Los Angeles (CA)- Reports are leaking out that rock band Metallica's drummer of 30 years, Lars Ulrich has passed away peacefully in his home. He was found holding a bible in one hand, and a copy of St. Anger in the other. Also, this is an April Fools joke.

0.2/10

Yea, not much of an effort was made.

What would the Ballad of Lars Ulrich be?

Anywhere I Roam riff + YOURE DEAD

Off to a good start, poor execution, failed ending, C+.

aril is right, old news.

Reports indicate that he will be mounted onto one of those singing fish plaques so that he may still blabber on about how his funeral "totally rocked, bro, like, dude, this is so crazy, right?"

Ulrich, I knew him well.