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returntothepit >> discuss >> Star Wars: Episode VII by Alx_Casket on Nov 8,2013 11:49am
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toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Nov 8,2013 11:49am
confirmed for December 18th 2015
http://starwars.com/news/episodevii-news/

Begin the nerdy speculating.



toggletoggle post by Shutup _fagget at Nov 8,2013 11:51am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
confirmed for December 18th 2015
http://starwars.com/news/episodevii-news/

Begin the nerdy speculating.


Shutup_fagget



toggletoggle post by grilled_dickcheese_sandwich  at Nov 8,2013 12:01pm
Disney will find a way to ruin it. Prepare for more Jar Jar Binks Ewok retardation.



toggletoggle post by At first I was like... at Nov 8,2013 1:23pm
grilled_dickcheese_sandwich said[orig][quote]
Disney will find a way to ruin it. Prepare for more Jar Jar Binks Ewok retardation.


Jar Jar apparently died but it was deleted from the movie.


http://devour.com/video/jar-jar-binks-dies/

Also Laurence Kasdan (Raiders of the Lost Ark, Empire Strikes Back) and JJ Abrams have taken over writing the screen play and want to make it more of a gritty western like the originals.

Great potential, I see for this.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 8,2013 1:27pm
Jarjar stinks



toggletoggle post by shitcunt at Nov 8,2013 1:45pm
Jar Jar is horrible, they should have left his death scene in and left him out.

Instead, he's in so many scenes in Episode I (and those god damn Clone Wars cartoons), that the film is 10X worse than it might have been otherwise.

But yes, I am completely psyched about Episode VII.

I don't think Disney will ruin it. They want to earn back the insane amount they paid Lucas for the rights to the franchise, and then some.

They're - most likely - going to attempt a film that balances what original trilogy fans, prequel trilogy fans, fans of all 6 films, and (hopefully to a lesser extent) children would want to see.

Then again, Empire is the best of the original, so maybe - between Kasdan and Abrams - the attitude behind the writing will reflect what they think old school Star Wars nerds (like myself) have been waiting for.



toggletoggle post by Gandalf the Golden at Nov 18,2013 9:13am



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 18,2013 10:11am
shitcunt said[orig][quote]
I am completely psyched about Episode VII.



toggletoggle post by DYA is THE SECOND COOLEST DARTH at Nov 18,2013 10:13am
I don't have it in me to be excited for new things anymore, they always suck. George Lucas and Metallica have killed my capacity for wonder.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 18,2013 10:38am
i was playing tiny death star, which is canon btw, and jabba the hutt falls through the floor and crushes jar jar. that was a new thing i was excited about.



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Nov 18,2013 10:42am
If I don't get excited about this then George can't break my heart again, right?



toggletoggle post by Star Wars Mountaineer at Nov 18,2013 10:49am
You're all a bunch of faggets who have no idea what you're talking about.



toggletoggle post by grilled_dickcheese_sandwich  at Nov 18,2013 10:54am



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Nov 18,2013 11:13am
^still cooler than Jar Jar



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 18,2013 3:47pm
I just don't give a fuck anymore. I want to see a new Star Wars movie regardless of who makes it.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Nov 18,2013 4:02pm
I want to see a John Waters Star Wars movie.



toggletoggle post by shitcunt at Nov 19,2013 10:25am
narkybark said[orig][quote]
I want to see a John Waters Star Wars movie.


Too bad "Divine" is dead. He/she would have made a great Hutt.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 14,2014 1:45pm



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Apr 29,2014 2:58pm
"The Star Wars team is thrilled to announce the cast of Star Wars: Episode VII.Actors John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, Andy Serkis, Domhnall Gleeson, and Max von Sydow will join the original stars of the saga, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, and Kenny Baker in the new film. Director J.J. Abrams says, "We are so excited to finally share the cast of Star Wars: Episode VII. It is both thrilling and surreal to watch the beloved original cast and these brilliant new performers come together to bring this world to life, once again. We start shooting in a couple of weeks, and everyone is doing their best to make the fans proud."Star Wars: Episode VII is being directed by J.J. Abrams from a screenplay by Lawrence Kasdan and Abrams. Kathleen Kennedy, J.J. Abrams, and Bryan Burk are producing, and John Williams returns as the composer. The movie opens worldwide on December 18, 2015."



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Apr 29,2014 3:43pm
Can't wait for those lightsaber lens flares



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jun 12,2014 10:16pm



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jun 13,2014 3:18pm
I've fallen and I can't use the force!



toggletoggle post by ark soul of a legendary warrior at Jun 13,2014 3:47pm
bahahahahha



toggletoggle post by ark medæval times at Jul 2,2014 1:00pm
The Boba Fett movie release date was accidentally confirmed for 2016 when toy manufacturer Hasbro leaked out a list of the entire Star Wars release years:

2014: Rebels
2015: Episode VII
2016: Boba Fett
2017: Episode VIII
2018: Solo
2019: Episode IX
2020: Red Five

does this mean porkins gets his own movie??????????



toggletoggle post by REBEL ALLIANCE DEPARTMENT OF NOOOOOOOOOO at Jul 2,2014 1:02pm
PORKINS, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Apr 17,2015 12:25pm



toggletoggle post by Murder Everyone in DC at Apr 18,2015 3:38pm
No. This Baby Boomer/Generation X nostalgia lovefest needs to die by anal rape.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 11,2015 12:41pm



toggletoggle post by Mayhem at Jul 11,2015 2:12pm
Murder%20Everyone%20in%20DC said[orig][quote]
No. This Baby Boomer/Generation X nostalgia lovefest needs to die by anal rape.


Queue "Chainsaw Gutsfuck"



toggletoggle post by Wicked sad at Dec 16,2015 4:37pm
I just watched the leaked version... I can't believe Han dies. What the fuck



toggletoggle post by Kylo Loves Men at Dec 28,2015 3:12pm
Wicked%20sad said[orig][quote]
I just watched the leaked version... I can't believe Han dies. What the fuck


Despite Fuck face here ruining the "twist" at the end - I still would have felt the same level of disappointment regarding the new movie. A cash grab remake of A new hope with some PC updates and better special effects. Also worst pussy faggot of villain for a movie ever. Vader would be disappointed to epic level of dark side face palm.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 28,2015 3:37pm
Just saw it over the weekend.
*SPOILER ALERT*


















Carrie Fisher needs to lay off the juviderm.



toggletoggle post by Kylo Loves Men at Dec 28,2015 3:55pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Just saw it over the weekend.
*SPOILER ALERT*

or she could have at least shared some with Han.


















Carrie Fisher needs to lay off the juviderm.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 29,2015 10:35am
I think that in a previous time, kylo being gay would have been a story plot point. Seems like a closet case who wanted to suck off his uncle.



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Dec 29,2015 11:26am edited Dec 29,2015 11:28am
I give it a C, the grade is on a curve after Phantom Menace though so that's probably generous

the_reverend said[orig][quote]
I think that in a previous time, kylo being gay would have been a story plot point. Seems like a closet case who wanted to suck off his uncle.


He was played by Lena Dunham's dipshit boyfriend from Girls so he's got plenty of experience playing a closet case with a shitty temper



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 29,2015 1:04pm
I don't know anything about that... But Yeah, a Disney flick in 2015 isn't going to use that as a plot point.



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toggletoggle post by star whores at Dec 29,2015 3:29pm
^ thank you for my new computer wall paper. now I need to go to the bathroom.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 30,2015 3:49pm



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