Treated I've been out with 99.999% of you when you have been drinking, I have not been drinking.
My choice would be xmikex, because not only does he not drink, but I know I would be back at home before 10pm since one of these situations would arise.
1) he has to drive his gf some place at 10am
2) in 2002, he accused one of the bouncers of stealing letters from the dead riffs
3) Sean delay's last name is delay.

Who would you pick?

Big bag of assorted nigger parts is my #2

I'm not that kind of boy, sailor, but thanks anyway.

Ben because he's the best poster here. Soothsayin the shit outta that shit.

Mopar

I would drink with myself because I make the best posts while drunk and also fuck all of you fucking cunts, kill yourselves.

Just like tonight. I hope I get AIDS and die from my computer giving me radioactive brain wave signals.

Lamp is drunk

You better believe it, skippy. I'm gonna go get beer #7 out of the fridge in just a second.

bennyhillifier

Rich bova maybe because it was before my time and I could learn more about his origins. Bova, pls.

Don't forget the laughter I have brought to you over the years from alcohol

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=73013
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=78974
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=78178

And who can forget this thread made when a friend of mine dragged me out to Jerky's and some ghetto booty club

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=66810

aids got aids was a drunk post? I am disappoint.

I've been looking back at threads I posted on this forum and I realize now that I was much less of a useless piece of shit before I dated my stupid cunt ex who I hope is dead. Fuck my life

Drinking is fucking dumb but I guess that fits a person of my stature quite nicely who has tried and failed at various things in life

i drink with 7 or more of rttp posters on the reg hahaha

Castledoomerown. It would be cool cool cool and everything else that is.

I second this.

Someone needs to find whatever blog that icon is writing now.

He hasn't updated his twitter or Facebook in a long time. I doubt he'd be posting elsewhere. Which is just awful. His insight on the world was incredible.

Something tells me that this is him....

http://mymoneysthang.xanga.com/profile/

Wolfy

Never with aril... too many anons would show up, nli

yea I would've chosen xmikex as well.

Yea, ok.

And none of you. you're all degenerate retards.

SUM 1 IZ MAD ITT

yea, my boyfriend ditched me in Tristram.

you weren't there to protect him and he was RAPED on the outskirts of Caldeum. It's ALL YOUR FAULT

ITT: detarderate regens

i'd drink with rev. he'd want to get scorpion bowls or cosmopolitans, i'd be like whatever, he'd start hitting on me by 10pm, he'd ask me if i'm stoned, i'd say "it's 10pm on a thursday, of course i am."

I drank with kevord and had alcohol poisoning within 10 minutes.

I used to be a drinker like you but I took a warpath to the knee.

drink 76 shots of captain morgon's rum, barb in his ear, say "excuse me" like you're dopposed to say, then make him clean up your orange purf and wipe dark grey poop color off your ass.

ITT: the Rev and Ross just want a ride home.

Ross so he could beat the shit out of me

Conservationist

We had fun drinking that one time in a galaxy far away...

idrinkwithseveral rttp members on the regular, i always make beer shoot out of noses and then sexually harass WPI broads.

You also say, "Cool story, bro" to legitimately psychotic guys who randomly stop to talk about their wacky delusions and hallucinations.

Wasn't there some British chump about two weeks ago, talking some indecipherable crap? They're all cruisin' for a bruisin' like my father used to say...

i think you two are talking about the same dude, i have a fucked up hand and i'll still fight anyone,any time,anywhere......and not a single fuck will be given.

Dude, You're like five feet tall. Shut the fuck up.

5'8" 175 pounds, able to do pull ups with just my middle fingers and crazy as fuck.


10 bucks says i'd headbutt you and then kick your balls up into your throat.

I've seen you in real life at Ralphs and I am either the same height or taller than you and I'm 5'5" also there is no way you weigh 175 because at that height you would be overweight, which you are not.

muscle weighs more than fat, i'm 5'8'' 175 pounds

i can crack walnuts with my hands,carry full kegs from the beer cooler at ralphs to the upstairs bar without putting them down.....and i do pull ups with my middle fingers....not to mention my dong weighs 15 pounds alone.

10 bucks says you could only reach my balls you GI-Joe doll Costume wearing midget faggot.

well in that case, 10 bucks says i rip them off and feed them to you.

also, since we're straying off topic here because everyone is too busy jockin' my nutz.....heres a picture that was taken last night, with atleast 3 RTTP members present....

dude, you are not 5'8".

You look act and talk like a total faggot.

Also lol at you being "super strong and crazy as fuck" you sound like a jock/juggalo. go get robbed by niggers in worcester some more tough guy.

everytime i get measured i measure in at 68 inches....thats 5 feet 8 inches....

i will, as soon as you stop sucking dick in the parking lot.

George Thorogood nli

its all about the he said-she said bullshit....

This thread is also for

I love those animals.

What dukemanjunk really did in the military.....

um DODT was still in effect when i was in, and i didnt just stumble upon the nickname "chief choke-a-ho"

Do Oral Do Tell...

"chief choke a ho"? Sounds like the name of some faggot Indian who hits chicks because any dude he steps to stops his asshole in.

I'll drink with you guys. I've got a lot of free time now, it seems. Call me.

more like me giving a chick the hate plow whilst choking the fuck out of her and suddenly your friends burst into your barracks room.....

Your ability to sound like a meat head retard is limitless.

WE GET IT YOU WERE IN THE MILITARY AND WE'RE ALL REALLY IMPRESSED CAN WE MOVE ALONG NOW?

you mean like this?

kinda, but withmore "rear naked choke" and also more buttsecks

And more dudes? You do realize those are dudes right?

nope, i mean more b00bz.

I was going to say KEVORD but with the above posts that would look totally different now.

So now I'll say .... Sewer Goddess or Mallika

I'd show you my boobz if ya want.

tease

Rich Horror is pretty funny when he's drunk.

I've been drunk with Rich Horror \. When is he sober?

when the polls are up again for worst rttp poster of all time, everyone remember this post.

ATTN DukeManJunk,

What unit were you in and what was your MOS?

I figure he's all sober now since he's not out and about anymore.

I'd drink with any of you fucks.