I'm surprised they haven't started modeling real dolls after porn stars.
They could charge twice as much as they do for the regular ones. And then upcharge you again for giving the doll an unrealistic tightness.
I imagine you could almost fool yourself into thinking it's the real thing with an early 90's Chasey Lain real doll, a dimly lit room, a bottle of whiskey, and the audio from one of her scenes.
Either way, it sounds more fun than modern day Chasey. An ugly old broad whose face and body have been worn out from years of drug abuse and being in porn (on top of the normal effects of aging), and still charges people 1500 dollars an hour to go to the Bunny Ranch and hit it.
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