PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: “I KNOW DAVE MUSTAINE DIDN’T WRITE ANY OF THOSE METALLICA RIFFS”


"Sheesh, it sure is a bad time to be Dave Mustaine. After declaring during a recent interview that “I know [President Barack Obama] was born somewhere else than America,” the Megadeth main man first got an earful from GWAR’s Oderus Urungus; now President Obama himself has spoken out against Mustaine, making some pretty damning accusations of his own.

It’s no secret that Obama is a metalhead; a couple of years ago, he weighed in on the state of The Dillinger Escape Plan, too. Still, the Prez so rarely talks about metal in public, it’s always still kind of surprising when he does.

When asked during a press conference earlier today if he’d heard about Mustaine’s comments, here’s what President Obama had to say:

“Dave Mustaine has a lot of questions about me? Well I have a lot of questions about him! How do we know he really had anything to do with those songs on [Metallica's] Kill ‘Em All and Ride the Lightning? I didn’t see him write them, did you? I’m not questioning it, I just… I know he didn’t write any of those riffs. How come he was invisible until he became whatever he was in Megadeth?”

http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/04/04/presi...write-any-of-those-metallica-riffs/

Whatever you do, don't read that comment section.

Is that real, or is Metal Sucks trying to pull an Onion?

obviously its not real

Lold

That title pulled me in. Fucking awesome!

but of course, I was just testing you.......

*shifty eyes*

IT'S REAL

i dunno why but i loled my ass off at the pic of obama in a ride the lightning shirt

WHEN DID THE INTERNET START TO SUCK

After the 90s.

In the 90s real internet nerds logged on to bulletin boards before the first website even existed. We engaged in witty banter about everything from music to politics. Our parents lamented the outrageous phone bills ammased by our constant long distance dialing necessary to connect to the most exclusive yo mamma jokes and pornographic macros. There were no hipsters playing farmville and tweeting pictures of their last visit to Starbucks. These scene kids today just don't know what it's like to experience the internet in it's pure and free infancy.