WWW.Facebook.com/lydiaayer

Biography
Lydia Ayer is a metalcore band from Boston, MA.With new tracks to be released in the coming months and backed with the release of our new song "Dead Kings" Also check out our song Machine Men released in 2012. We have been working extremely hard to get our name out there and make our dream become a reality.

Forest of Remorse should get on this.

I wanted to troll the fuck out of this band and spread their message of gay across the internet but didn't want to them the favor.

This is my last show. I can no longer handle the fame & fortune that comes with musical panhandling.

I should attend this and donate large sums of money to these hard-working young lads.

bennyhillifier

1. Decide to book a benefit show for your own band.
2. Rent expensive function hall
3. Hire unbelievably expensive detail cop that might not even show up
4. Approach show with "we'll book anything with 2 drum sticks and a power strip" booking philosophy
5. ?????
6. PROFIT.

Please support their efforts to buy a time machine back to 2003.

With the amount of excitement on their faces for their own music, it's no wonder they are doing so well in their careers.

Really? No one is picking up on the fact that the logo very obviously says Lydia Gayer?

THIS IS A PROMISE
THAT WE BROKE
TO OURSELVES

sweet lyrics bro.

fuck this band. if i want to hear an alarm clock i'll listen to Destroy Erase Improve.

When I looked them up on Facebook I did write Lydia Cayer first before I saw that it was a feather.

OFFICIAL music video. They don't want you to confuse it with one of the many, MANY fan-made videos. That their fans made.

FURNITURECORE

WITH SUCH HIT SONGS AS MOONLIT NIGHTSTAND, THIS IS THE ENDTABLE, AND OTTOMAN EMPIRE!

Fuck these dudes. On March 23rd all of my charity money is going toward a jet plane flying Limo riding son of a gun.

hahahahahaha

Even I'm offended by this band

hahaha Ric Flair has been reduced to the Webster Town Hall??

I think you mean the Webster Town Hall has been raised to Ric Flair's standards.

Honestly, they've got decent enough gear to play out. A nice spiffy over-produced demo recorded. A fancy pants music video shot in HD. What exactly are they looking for finance here a private jet?

DAT VICTORY RECORDS CONTRACT

or the Nightbitch/Magic Circle/Thrillhouse show in CT

WOO!!!!

THIS IS NOW A BUFF "THE STUFF" BAGWELL THREAD





bennyhillifier

hurricane victims are wicked pissed.

Fuck the starving hurricane department

He's getting $40 for an autograph and $70 for a autograph/ photo op and he doesnt have to wrestle. Not a bad gig.

Once Buff "The Stuff" Bagwell got involved they started apologizing on their facebook page.

I don't know why they need money. Sounds like they already made it.

and they are not the headliner and have never mentioned the other bands.

I've never heard of any of those bands, and I'm a successful hobby-rocker. If they were good, I would have heard of them.

the fuck they mean all the local support and publicity along the years? Whatever drugs they are on, I would like to try them. Wait......nah nevermind probably faggot drugs.

this band is an abomination that reaches human trafficking levels.

I'm naming my next band Girlname Flannelplugs. That should do the trick.

Saw Lydia Ayer when they played Athol, was less than impressed. Three redundant guitarists, bass player played three notes (heard they are looking for a new one), and their songs weren't memorable. Chlamydia Gayer. Wished I went to eat during their set.

Mind if I... cut in?

Modern WWE reference in a Hall of Famer thread -10000 troll points.

JOHNNY CURTIS IS A FUTURE FIRST BALLOT

since he is in Webster and if i had the money, i would pay 40 bucks to have Ric Flair sign Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg on a picture.

So there appears to be a total of 6 faggots in the flyer, but I only counted 5 faggots in the video.

WHERE IS THE 6TH FAGGOT????

on his knees behind the bass drum

The bassist quit. They need $400 for a trailer. They want you to pay for it.

bennyhillifier

Didn't read this thread but I saw the response on facebook. This boils down to semantics, but why call a fundraiser show a "benefit"? It's not like a close friend of the band is in the hospital and needs their bills paid for.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benefit_concert
"A benefit concert or charity concert is a concert, show or gala featuring musicians, comedians, or other performers that is held for a charitable purpose, often directed at a specific and immediate humanitarian crisis."

Their humanitarian crisis is that their band fucking blows and needs money to continue making terrible music.

I love that his mom bought him an Ampeg 8x10, and THAT'S the tone he went with.

WHO NEED ROUND EYE ADVOCATE WHEN YOU HAVE JUUUUUUUUUUMPING HIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I can't believe that's a real flyer, looks like a joke but that is real. Wow. All benefit means in this context is "none of the other bands get paid".

That's a feather on the logo? I thought it was a manatee.

It's a feather so you know they're fancy boys.

They needed to make a flyer to beg other bands to play for free and earn money for them? These losers have no friends. They're a bunch of assholes to expect other bands to sign up for this bullshit.

I have a better idea. How about they do what musicians are supposed to do.

1. Play shows.
2. Get people to go.
3. Profit.

Get a clue morans.

From the "Rock Fest" facebook:

"Just to clear a few thing's up, the band Lydia Ayer did not ask for this show, we offered them this show. It was a choice we made, every month we're going to pick a local band, we'll throw a show for that band, all proceeds from the show will go directly to that band. We understand that it takes money to tour, order merch etc. So this is just something to help them with that. We hope to help a bunch of local bands out with these shows, doesn't matter if the band has played for us before or not, we're willing to do this for any band who'd like the help. Lydia Ayer just happens to be the first band we decided to do this for. I know it's hard to believe but some promoters truly do support local music lol and we have no problem giving back to the bands who have helped us along the way. Bands are being confirmed and the line up will be announced when everything is done, thanks."

^Oh no, Sir. Please post the now deleted tl;dr response that says they can't afford $400 to buy a new trailer and we're all a bunch of selfish dicks who weren't talking shit when we wanted to borrow their trailer.

such faggots

PLEASE DESTROY

thnks

Actually looks more like a woman's face. Maybe it's Lydia Ayer! That shit's deep. I still say it's a G though.

It's very obviously a swoop haircut.

pffffffffft

Yuck..

I might have to crawl out of my grave to kick these fags ass

When they learn how to put that information on the flyer and not a Facebook post after the fact, they might not be mocked. The way the flyer is worded, it sounds like the band and promoters are throwing a benefit show for themselves.

Because they are.

Oh, I'm pretty sure this band will still be mocked regardless.

this

If you read some of the other posts on their Facebook you'll see that they are just a bunch of assclowns with no Integrity that want to be famous.

If only it was Lois Ayres.... We'd play it in a heartbeat.

If this shitty promoter really wants to help local bands, why are they asking most of the bands to play for free??

Cause Lydia Ayer needs a trailer to spread the word on Massachusetts Metal.

All they have to do is not use the word 'benefit'. As noted earlier, the term already has a long-established meaning-a generally noble and respectable one. That's what creates the antagonism and hostility when it's misappropriated for an essentially selfish purpose, and people realize that's what's going on.

A show whose point is just to "benefit" that band's "career" seems like...every ordinary show that isn't a benefit show.

My guess is these people/this organization are essentially innocent and ignorant of the effect their misuse of that word has on anyone who knows what actual benefit shows are.

The term "benefit show" should be broken out only for it's intended use: to describe what happens when some idiot that no one really liked OD's and a bunch of staple local bands get together and hand the kids parents $200 in crumpled 5's as a consolation for having a crappy son.

Anything else, screw.

I seent it.

Accurate.

Is it too late to have a Reimroc benefit show?