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returntothepit >> discuss >> Cuddle Party by dirteecrayon on Jul 16,2004 12:23pm
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toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Jul 16,2004 12:23pm
http://www.cuddleparty.com

theres a million things wrong with this but yet i'm quite intrigued!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 16,2004 12:35pm
most people on this site wouldn't be allowed it attend...
I bolded some of the rules

Pajamas stay on the whole time. (as proved yesterday, no two people are not naked)
No SEX. (Yep, you read that right.) (not an issue as most people here are too uncharming to ever woo someone into sex unless through the use of a) candy b) happy meals c) alcohol d) roofies)
Ask for permission to kiss or nuzzle anyone. Make sure you can handle getting a no before you invite or request anyone to cuddle or kiss.
If you're a yes, say yes. If you're a no, say no.
If you're a maybe, say NO.
You are encouraged to change your mind from a yes to a no, no to a yes anytime you want.
NO DRY HUMPING! (subjagate dry humps just about anything)
Communicate, communicate, communicate.
If you're in a relationship, communicate and set your boundaries and agreements BEFORE you go to the Cuddle Party. Don't re-negotiate those agreements/boundaries during the Cuddle Party. (Trust us on this one.)
Get your Cuddle Life Guard On Duty or Cuddle Caddy if there's a concern, problem, or question or should you feel unsafe or need assistance with anything during the Cuddle Party.
Crying and giggling are both welcomed and encouraged.
Outside of your personal relationships, it's nobody's business who you cuddle, so please be respectful of other people's privacy when sharing with the outside world about Cuddle Parties.
Arrive on time.
Be hygienically savvy.
Clean up after yourself.
Always say thank you and practice good Cuddle Manners.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 16,2004 12:36pm
"Announcing the All-Women's Cuddle Party, the third Wednesday of each month! Come and cuddle with us on July 21! See calendar for details. "

ahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jul 16,2004 12:40pm
lame



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Jul 16,2004 12:45pm
hey rev,
you should be a cuddle lifeguard or better yet a cuddle caddy!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jul 16,2004 12:52pm
and that's even lame-ER



toggletoggle post by silky  at Jul 16,2004 8:04pm
crying and giggling are both welcomed and encouraged.......hahahahahaha!!!!



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Jul 16,2004 8:28pm
"Illegal drug use of any kind at a Cuddle Party is not cuddly. "


that's one of the funniest things i've ever read



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Jul 16,2004 9:37pm
"At a Cuddle Party, erections become Mother Nature's way of giving us the thumbs-up sign."



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jul 16,2004 9:42pm
can I cut a hole in my jammies, so my wang can hang out?



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Jul 16,2004 10:43pm
powerkok said:
can I cut a hole in my jammies, so my wang can hang out?

Only if you're still able to give the thumbs up sign!!!



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 16,2004 11:37pm
can i come? i just want some body to hold me while i sleep, so i can stop screaming at night till i pass out
........
i'm so lonely <sniff, sniff>



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Jul 17,2004 12:00am
if you're willing to shell out $30.

you can get a hooker from chinatown for cheaper than that!



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jul 17,2004 12:06am
Remember when you were six years old, and you andyour cousins all crawled into the top bunk and squealed and squirmed until your parents came in and had to quiet you all down?
No...

Or how about when you and your friends would make tents with the sofa cushions and whatever blankets mom would let you play with?
Never did that...

Remember how you'd make the tent and then all snuggle up inside playing with Lego and dolls?
What the fuck??



toggletoggle post by silky  at Jul 17,2004 12:23am
I'm considering showing up at the next cuddle party with an axe. who's down for a road trip?



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Jul 17,2004 12:31am
remind me to not invite you when i throw my cuddle party.

actual i think my cuddle party would just turn into one orgy



toggletoggle post by silky  at Jul 17,2004 12:42am
we can still cuddle with axes... and dry humping, lots of dry humping.



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Jul 17,2004 12:49am
doesn't dry humping cause chaffing?



toggletoggle post by silky  at Jul 17,2004 12:53am
I guess we'll find out, dude.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 17,2004 2:04am
an NO FAT CHICKS! they get silky in trouble.



toggletoggle post by silky  at Jul 17,2004 2:16am
unless it's my grandma. she's a world class cuddler. and her homemade ginger snaps will make you cum.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jul 17,2004 2:18am
Hey dirteecrayon, I am going to give you my "thumbs up" Saturday night!




toggletoggle post by silky  at Jul 17,2004 2:20am
you'd better lube up ahead of time.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jul 17,2004 4:48am
wow is all i gotta say... i hate cuddling! just let me sleep and leave me the fuck alone! unless you have: a) candy b) happy meals c) alcohol d) roofies.... but, preferably candy



toggletoggle post by heimdall  at Jul 17,2004 10:07am
wow man this is some kind of sick super perverted fetish where you dont even have sex, I bet people leave with such a bad case of blue balls

I second the axe bit but only if it is battle axes



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jul 17,2004 11:40am
Battle axes!!! Very very grim.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jul 18,2004 1:32am
so, if i ever get around to visiting, i'll throw a cuddle party in my hotel room... everyone needs to bring a stuffed animal and happy meals...



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jul 18,2004 1:58am
i'll give a miillion dollars to the person that comes to my house right now and coo's me to sleep



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