http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-17357560



We are nothing more than flies.

they also have the longest sperm of any known creature on earth
http://www.livescience.com/812-longest-sperm-create-paradox-nature.html

If there was a prize for biggest sperm in nature, it would go to Drosophila bifurca, a tiny fruit fly whose coiled sperm would measure more than 2 inches long if straightened out.

That's 1,000 times longer than an average human sperm.

"To put that into perspective, if humans made sperm that long and you took a six-foot man and stood him on the goal line of a football field, his sperm would stretch out to the 40-yard line," said Adam Bjork, a Ph.D. student at Syracuse University in New York.

Along with Syracuse University biologist Scott Pitnick, Bjork examined why any animal, let alone a tiny fruit fly, would evolve such lengthy sperm.

hahaha i just read that same article.

one day i was talking to my brother, who studies biology and organic chemistry, about how it seems like fruit flies just spontaneously form, and he goes "they don't spontaneously form, i've seen them have sex!". it was hilarious.

OLD NEWS...fruit flies THRIVE on stale beers in 212

Ah yes, the ones with the mini Mjolnirs

ATTN: Fruit Flies

GTFO of my Kitchen in the Summer time.

Gregor Mendel already figured this out many years ago. Old news, open up science books.

Book? Whats that? Some kind of digital hardcopy or something?

IET: Jim knows too much

(IET = In Every Thread)

That works too

IET: I try to be an annoying prick.

I challenge thee to a game of jeopardy, u won't.

fair warning: he cheats in games

Me or Tom?

Tom, nigga just called me out.

Your bff just called you a cheater too, ain't no love fo no Aril round heah

Oh well. I've asked for it over the years.

I will only accept the challenge if it is Celebrity Jeopardy. If you win you can have my autograph.

I accused him of cheating, he looked me dead in the eye and said "this game is subjective," and then he won.