the name is way to tough guy

here are new names:

Arms Cuddle Baby
Lips Kiss Girlies
Fingers Do Squeezin'
Love Comes A-Knockin'
Gimme Your Teets
Hands The Hold
Eyes That Wink
Love Gives Herpes


try those on for size

I listened to your MP3s tonight. Not too bad. I'd like to hear you with your new singer before I make a mental-verdict, though.

why 3 word band names? and if you are going to propose 3 word names it has to be a noun followed by a verb and the 3rd word has to be an adverb(i think that is the part of speech)therefor "gimme your teets" and "hands the hold" are not options

arms bend back
boy sets fire
boy hits car
hoser shits pants
anus smells bad
no one cares

see now one of the names on my list does not fit the formula. can you guess which one?

theese three words.

what about

Joy Luck Club
Debbie Does Dallas

or

Punch Drunk Love


do those fit?

debbie (noun) does (verb) dallas(proper noun....but it also what debbies is doing thus making it an adverb? maybe)

the other 2 dont follow suit

i might be confused with my adverbs.

Cows Touch Dolphins
Camera Takes Pictures

better?

yes

What's happening?? Nobody loves our completely memorable name? We kinda stuck with that name because everyone hates it and therefore nobody forgets it....that was kind of the point there...

The mp3's that you heard are the 1st 3 that we ever recorded, and we recorded those 3 completely live...and I did the vocals...where's the love? Our new shit is way better dun werry.....we'll be in the studio starting in mid-july after our mini-tour (2 weeks straight) of New England. We will be putting out a six song demo for the world to hear and it will crush ass....and....our new singer is fucking sick...you will likey...mark my words...you will likey...

what studio did HCN decide on?

will I likey?

we're still not settled on a studio. Most likely we'll record at a friend of mine's place who does metal. He has a kick ass digital studio....i dunno...all I know is that you will all likey.

how bout hand choke the taste of silver outta yer fuckin mout.

the_taste_of_cigarettes said:

you've heard chris before. I think he was dressed like bruce springstein when you played at the aviary. he was the kid singing with you guys when you were setting up.

if it's who i think it is, he seemed like a good guy

hey man, fingers do squeezin'

I was originally wanting TOS to be called "Half-In / Half-Out" or "I Am Going To Kill Myself" before Rowan joined.

I think we mad a good name choice in the end.

powerkok - actually I just noticed what you wrote and I DEFINITELY think that should be the band name holy shit.

imagine if it was and we played shows together? Unstoppable.

Hahahahahahahahaha.....hey Cigarrette face...get to the Aviary show and help us pick out a band name...boogereater.......I want to pour my silky hot beer into yer mout and kiss your face off....let's make silver love....

Hahahahahahahaha....be with me.

"Still looking for vocalist"

Not any more hammerhead...we found one...

Roger Miret Foundation

how about..."On pain of Death"?

By the way....I love all of you fucks......

Keep rippin'

how about 'my wrestling coach'

HOLY COW THAT IS AN AWESOME NAME!!

I wish there was a band called My Wrestling Coach...

lets start one!! we can do gg allin covers, technocore/ska/death/fashioncore style.
I get dibbs on Keytar tho!!!

if you need a tambourine player, gimme a jingle.

well, can you play finger cymbals too? a good tamborinist can finger cymbal while similtaneously tamborining. anyone know a sick mellotronist?

Hand Choke Cock

cock choke neck