The Masshole
Uniform: Polo shirt, backwards BoSox cap, white Adidas shoes. Shamrock tat. That. Accent.
Habitat: Dive bars. Fenway. Massive L-shaped couch in a white-walled apartment.
Hobbies: Driving like an aggressive dick, throwing around homophobic insults like it's the early 90's.
Secret shame: They feel very little shame.
Celeb brospiration: The Wahlberg brothers
You guys need to drive in Quebec... Holy shit... My description of qubecer drivers is they take lane markers like a kid takes being told to clean his/her room. Both annoyed and ignores in one.