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returntothepit >> discuss >> why new england metal and hardcore is gay by coldnorthernvengeance on Jul 3,2004 6:18am
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toggletoggle post by coldnorthernvengeance  at Jul 3,2004 6:18am
cuz you don't kill people
cuz you go to the mall
cuz you don't beat up jews in yamaka's
cuz unearth is from here
cuz people say motorhead sucks
cuz Kill switch engage is from here
cuz Diecast fans act like niggers
cuz you wanna get laid by shallow Britney Spears fans
cuz you like Shadow's fall
cuz you like emo sometimes
cuz ya gotta have chug chug breakdowns
cuz your version of black metal is Dimmu Borgir
cuz ya like hip hop
cuz your girl friend is bi
cuz ya talk in ebonics
cuz your girlfriend used to fuck a nigger
cuz your politically correct
cuz ya want to fit in
cuz ya don't like Europe
cuz your the Great Spaldino
cuz ya like jesus
cuz you wear a back pack
cuz ya your a scenester
cuz ya wear a backpack to shows
cuz you wear black rimmed glasses
cuz you have gay tattoos like a star or a bird
cuz you believe in scene points
cuz you'd name your band for her I can be a hero
cuz ya try to be all emotional but ya just wanna get your dick sucked
cuz ya wear ARA patches
cuz your so hip
cuz your a music snob
cuz you do shitbag drugs
cuz you want gay marriage
cuz college is important
cuz there's no redneck's like Deicide
cuz no one burns churches
cuz if it ain't technical it ain't good
cuz there's not enough breakdowns
cuz no one likes Country music
cuz no one wears Autopsy T shirts anymore
cuz no one admits December Wolves stomp your gay band
cuz hardcore kids can't fight man to man
cuz you think your Bruce Lee
cuz the only good band is Hirudinea....



toggletoggle post by coldnorthernvengeance  at Jul 3,2004 6:52am
oh yeah, one last thing...cuz you still breathe



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Jul 3,2004 8:23am
cuz your the Great Spaldino...hehehe




toggletoggle post by retzam at Jul 3,2004 11:08am
No one likes you. You're so fucking stupid it makes me want to kill myself. Go shoot some fucking steroids you fucking moronic Deicide fan. What a joke of a band.



toggletoggle post by goratory  at Jul 3,2004 11:27am
ya know, their is no reason to be putting down ebonics. Back off man.



toggletoggle post by silky  at Jul 3,2004 11:47am
'cuz your only freind is your computer



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Jul 3,2004 11:49am
Hahaha this guy is right. Well at least 98% of the stuff he said is right. I don't wear an Autopsy shirt, but I have an Autopsy Patch on my vest, does that count?

Check out my band, we're the anti-new wave of tech death metal. www.dissector.cjb.net



toggletoggle post by nick   at Jul 3,2004 1:08pm



toggletoggle post by Robteratism at Jul 3,2004 2:45pm
well....someone has put some thought into things..well some of that stuff is agreeable and funny..some of it is just stupid... retzam(leave deicide alone man sniff sniff)



toggletoggle post by Fuck most people at Jul 3,2004 4:17pm
retzam said:
No one likes you. You're so fucking stupid it makes me want to kill myself. Go shoot some fucking steroids you fucking moronic Deicide fan. What a joke of a band.


WOW.. you say 'youll kill yourself' like its a threat! Please, do us all a fovor you whiney fuck. i dont agree witheverything that he says, buc most of it is true, and you dont see me whining like a little pussy now, do you?? so please, OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!




toggletoggle post by joey_lawrence_says_whoooah at Jul 3,2004 4:18pm
whoaah



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Jul 3,2004 4:57pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
cuz your the Great Spaldino...hehehe



indubitably.


and you know what the funnniest thing is? this guy resides in the cold and frostbitten state of NH (which is northern, might i add) and he makes METAL in NEW ENGLAND. so basically he called his own band/himself GAY. brav-to-the-o



toggletoggle post by pillorydan   at Jul 3,2004 6:59pm edited Jul 3,2004 7:01pm
why new england metal and hardcore is gay.

Cause you spell cause like cuz.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Jul 4,2004 8:31am
here is the best one for all you grammar freaks:

cuz ya your a scenester



toggletoggle post by intricateprocess   at Jul 4,2004 11:32am
glad you figured that its gay

but your list was the gayest thing since gay marriage



toggletoggle post by silky  at Jul 4,2004 11:45am
it's the gayest thing since freddie mrcury's a.i.d.s.



toggletoggle post by Paul FOD at Jul 4,2004 6:04pm
Technical death metal owns every thing.



toggletoggle post by JoeDavolla  at Jul 4,2004 11:21pm
Deicide aint no joke and ebonics is a language that idiots use



toggletoggle post by xdysenterytomx   at Jul 4,2004 11:48pm
i think your gay, that list makes you gayer, your a fucking idiot, and all your doing is complaining about dumb shit thats never gonna change so continue to whine or stop being a puss and suck it up....sound like a plan?



toggletoggle post by dread_104  at Jul 5,2004 12:26am
he said nigger. ooohh



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jul 5,2004 3:14am
YOU'RE is not the same as YOUR.


Idiots.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Jul 5,2004 5:28am
fuck everyone



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Jul 5,2004 8:27am
If he thinks Hirudinea is the only good band around here, then I am going to assume he has never been to a Hirudinea show since they usually play with other really good bands.



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