I've been blue since Tuesday night.

Wash your hands you filthy nincompoop.

Pissing out my ass.

OMG! LIQUID!

my asshole says "let it rain bitches"

you and blue switched bodies?

It's probably from cleaning your bacteria filled house.

no stomach bug, but a nasty fckn cold! started wednesday...and suddenly got 100 times worse late lastnight

So happy now. A bunch of doses of pepto 30 minutes apart.

im not happy...i got burnin bum-hole!

motherfucker. this shit is awful. i started feeling funky on Saturday night, then all Hell broke loose on Sunday. i've been blasting yellow water for like 48 hours. though i did discover the magic of Pedialyte.

Works great for hangovers too. Drink it before you go out and, if you can, drink it when you get home /go to bed.

feel like im dying today, coughing so hard i think my lungs r coming up. choking on mucus aswell....GOODTIMES!!!

ITT: AIDS.

I'm up to like 4-5 shits per day on a normal day.

I got that nasty stomach flu right before Halloween. It lasted five days. Now I have this fucked up sinus infection/cough. It's been like a week of this shit.

i started getting festival cough but i think the combination of paprika and garlic in a hungarian goulash burnt it out of my system

no duh, old colon. I was shitting er.. more like pissing every 5-10 minutes for a long time until a guardian angel had me follow the instructions on a pepto bottle.

Yeah, liquid anal explosions are indeed no fun.

I just wish I could go back to like 2 shits a day. It makes it difficult on early hunting mornings when you're loading up the truck and keep having to run back inside to fill the bowl.

I would say I'm 4 a day.
11am, 2pm, 5pm, 11pm.

I had a no wiper just now. So so so awesome.

I had this. Shit fire water for 4 days straight. Sleep was NOT happenin. I wanted to cry towards the end, and was bleeding profusely from my poor sphincters week of retching.

Good part was I got to call in sick at three separate Thanksgiving dinners with family.

Bad part is I feel like I'm behind on everything now. Except reading. I read two manuals, every book, and every magazine in the house. And the internet. The whole thing.

Had a root canal yesterday... Can't chew, made spaghetti sauce with huge peppers in them. I am currently shitting whole peppers

just got over this shit, oh god, it was coming out both ends, pure hell.

Should have gotten the flu shot.

it was awful

no anal sex for a week they told me down at the clinic

I definitely LOLed at slarmonella.

slipping in the rough on a girl with no lube is just awesome.

LLOLOLOL