I love doing this. Fucking hilarious!

You don't have to. Dogs are like fart radars. If you squeak one out they will zoom their noses up there like a missile.

lol

My brother's dog is disgusting. If you sneeze, he'll try to clean your nose out with his tongue before you can get to a tissue.

He claims that - on multiple occasions - if he was fucking his girlfriend and pulled out, the dog would "clean off" her back or stomach (or wherever he shot it)

Dogs are like stinky cheese connoisseurs. The worse the smell/taste, the more interesting they find it.

yup

I have 3 labs and they're all fucking gross.

You got another lab? Also, I fart on my cat non-stop

Like queers, dogs perk up at the smell of rectum.

Yep. I like them all and they all hunt well, but it's definitely too many dogs.

Unpossible

Hell yeah.

agreed on this one duder

I actually love ripping ass in a dog's face because I know how much they enjoy it and a happy dog is a good dog.

rhen your fucking disgusting!

It was so refreshing to see the comment by "Naturally very blonde floor length haired Swedish girl." She really does speak the truth and sums up the reality that everyone knows but is often afraid to say --that unbiased men of every ethnicity I'm aware of in almost all cases prefer natural blonde (esp. "light" natural blonde) women over all others. No one can deny that when a blonde woman, even an "average" looking one (although admittedly most natural blonde women I've encountered in my life are usually hot or at least above average), walks into a room, all heads, male and female, turn to look. The males look in lust, while the females, as Ms. Natural Blonde Swedish Babe writes, usually look with jealousy, envy or even hostility. But hey, it's not the blonde's fault that she was born blessed with golden hair, blue eyes and fair rosy skin. Nor should she be ashamed of it...rather I think she should be proud of her looks and flaunt it. That would certainly make me and a lot of other guys happy! Just picturing Naturally Very Blonde Floor Length Haired Swedish Girl makes me so excited...now that's powerful!

GO AHEAD AND USE IT, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

BTW, WELCOME ABOARD.

disgusting animal abuse rhen!

i knew this guy was weird but rhen this is just nasty