a single amateur all pro all trve cvlt anti tape pro douche fuck talk one billion song monstrosity amateur pro nonsense garbage death.
post by michael sweet's jackson guitar at Jun 5,2015 3:09pm
Abananahammock Faggotry
post by i'm so beserker, i'm afraid of brown people at Jun 5,2015 5:18pm
NO ONE IS SAFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
EXCLUSIVE PATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
NO ONE IS SAFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
ROLL UP THE WINDOWS WHEN YOU GO THRU BROWN-TOWN, FELLOW ARYANS! WE ARE BERERKER MENTALISTS BUT MUST BE PRACTICAL AT TIMES.
EXCLUSIVE PATCH!!!!1111
SCARY!!!!!!!1111 CRAZY!!!!11111
post by i‘m so beserker, i‘m afraid of brown people at Jun 5,2015 5:28pm
BRUTAL BESERKERGRIND NOISE HATE TAPE - that's good!
NO ONE IS SAFE - that's bad.
TAPE COMES WITH AN EXCLUSIVE PATCH - that's good!
THE PATCH IS ALSO UNSAFE - that's bad.
BUT THE PATCH COMES WITH A CHOICE OF FREE TOPPINGS - that's good!
THE TOPPINGS CONTAIN POTASSIUM BENZOATE....
....
that's bad.
WITE POWR!!!!!!!
post by Bozerkergrind Molestcore at Jun 6,2015 1:42pm
post by Not Safe Math at Jun 6,2015 1:49pm
"147 tracks of pure hatred and scorn consisting of 9 spoken word tracks and 137 blasts of the most severe and scathing Berserkergrind Noisecore."
137 + 9 = 147.
BECAUSE FUCK YOUR PATHETIC, STAGNANT AND DERIVATIVE MATH RULES.
post by Arduous Ezra at Jun 7,2015 11:03am
SSuppuhrt
post by Guy Mann Dude at Jun 8,2015 6:02am
EVERY 88TH COPY GETS A FREE FROZEN YOGURT, WHICH I CALL "FROGURT".